Personalized Gifts

If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com

If I Want to Rent a Billboard

They can pay an NFL player $20 million but they can't agree on giving an official referee the raise that they are asking for.
 While NFL referees are on strike, replacement refs have taken their place. Their judgement hasn't been the best starting with the first games of the season.
 The worst blunder ever came on 9/24/12 with the Green Bay Packers at the Seattle Seahawks. The last few seconds of the game, Green Bay safety Jennings caught the football just before Seattle receiver Golden Tate got his own hands on it. Afterwards Jennings pulled the ball into his chest, establishing possession.
 The fake refs called it a touchdown by Tate. They really ref'd up!

Ref'd Up In Seattle with Replacement Referees Card

These singing Irish believe they are right in tune after so many drinks of the Irish beer. Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place.

Singing Irish with Beer Card

Always butting heads with someone that has a god complex? Even if you don't think you are a red colored neck, white trash or a hillbilly...these divas or prima donnas will look at you this way. Here is your chance to fight back. Or what about family. Have you disowned them, ashamed of them or they are snotty to you?

Can't Pick Your Family

Yes dear! I will fix it soon! What can I say... this is how a guy thinks. He will make promises to fix things. He does mean what he says, but time slips by and nothing gets done. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com

Yes Dear I Will Fix It Soon Anniversary Card

These singing Irish believe they are right in tune after so many drinks of the Irish beer. Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place. Green beer pattern on the inside. View all my shops here http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores

Email admin@giftsyoutreasure.com for questions or custom design. Or contact me through “Ask the Designer” (redirection will go through Zazzle’s Q&A, unless direct email.)

St. Patrick's Day Singing Irish with Beer, ZSSG

How would you like to find out that your replacement surgeon is an evil clown? Too bad you did not know of the replacement! Good luck!

Replacement Surgeon - Evil Clown Gift Box

Yass Queen Yas Kween Boss Fabulous Add Name Cutting Board. Are you a Yass Queen? Being a Yass Queen is the highest honor. It means you're a boss, you're cool and you have great ideas. Life brings you great pleasure. You're fabulous! This is for you, whether you want it for your office, school, or just to have it. A yass queen can be female or male. View all my shops here https://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores

Yass Queen Yas Kween Boss Fabulous Add Name  Cutting Board

What happens if your regular dentist is not available to fix that painful tooth? Time to call in the replacement dentist. Like this partially colorized photo of a 1942 man at work with a jackhammer.  You won't feel a thing. Relax! Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Replacement Dentist Case-Mate Samsung Galaxy Case

A well-known actor has been making catch phases. Some believed he is not playing with a full deck. Some say he is bipolar, but he is claiming it to be bi-winning.  This actor was fired from his well-known comedy that premiered on September 22, 2003. He was asked to get help for his addictions. But his actor states that he has been clean for some time and that he has always been on time and professional on the set. The network agrees here.  Being the highest-paid actor on TV and now unemployed. He really is winning, with his high-paid endorsements off his Twitter Tweets and gaining more popularity than before. This actor said he has no plans on copyrighting any of his quotes, which makes it a fair gain for those entrepreneurs. These products have his quotes and a few of my own. Duh, still winning. Enjoy these classic t-shirts.

Mr. Awesome Bandwagon T-shirt

I Am Man Hear Me Fart Adult Apron. Funny things a man would say, even if it is true.

I Am Man Hear Me Fart Adult Apron

Funny bag is available in many styles and sizes for everyone. Edit it to make changes or to add something uniquely you. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Ref'd Up In Seattle with Replacement Referees Bag

Greeting card that you replaces the "add your own text" note on the inside. I will never tell a lie words above the silhouette of a puppet boy with a long nose. Trust me, Just alternative facts. Choose between the different sizes of cards and background colors. Change the text to anything you want it to be. Can be anniversary, friendship or just a funny card to send out. Text on both sides inside the card. Make it your own! More at zazzle.com/funnyjokes/politics All MY SHOPS http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores 

Contact admin@giftsyoutreasure.com if you have questions or would like a custom design. The "Contact Seller" re-routes to a question page on Zazzle and support before it will get to me. AFFILIATES make 15% if it sells from your link. Promote any of my products. 

PLEASE NOTE: All "Other designs you may like" and "Reviews" below and above are from other shopkeeper's shops, which this shopkeeper will not get credit for. If is states "Found in this Collection" then that is from this shopkeeper. If there is a special item that you would like and not seen in any of my shops, please contact me and I will either create it for you or give you a link to another shopkeeper's product with my referral link.

Long Nose Alternative Facts Never Lie Greeting Card

Merry Elves Wrapping Present. This is a vintage design with the elves happily wrapping a large Christmas present. Adding to the effect is a modern combination with the green snowflake background.  Please contact me at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com if you would like something special just for you or questions.

Merry Elves Wrapping Present Gift Tags

Add Your Text Black & White Referee Water Bottle Label. Easy to choose from any of the other sizes that are offered for different bottle types. When choosing a different size, please Edit it to make sure the image fits properly.

If I Want to Rent a Billboard

If I Want to Rent a Billboard

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