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Long term memory or short term memory, it doesn't matter. It is all shot. Now who are you? What I'm I doing here?

 Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. All shirts can be customize for all ages and styles. Adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an message.

Memory Lapse Mousepad

If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually, all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com




If I Want to Rent a Billboard Mouse Pad

Christmas time with Santa and a coal stove burner.



Vintage Santa Claus and a Coal Stove Burner Mouse Pad

They can pay an NFL player $20 million but they can't agree on giving an official referee the raise that they are asking for.
 While NFL referees are on strike, replacement refs have taken their place. Their judgement hasn't been the best starting with the first games of the season.
 The worst blunder ever came on 9/24/12 with the Green Bay Packers at the Seattle Seahawks. The last few seconds of the game, Green Bay safety Jennings caught the football just before Seattle receiver Golden Tate got his own hands on it. Afterwards Jennings pulled the ball into his chest, establishing possession.
 The fake refs called it a touchdown by Tate. They really ref'd up!

Ref'd Up In Seattle with Replacement Referees Mouse Pad

Every woman know that it is hard to find the right bra. But it is even harder when gravity shifts as we get older.

 Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an email at adminconnection@tds.net. 



Finding the Right Bra Mousepad

Our you a bit out of this world? Then this is the ideal gift for you. We are not alone. These signs are about alien warning. Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more.



Alien Warning Mouse Pad

New Year's resolutions, who needs them! Accept yourself for what you are. A Loser!!! Once you can do that, then you can be happy! Tried of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.



Be Happy as a Loser Mouse Pad

Look stupid, we know people who do stupid things. Maybe we do at times too.

 Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me a message.

Look Stupid Mousepad

Just plain silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a coaster? What would you say?



Smarter Than a Coaster

A well-known actor has been making catch phases. Some believed he is not playing with a full deck. Some say he is bi-polar, but he is claiming it to be bi-winning.  This actor was fired from his well-known comedy that premiered on September 22, 2003. He was asked to get help for his addictions. But his actor states that he has been clean for some time and that he has always been on time and professional on the set. The network agrees here.  Being the highest paid actor on TV and now unemployed. He really is winning, with his high paid endorsements off his Twitter Tweets and gaining more popularity than before. This actor said he has no plans on copyrighting any of his quotes, which makes it fair gain for those entrepreneurs. These products have his quotes and a few of my own. Duh, still winning. Enjoy these classic t-shirts.

I am Winning T-shirt

Do you have days when your head fills full of straw? This scarecrow looks good for Halloween or any occasion. He seems happy tied up in a tree. Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Customize the backgrounds with your own color choice too. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Buy in bulk and save. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. An adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an email by clicking on Send a message.

Halloween Scarecrow Tie

Do you know someone who seems to be all hands? Maybe it is you!  Just plain silly. Quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder.



All...Hands T-Shirt

Lucky at love, winning or something else. This can go in many directions for St. Patrick's Day or any day.  Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place.

Lucky Dog and Rainbow St. Patrick's Day Square Sticker

Be Happy as a Loser T-Shirt

Just plain silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a coaster? What would you say?

Memory Lapse Mousepad

Memory Lapse Mousepad

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