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Baby Shower Invitations If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture. 

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Adult Apron

I won't rattle any bones.

 Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an email at adminconnection@tds.net. 


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Skeleton Praying Halloween Apron

Funny Real Christmas Tree Quote Adult Apron. Christmas time with a bit of humor. See all the subcategories of Christmas. Nothing better than a real Christmas tree in your home.



Funny Real Christmas Tree Quote Adult Apron

Frog in a Tea Adult Apron. Cute and funny animals and insects. Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place.



Frog in a Tea Adult Apron

Oversize Load Big on Cooking Adult Apron. Funny apron. Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter, and more. These are those signs. This one is about oversize loads.



Oversize Load Big on Cooking Adult Apron

Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. This is about zombie warning.



Zombie Warning Road Sign Adult Apron

Vintage Santa Claus and a Coal Stove Burner Adult Apron. Christmas time with Santa and a coal stove burner.



Vintage Santa Claus and a Coal Stove Burner Adult Apron

Whether you are a Democrat, Republican or belong to a different political party. These Zazzle designs are about both parties having D.U.M.B. just to be fair to those who have a blind eye on the WRONG party. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Difference Between A Democrat And A Communist Adult Apron

Enjoy this original design t-shirt of a Wild Donkey (which is really called something else) and the words meaning "Your are an not so nice person!" Not you  but everyone around you. The animal's behind has been enlarged to make the point.

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PLEASE NOTE: All "Other designs you may like", "Add an Essential Accessory". "Zazzle Inspirations" and "Reviews" below and above are from other shopkeepers. If is states "Collection" then that is from this shopkeeper. If there is a special item that you would like and not seen in any of my shops, please contact me and I will either create it for you or give you a link to another shopkeeper's with my referral link.

U R a Donkey Funny T-Shirt

They can pay an NFL player $20 million but they can't agree on giving an official referee the raise that they are asking for.
 While NFL referees are on strike, replacement refs have taken their place. Their judgement hasn't been the best starting with the first games of the season.
 The worst blunder ever came on 9/24/12 with the Green Bay Packers at the Seattle Seahawks. The last few seconds of the game, Green Bay safety Jennings caught the football just before Seattle receiver Golden Tate got his own hands on it. Afterwards Jennings pulled the ball into his chest, establishing possession.
 The fake refs called it a touchdown by Tate. They really ref'd up!

Ref'd Up In Seattle with Replacement Referees Placemat

Yes dear! I will fix it soon! What can I say... this is how a guy thinks. He will make promises to fix things. He does mean what he says, but time slips by and nothing gets done. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com




Yes Dear I Will Fix It Soon Anniversary Card

Funny Valentine's Day statement, typography foil card with a funny quote of who needs Cupid when everyone loves me.  Customize it your way. Self centered and romantic. See all my shops for Valentine products http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores

Who Needs Cupid When Everyone Loves Me, ZFJ Foil Card

Relationships of lovers, ex lovers, being hurt and revenge. Retro round yellow face that has a tear. Vintage of the 1960's 1970's groovy face days.

Yellow Tearful Face You Make Me Sad Face T-Shirt

Colorful font on boy's and unisex kids shirt, which can be customized for any clothing style for men, women and children. Choose this first before customizing. The funny typographical quote that is trendy with Eyebrows on Fleek. Meaning flawlessly styled, perfectly groomed, looking great. A to be on fleek with everything. Perfectly done or exactly right. Personalize this with changing the font or your own quote. Add a colored background or photo.

Colorful Eyebrows on Fleek Trendy Flawless, ZFJ T-Shirt

As a great recession survivor, I may be out of work, no money, no fun...but I am still alive.

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Adult Apron

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Adult Apron

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Other aprons from various stores