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Enjoy your favorite beverage with this cynical mug with the phrase "I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm sleeping." on it.

I'm not always sarcastic - Funny Quote Mug

Funny #Momlife mug that says "Some moms cuss too much. It's me. I'm some moms." Personalize "#Momlife" with your own name.

Some moms cuss too much - Funny #Momlife mug

Enjoy your favorite beverage with this funny mug with the cynical phrase "Normal People Scare Me" on it.

Funny Mug - Normal People Scare Me

Enjoy your favorite beverage with this cynical quote mug with the phrase "Normal People Scare Me" on it.

Cynical Quote Mug - Normal People Scare Me

If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories, a funny coffee mug to begin your daily routine. Personalize this mug by changing the word "Sarcasm" to your favorite cynical word! Customize this product even further by changing the colors on the mug: 3 colors available to change. 

Funny Mug:If Only (your WORD here) Burned Calories Coffee Mug

Funny Mug with the statement "I have absolutely no desire to fit in"

Funny Mug: "I have absolutely no desire to fit in" Mug

Cynical mug with the statement "I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid"

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Mug

Change the words "Straight OUTTA Patience" to your own funny and sarcastic quote. Customize this product even further by changing the colors on the laurels and stars frame: 4 colors available to change.

Funny Mug: Choose Your Sarcastic Words Mug

Trying to make protein shakes but they keep coming out as margaritas. Replace the "protein shakes" with your preferred beverage choice.

Trying to make [DRINK CHOICE] but... Funny  Margarita Drink Mix

I'm mostly peace love and light and a little go F*@$ yourself. A funny sarcastic poster for the zen master who's having a tough day.

I'm mostly peace love and light and a little- grey poster

Do you need a little Christmas cheer to keep in your pocket? This Cranky Christmas Flask is a great way to express your holiday cheer. Personalize this flask with your name and/or quote. Get the matching funny t-shirt here: https://www.zazzle.com/funny_christmas_cheer_no_no_no_funny_green_t_shirt-235466569730195578

Cranky Christmas Flask - NO! NO! NO!

This SARCASM colorful starburst sticker can be customized with your own word.

Custom SARCASM colorful starburst sticker

How many people are welcome over your threshold? Use this doormat to help welcome most people to your home. ;)

welcome-ish sarcastic Teal/Yellow/Orange Doormat

Halloween bats shot glass for your Halloween party decoration.

Purple Halloween bats shot glass

Santa's cookie tray will be extra special this year with these custom Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookies. Add a photo and message to this snowflake design and enjoy special sweets for the Christmas holiday. 

"Dear Santa, I promise I was Good! :)" is a great way to get Santa's attention. ;)

The photo template uses a square, 1:1 ratio size image cropped close to a person's face. Transparent background is not required but will add to the design to show the snowflakes behind the person.

I'm not always sarcastic - Funny Quote Mug

I'm not always sarcastic - Funny Quote Mug

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