Personalized Gifts

Baby boomers may recall a parent saying, "If I had half a mind to..." What does that mean? That you only halfway set out to do something or half mean to do it. In this case, it goes into memory loss. After all…it is only half a brain.  Buy in bulk and save. Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Edit.

Half a Mind Card

They can pay an NFL player $20 million but they can't agree on giving an official referee the raise that they are asking for.
 While NFL referees are on strike, replacement refs have taken their place. Their judgement hasn't been the best starting with the first games of the season.
 The worst blunder ever came on 9/24/12 with the Green Bay Packers at the Seattle Seahawks. The last few seconds of the game, Green Bay safety Jennings caught the football just before Seattle receiver Golden Tate got his own hands on it. Afterwards Jennings pulled the ball into his chest, establishing possession.
 The fake refs called it a touchdown by Tate. They really ref'd up!

Ref'd Up In Seattle with Replacement Referees Card

Never do I keep things simple and always working harder and not smarter.

Work Harder Not Smarter Card

These singing Irish believe they are right in tune after so many drinks of the Irish beer. Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place.

Singing Irish with Beer Card

Look stupid, we know people who do stupid things. Maybe we do at times too.
 Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Look Stupid Card

Whether you are a Democrat, Republican or belong to a different political party. These Zazzle designs are about both parties having D.U.M.B. just to be fair to those who have a blind eye on the WRONG party. The saying about being right and anyone that disagrees can go towards any type of political party. Find more Politics and D.U.M.B. See other D.U.M.B.

When It Comes To Politics

Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. These are those signs. This one is to keep out monsters.

No Monsters Sign

If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com

If I Want to Rent a Billboard

Winking Yellow Face Tote Bag

Merry Elves Wrapping Present Apron

What happens if your regular dentist is not available to fix that painful tooth? Time to call in the replacement dentist. Like this partially colorized photo of a 1942 man at work with a jackhammer.  You won't feel a thing. Relax!  Contact admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Replacement Dentist Trucker Hat

Enjoy this original design t-shirt of a Wild Donkey (which is really called something else) and the words meaning "Your are an not so nice person!" Not you  but everyone around you. The animal's behind has been enlarged to make the point.

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PLEASE NOTE: All "Other designs you may like", "Add an Essential Accessory". "Zazzle Inspirations" and "Reviews" below and above are from other shopkeepers. If is states "Collection" then that is from this shopkeeper. If there is a special item that you would like and not seen in any of my shops, please contact me and I will either create it for you or give you a link to another shopkeeper's with my referral link.

U R a Donkey Funny T-Shirt

No Monsters Sign Magnet

Funny faces with silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a keychain? What would you say?

Key Chain or Keychain Lt

Just plain silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a coaster? What would you say?

Half a Mind Card

Half a Mind Card

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