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Funny Quote Half a Mind Brain Coffee Mug. Baby boomers may recall a parent saying, "If I had half a mind to..." What does that mean? Angry at something. Halfway set out to do something. Or memory loss. After all…it is only half a brain.  

Funny Quote Half a Mind Brain Coffee Mug

They can pay an NFL player $20 million but they can't agree on giving an official referee the raise that they are asking for.
 While NFL referees are on strike, replacement refs have taken their place. Their judgement hasn't been the best starting with the first games of the season.
 The worst blunder ever came on 9/24/12 with the Green Bay Packers at the Seattle Seahawks. The last few seconds of the game, Green Bay safety Jennings caught the football just before Seattle receiver Golden Tate got his own hands on it. Afterwards Jennings pulled the ball into his chest, establishing possession.
 The fake refs called it a touchdown by Tate. They really ref'd up!

Ref'd Up In Seattle with Replacement Referees Mug

Bone Heads Skeletons Sparing Boneheads Coffee Mug. Two skeletons fighting. What boneheads! Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Edit. 

Bone Heads Skeletons Sparing Boneheads Coffee Mug

Mug. Never to Be Popular on Any Social Level! Some of us just don't fit in. We are not copies of everyone else. That is OK and makes us unique. Tired of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.

Goal: Never to Be Popular Mug

Too busy to paint the walls yourself. There are plenty of professional house painters that guarantee their work. But you don't like the price that you get from the quotes. That is where a replacement house painter comes in.  Oh look...she likes to work with different colors!

Replacement House Painter Mug

Mug. New Year's resolutions, who needs them! Accept yourself for what you are. A Loser!!! Once you can do that, then you can be happy! Tried of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.



Be Happy as a Loser Coffee Mug

Mug. Someone told me once that I was the best kept secret online. What a great honor is that? If you are a secret, how will anyone find you. Tired of setting goals, I will keep being the best kept secret online.

Goal: Best Kept Secret Online Mug

I Used To Have Dyslexia Black Text Coffee Mug. Edit to replace the image. October is Dyslexia Awareness Month. Besides backward letters, dropped letters are common, usually vowels. Having dyslexia is no laughing matter. Then at Funnyjokes shop, we make the acceptance of being different fun. We may all know someone who has this learning disability. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasue.com if you have questions or a product just for you.

I Used To Have Dyslexia Black Text Coffee Mug

How would you like to find out that your replacement surgeon is an evil clown? Too bad you did not know of the replacement! Good luck!

Replacement Surgeon - Evil Clown Business Card

You Asshat apparel. Funny insulting play on words and humorous design. Please contact me at sandy@sandyspider.com if you would like something special just for you or questions.

You Asshat Tie

Never to Be Popular on Any Social Level! Some of us just don't fit in. We are not copies of everyone else. That is OK and makes us unique. Tired of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.



Goal: Never to Be Popular Keychain

If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com




If I Want to Rent a Billboard Bumper Sticker

Do you have days when your head fills full of straw? This scarecrow looks good for Halloween or any occasion. He seems happy tied up in a tree. Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Customize the backgrounds with your own color choice too. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Buy in bulk and save. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. 

Halloween Scarecrow Cake Topper

Just plain silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a coaster? What would you say?



Winking Face Coaster

Yes dear! I will fix it soon! What can I say... this is how a guy thinks. He will make promises to fix things. He does mean what he says, but time slips by and nothing gets done. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com




Funny Quote Half a Mind Brain Coffee Mug

Funny Quote Half a Mind Brain Coffee Mug

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