Come one, you know the drill. No, what was the drill again?

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You Know the Drill, Funny Trucker Hat

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Trucker Hat

Ever heard the saying "Be Here Now"? Well, where is "Here" exactly? And, most important, are we there yet? I mean, are we here yet? Stop worrying about the past or the future! It's a deep subject. Drop in sometime. I crack myself up!

Are We Here Yet? Trucker Hat

Is "totally" one of the retro slang words you brought with you from the eighties and are still totally saying today? Maybe you prefer the shortened version, totes. Admit it: You're totes a valley girl at heart. Here's a typographically created 80s "Totally!" design, in hot pink with a denim blue background, on a trendy trucker hat, that will take you back to some hopefully good times.

Totally Retro Eighties Slang Saying Trucker Hat

So a misanthrope is somebody who hates people, right? And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like... Ew, people. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate that about people? Anyway, wear it on a trucker hat and be an obnoxious jerk.

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope, I Hate People Trucker Hat

Where do you stand on the issue of outdoor cats vs indoor cats? It's indoor only for my kitty. Aside from her longer average lifespan, there is a long list of reasons she's safer and happier than an outdoor cat. And the wildlife outside is protected from her! So here is a minimalist way of showing my vote for "indoor only," with a simple cat drawing in place of the letter "y." If your cat is indoor only too, maybe you would like this fun, cute typographic design.

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography Trucker Hat

Oxford Comma Not Coma with Retro Ladies Coffee Mug

Oxford Comma Not Coma with Retro Ladies Accent Pillow

Oxford Comma Not Coma with Retro Ladies Poster

Oxford Comma Not Coma with Retro Ladies T-Shirt

Oxford Comma Not Coma with Retro Ladies Postcard

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Oxford Coma?!" "That's the Oxford Comma, Kathleen. Comma. Use it!" Hey, it's an easy spelling mistake to make: One little "m"! Here are two retro, mid-century ladies talking to each other on the phone, getting this important punctuation matter straightened out (Kathleen is on the front of the mug, and her friend is on the back.) No matter which side you or a fellow word lover are on about the Oxford comma (also known as a serial comma), this design is a great gift idea for any funny grammar occasion. And Please Note:  "Kathleen" can be customized to a name of your choice.

Oxford Comma Not Coma with Retro Ladies

Life Rocks When Your Livingroom Rolls Bumper Sticker

Life Rocks When Your RV Livingroom Rolls Beer Stein

Life Rocks When Your RV Livingroom Rolls Beer Stei Beer Stein

Whether you have a Class A, B, or C mobile home, trailer, camper, or van, when you're on the road and things inside the RV are rolling, life rocks and we're all happy campers. Here is a perky, cheerful text design that includes a cartoon drawing of an orange camper van RV rolling its way to the next RV park.

Life Rocks When Your Livingroom Rolls

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope Button

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope, I Hate People T-Shirt

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope Mug

A misanthrope is somebody who hates people, right? And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like... I hate people, so please go away. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate that about people?

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a left-handed funny coffee mug.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Two-Tone Coffee Mug

How do you live more and worry less? Try mindfulness meditation; practice deep breathing; explore guided imagery; talk with others; keep a worry journal; get moving. With its minimalist flowing script design, this design should fit right in with a mindful lifestyle. [Created especially for a faithful fan. Thank you, Teresa!]

Live More Worry Less, Lovely Minimalist T-Shirt

Looking for the perfect vintage Christmas card? Here is a lovely idea featuring a charming old-fashioned colorized illustration of two Victorian women chatting at a party, and a flirtatious gentleman guest holding Christmas mistletoe over their heads. Kissing may ensue! Inside is a mistletoe sprig, an old fashioned Christmas wish, and closing with signature. 

Under the Mistletoe

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Wooden Box Sign

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Faux Canvas Print

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Baby T-Shirt

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Round Pillow

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Tote Bag

This cute baby raccoon (or "kit") says, I Love to Read! Here's an adorable watercolor baby raccoon, adorned with a flower crown of burgundy and purple iris and a couple of tiny red ladybugs, and doing their very favorite thing: Reading a book! They even have a stack of more books to read after this one. The light blue text matches the raccoon's little overalls and some of the books. All together, it's a soft, lovable image of a child's pure love of reading. Spread the love!

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon

Stay Feisty Encouragement Mug

Stay Feisty Encouragement T-Shirt

Stay Feisty Encouragement Magnet

Stay Feisty Encouragement Car Magnet

The dictionary says this about "feisty": full of animation, energy, or courage; spirited; spunky; plucky. Whoa, that's a lot of adjectives! Oh, and also "ill-tempered; pugnacious. troublesome; difficult." OK, you can be that too. But is that so bad? Cheer up, everybody, for Heaven's sake!

Stay Feisty Encouragement

For the Christmas holiday, peacetime, or anytime, a beautiful way to say "peace on earth" is with this chic minimalist typographical image of the Latin "dona nobis pacem" (give us peace), in a simple handwritten script typeface that rolls across the surface as though the words are holding hands.

You Know the Drill, Funny Trucker Hat

You Know the Drill, Funny Trucker Hat

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