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Baby boomers may recall a parent saying, "If I had half a mind to..." What does that mean? That you only halfway set out to do something or half mean to do it. In this case, it goes into the memory loss. After all…it is only half a brain.  Personalize this with your text or photo if you think you can top it. 

Half a Mind Mousepad

Funny colorful goal goal-setting typography quote with uniquely curved text image product. Customize this with your artwork. Transfer this design to any item.

Front Page Online Never Mouse Pad

Jokes about getting older. Strange things that happen to our bodies.



Every wrinkle tells story mouse pad

A humorous political product that makes a bold statement. It reflects our thoughts on current events in the country and the world. This design can be customized and transferred to any item.

I AM A GREAT RECESSION SURVIVOR MOUSE PAD

Funny humorous typography designed quote on a product. Personalize this with your text or photo, and apply the design to any other item.

All...Hands Mouse Pad

Too busy to paint the walls yourself. There are plenty of professional house painters that guarantee their work. But you don't like the price that you get from the quotes. That is where a replacement house painter comes in.  Oh look...she likes to work with different colors!

Replacement House Painter Mouse Pad

Christmas time with a bit of humor. See all th subcategories of Christmas. Nothing better than a real Christmas tree in your home.



A Real Christmas Tree Mouse Pad

Funny childlike replacement artist product. Customize it with your artwork. Transfer it to any item.

Replacement Artist Mouse Pad

Funny Personalized Name Yes Dear I Will Fix It Soon Gift Idea Product. National Procrastination Week is March 3-9  for 2025 and can vary from year to year. A typographical quote. Customize this. Makes a great gift for Christmas, a birthday, Father's Day, or any spouse, boyfriend or girlfriend, or any occasion. Famous words of a procrastinator.

Yes Dear I Will Fix It Soon Procrastination Week Poker Cards

Don't Try for Any Awards T-Shirt (Custom It)

Funny quote and design product. ⭐PERSONALIZE this template with your artwork. ⭐EDIT it further to make more changes. ⭐TRANSFER this design to any product. Visit all my stores at bit.ly/SandyspiderStores (cut and paste).

The World Revolves Around Me Tie

The pattern collection of emojis cartoon with a funny nerd, geek. Add your name when you personalize this template. The funny typography vinyl sticker is 8" x "8 size. Go with the 14" x 14" size or one of the smaller sizes. For your office, for school or just to have it. 

Nerd Geek Emoji Yellow Face Collection Add Name 8" Sticker

Funny quote typography plays on words, and humor on product. Customize this with your artwork or text. Transfer the image to an item.

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Tile

Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. This is about zombie warning.



Zombie Warning Road Sign Magnet

Funny expressive faces with that retro look. It looks good on any product. Transfer this design or customize it.

Half a Mind Mousepad

Half a Mind Mousepad

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