Personalized Gifts

If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com

If I Want to Rent a Billboard

These singing Irish believe they are right in tune after so many drinks of the Irish beer. Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place. Green beer pattern on the inside. View all my shops here http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores

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St. Patrick's Day Singing Irish with Beer, ZSSG

Yes dear! I will fix it soon! What can I say... this is how a guy thinks. He will make promises to fix things. He does mean what he says, but time slips by and nothing gets done. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com




Yes Dear I Will Fix It Soon Anniversary Card

Whether you are a Democrat, Republican or belong to a different political party. These Zazzle designs are about both parties having D.U.M.B. just to be fair to those who have a blind eye on the WRONG party. The saying about being right and anyone that disagrees can go towards any type of political party. Find more Politics and D.U.M.B. See other D.U.M.B.

When It Comes To Politics

Never do I keep things simple and always working harder and not smarter.

Work Harder Not Smarter Card

Baby boomers may recall a parent saying, "If I had half a mind to..." What does that mean? That you only halfway set out to do something or half mean to do it. In this case, it goes into memory loss. After all…it is only half a brain.  Buy in bulk and save. Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Edit.

Half a Mind Card

They can pay an NFL player $20 million but they can't agree on giving an official referee the raise that they are asking for.
 While NFL referees are on strike, replacement refs have taken their place. Their judgement hasn't been the best starting with the first games of the season.
 The worst blunder ever came on 9/24/12 with the Green Bay Packers at the Seattle Seahawks. The last few seconds of the game, Green Bay safety Jennings caught the football just before Seattle receiver Golden Tate got his own hands on it. Afterwards Jennings pulled the ball into his chest, establishing possession.
 The fake refs called it a touchdown by Tate. They really ref'd up!

Ref'd Up In Seattle with Replacement Referees Card

Whether you are a Democrat, Republican or belong to a different political party. These Zazzle designs are about both parties having D.U.M.B. just to be fair to those who have a blind eye on the WRONG party. The saying about being right and anyone that disagrees can go towards any type of political party. Find more Politics and D.U.M.B. See other D.U.M.B.



Democrats Have D.U.M.B. Mouse Pad

Do you know someone who seems to be all hands? Maybe it is you!  Just plain silly. Quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder.



All...Hands Magnet

Funny Valentine's Day statement, typography ornament with a funny quote of who needs Cupid when everyone loves me.  Customize it your way. Self centered and romantic. See all my shops for Valentine products http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores

Who Needs Cupid When Everyone Loves Me, ZFJ Ceramic Ornament

Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. This is about zombie warning.



Zombie Warning Road Sign Postcard

Just plain silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a coaster? What would you say?

Where Have You Been Dark Coaster

Democrats Have D.U.M.B. Bumper Sticker

Ref'd Up In Seattle with Replacement Referees Coaster

Always butting heads with someone that has a god complex? Even if you don't think you are a red colored neck, white trash or a hillbilly...these divas or prima donnas will look at you this way. Here is your chance to fight back. Or what about family. Have you disowned them, ashamed of them or they are snotty to you?



If I Want to Rent a Billboard

If I Want to Rent a Billboard

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