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Baby Shower Invitations If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture. 

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Adult Apron

Whether you are a Democrat, Republican or belong to a different political party. These Zazzle designs are about both parties having D.U.M.B. just to be fair to those who have a blind eye on the WRONG party. The saying about being right and anyone that disagrees can go towards any type of political party. Find more Politics and D.U.M.B. See other D.U.M.B.



When It Comes To Politics Adult Apron

Merry Elves Wrapping Present Apron

Replacement Surgeon Evil Clown Adult Apron. How would you like to find out that your replacement surgeon is an evil clown? Too bad you did not know of the replacement! Good luck!  Contact admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Replacement Surgeon Evil Clown Adult Apron

I Am Man Hear Me Fart Adult Apron. Funny things a man would say, even if it is true.



I Am Man Hear Me Fart Adult Apron

Do you know someone who seems to be all hands? Maybe it is you!  Just plain silly. Quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder.



All...Hands Adult Apron

Always butting heads with someone that has a god complex? Even if you don't think you are a red colored neck, white trash or a hillbilly...these divas or prima donnas will look at you this way. Here is your chance to fight back. Or what about family. Have you disowned them, ashamed of them or they are snotty to you?



Can't Pick Your Family Adult Apron

Vintage Santa Claus and a Coal Stove Burner Adult Apron. Christmas time with Santa and a coal stove burner.



Vintage Santa Claus and a Coal Stove Burner Adult Apron

Black font on toddler's shirt, which can be customized for any clothing style for men, women and children. Choose this first before customizing. The funny typographical quote that is trendy with Eyebrows on Fleek. Meaning flawlessly styled, perfectly groomed, looking great. A to be on fleek with everything. Perfectly done or exactly right. Personalize this with changing the font or your own quote. Add a colored background or photo.

Black Eyebrows on Fleek Trendy Flawless Style, ZFJ Toddler T-shirt

You Asshat apparel. Funny insulting play on words and humorous design. Please contact me at sandy@sandyspider.com if you would like something special just for you or questions.

You Asshat Tie

They can pay an NFL player $20 million but they can't agree on giving an official referee the raise that they are asking for.
 While NFL referees are on strike, replacement refs have taken their place. Their judgement hasn't been the best starting with the first games of the season.
 The worst blunder ever came on 9/24/12 with the Green Bay Packers at the Seattle Seahawks. The last few seconds of the game, Green Bay safety Jennings caught the football just before Seattle receiver Golden Tate got his own hands on it. Afterwards Jennings pulled the ball into his chest, establishing possession.
 The fake refs called it a touchdown by Tate. They really ref'd up!

Ref'd Up In Seattle with Replacement Referees Mouse Pad

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Funny Women's T-Shirt. This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law, former boss, you get the picture. This is an original quote on a shirt.

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Funny Womens T-Shirt

Mug. Tired for chasing dreams for they turn into nightmares. My goal is to settle for what life serves. Tired of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.



Goal: Stop Chasing Dreams Mug

It is so frustrating when the rest of the world can't be as prefect as me. Only one that can do it right is me. That is what a perfectionist would say.



Things That I Am Perfect At T-shirt

Cute and funny animals and insects. Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place.



If I Want to Rent a Billboard Adult Apron

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Adult Apron

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Other aprons from various stores