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Baby Shower Invitations If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture.

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Adult Apron

They can pay an NFL player $20 million but they can't agree on giving an official referee the raise that they are asking for.
 While NFL referees are on strike, replacement refs have taken their place. Their judgement hasn't been the best starting with the first games of the season.
 The worst blunder ever came on 9/24/12 with the Green Bay Packers at the Seattle Seahawks. The last few seconds of the game, Green Bay safety Jennings caught the football just before Seattle receiver Golden Tate got his own hands on it. Afterwards Jennings pulled the ball into his chest, establishing possession.
 The fake refs called it a touchdown by Tate. They really ref'd up!

Ref'd Up In Seattle with Replacement Referees Long Apron

Always butting heads with someone that has a god complex? Even if you don't think you are a red colored neck, white trash or a hillbilly...these divas or prima donnas will look at you this way. Here is your chance to fight back. Or what about family. Have you disowned them, ashamed of them or they are snotty to you?

Can't Pick Your Family Adult Apron

Do you know someone who seems to be all hands? Maybe it is you!  Just plain silly. Quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder.

All...Hands Adult Apron

Replacement Dentist Adult Apron. What happens if your regular dentist is not available to fix that painful tooth? Time to call in the replacement dentist. Like this partially colorized photo of a 1942 man at work with a jackhammer.  You won't feel a thing. Relax!

Replacement Dentist Adult Apron

Frog in a Tea Adult Apron. Cute and funny animals and insects. Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place.

Frog in a Tea Adult Apron

In professions, hiring the replacements (scabs, union busters), is not always better. In the beginning of the 2011-2012 NFL season, replacement referees were hired in place of the real referees. Their judgement had not been the best and make the real refs look good. These products you can see in the "Ref'd Up" folder. The replacements here are everything else, starting with replacement artist. This artist is just learning to draw and loves crayons. You wanted a nice painting in your living room, but refused to pay for a good artist. This is what you get.

Replacement Artist Adult Apron

I Used To Have Dyslexia Black Text Adult Apron. Edit to replace the image. October is Dyslexia Awareness Month. Besides backward letters, dropped letters are common, usually vowels. Having dyslexia is no laughing matter. Then at Funnyjokes shop, we make the acceptance of being different fun. We may all know someone who has this learning disability. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasue.com if you have questions or a product just for you.

I Used To Have Dyslexia Black Text Adult Apron

Warning symbol face mask with a halt hand stopping for social distancing. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Halt Warning Hand Stop Sign Distancing Symbol Adult Cloth Face Mask

Funny St. Patrick's Day t-shirt. Call me Mister Lucky t-shirt. Four leaf clover on bow tie t-shirt. This is all customizable. Contact me at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com for a custom product design or questions. All MY SHOPS http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores

St Patrick's Day Call Me Mister Lucky, ZFJ T-Shirt

A well-known actor has been making catch phases.

I am on a drug It's called ME T-shirt

Funny shirt is available in many styles and sizes for everyone. Edit it to make changes or to add something uniquely you. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Set No Goals and None Will Be Broken T-Shirt

Rattle Some Bones Skeleton Halloween Cloth Placemat. I won't rattle any bones. Personalize this with your text or photo if you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your photos and text right off the product types shown.

Rattle Some Bones Skeleton Halloween Placemat

11 x 14 Photo Puzzle comes in a gift box. Two sizes are available. I will never tell a lie words above the silhouette of a puppet boy with a long nose. Trust me, Just alternative facts.  Check for sizes and background colors when editing this product. More at zazzle.com/funnyjokes/politics All MY SHOPS http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores 

Contact admin@giftsyoutreasure.com if you have questions or would like a custom design. The "Contact Seller" re-routes to a question page on Zazzle and support before it will get to me. AFFILIATES make 15% if it sells from your link. Promote any of my products. 

PLEASE NOTE: All "Other designs you may like" and "Reviews" below and above are from other shopkeeper's shops, which this shopkeeper will not get credit for. If is states "Found in this Collection" then that is from this shopkeeper. If there is a special item that you would like and not seen in any of my shops, please contact me and I will either create it for you or give you a link to another shopkeeper's product with my referral link.

Long Nose Alternative Facts 11x14 Photo Puzzle

New Year's resolutions, who needs them! Accept yourself for what you are. A Loser!!! Once you can do that, then you can be happy! Tried of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Adult Apron

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Adult Apron

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Other aprons from various stores