Personalized Gifts

If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com

If I Want to Rent a Billboard

Yes dear! I will fix it soon! What can I say... this is how a guy thinks. He will make promises to fix things. He does mean what he says, but time slips by and nothing gets done. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com




Yes Dear I Will Fix It Soon Anniversary Card

Baby boomers may recall a parent saying, "If I had half a mind to..." What does that mean? That you only halfway set out to do something or half mean to do it. In this case, it goes into memory loss. After all…it is only half a brain.  Buy in bulk and save. Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Edit.

Half a Mind Card

These singing Irish believe they are right in tune after so many drinks of the Irish beer. Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place.

Singing Irish with Beer Card

These singing Irish believe they are right in tune after so many drinks of the Irish beer. Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place. Green beer pattern on the inside. View all my shops here http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores

Email admin@giftsyoutreasure.com for questions or custom design. Or contact me through “Ask the Designer” (redirection will go through Zazzle’s Q&A, unless direct email.)

St. Patrick's Day Singing Irish with Beer, ZSSG

They can pay an NFL player $20 million but they can't agree on giving an official referee the raise that they are asking for.
 While NFL referees are on strike, replacement refs have taken their place. Their judgement hasn't been the best starting with the first games of the season.
 The worst blunder ever came on 9/24/12 with the Green Bay Packers at the Seattle Seahawks. The last few seconds of the game, Green Bay safety Jennings caught the football just before Seattle receiver Golden Tate got his own hands on it. Afterwards Jennings pulled the ball into his chest, establishing possession.
 The fake refs called it a touchdown by Tate. They really ref'd up!

Ref'd Up In Seattle with Replacement Referees Card

Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. These are those signs. This one is to keep out monsters.

No Monsters Sign

Extra-Large Tray with photo of now scene taken by Sandyspider Gifts and Funnyjokes Gifts. This is a modern background with a vintage Santa driving with presents in the car.. Christmas time with Santa Claus. The reindeer are on strike. Santa is only delivering locally to year. Designed by Funnyjokes Gifts. “Holidayzfordayz” up for the "holidayz" when you include matching cards and labels. Other matching decorations and products available. #holidayz

Vintage Santa Driving in a Modern Snow Scene Tray

A funny sticker that can be changed for other shapes. Make sure to adjust the text for these. I woke up like this, what is your excuse? A classic and retro typographical quote. Send a message to admin@giftsyoutreasure.com if you would like to see any of these designs on a product not shown

I Woke Up Like This What Is Your Excuse, ZFJ Square Sticker

Whether you are a Democrat, Republican or belong to a different political party. These Zazzle designs are about both parties having D.U.M.B. just to be fair to those who have a blind eye on the WRONG party. The saying about being right and anyone that disagrees can go towards any type of political party.

When It Comes To Politics Mouse Pad

Funny Christmas Caroler Holiday Postcard. This Christmas Caroler is a little cold. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com



Funny Christmas Caroler Holiday Postcard

Christmas time with Santa and a coal stove burner.



Vintage Santa Claus and a Coal Stove Burner Neck Tie

Happy Halloween Scarecrow Apron. Do you have days when your head is full of straw? This scarecrow looks good for Halloween or any occasion. He seems happy tied up in a tree. Personalize this with your text or photo if you can top it. 

Happy Halloween Scarecrow Apron

I know I am better than you. I don't hold it against you that you are inferior. Okay that is not me. But there are many people who have god complexes. For reasons only their little mind knows, they think they are better then everyone else.



I am not rude t-shirt

As a great recession survivor, I may be out of work, no money, no fun...but I am still alive.

If I Want to Rent a Billboard

If I Want to Rent a Billboard

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