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Long-term memory or short-term memory, it doesn't matter. It is all shot. Now who are you? What am I doing here? Personalize this with your text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your photos and text right off the product types shown. 

Memory Lapse Mousepad

Christmas product with the Vintage Santa, coal stove burner, snowflake trim, and red background. ⭐PERSONALIZE this template with your Merry Christmas message and names. ⭐CUSTOMIZE IT further to make more changes. If changing the size, Edit or Customize it to make sure everything stays within the printing dashlines. ⭐TRANSFER this design to any product. Double-check that the size of the image does not have a ▲warning symbol. That means that the image needs to be scaled down. Visit all my stores at bit.ly/SandyspiderStores (cut and paste).

Vintage Santa Claus and a Coal Stove Burner Mouse Pad

What happens if your regular dentist is not available to fix that painful tooth? Time to call in the replacement dentist. Like this partially colorized photo of a 1942 man at work with a jackhammer.  You won't feel a thing. Relax!

Replacement Dentist Mouse Pad

Evil Clown Replacement Surgeon Scary Wicked product. How would you like to find out that your replacement surgeon is an evil clown? Transfer this to any item.

Replacement Surgeon - Evil Clown Mouse Pad

A humorous product design featuring fingers pointing outward and forward as if pointing to everyone except yourself. The quote, "Look Stupid" shows on this product. Personalize this with your text or photo, and apply the design to any other item.

Look Stupid Mousepad

A humorous political product that makes a bold statement. It reflects our thoughts on current events in the country and the world. This design can be customized and transferred to any item.

Republicans Have D.U.M.B. Mouse Pad

Funny birthday with a construction sign oversize loads and for someone who is getting older. ⭐PERSONALIZE this template with your Holiday Wishes Year message and names. ⭐CUSTOMIZE IT further to make more changes. If changing the size, Edit or Customize it to make sure everything stays within the printing dash lines. ⭐TRANSFER this design to any product. Double-check that the size of the image does not have a ▲warning symbol. That means that the image needs to be scaled down. Visit all my stores at bit.ly/SandyspiderStores (cut and paste).

Oversize Load Mouse Pad

Here are my goals to make a successful New Year. Tired of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.



Ten Goals of a Pessimist Magnet

A funny Halloween product. ⭐PERSONALIZE this template with your artwork. ⭐EDIT it further to make more changes. ⭐TRANSFER this design to any product. Visit all my stores at bit.ly/SandyspiderStores (cut and paste).

Mad Genius or Just Mad Men's T-Shirt

Funny typography image design product. Customize this with your artwork. Transfer this design to any item.

Awesome Me T-Shirt, Awesome Shirt, Funny Tee, ZFJG T-Shirt

Look Stupid Button

Funny and cute green frog in a teacup product. ⭐PERSONALIZE this template with your artwork. ⭐EDIT it further to make more changes. ⭐TRANSFER this design to any product. Visit all my stores at bit.ly/SandyspiderStores (cut and paste).

Frog in a Tea Neck Tie

Baby boomers may recall a parent saying, "If I had half a mind to..." What does that mean? That you only halfway set out to do something or half mean to do it. In this case, it goes into the memory loss. After all…it is only half a brain.  Personalize this with your text or photo if you think you can top it. 

Funny Quote Half a Mind Brain Coffee Mug

Humorous Christmas-themed product featuring a caroler. He's singing with an icicle on his nose while it snows. This design can be customized and transferred to any item.

Cold Christmas Caroler 1.5" Wide Satin Ribbon

Funny colorful goal goal-setting typography quote with uniquely curved text image product. Customize this with your artwork. Transfer this design to any item.

Memory Lapse Mousepad

Memory Lapse Mousepad

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