Come one, you know the drill. No, what was the drill again?

You Know the Drill, Funny T-Shirt

You Know the Drill, Funny Tote Bag

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You Know the Drill, Funny Trucker Hat

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Trucker Hat

Where do you stand on the issue of outdoor cats vs indoor cats? It's indoor only for my kitty. Aside from her longer average lifespan, there is a long list of reasons she's safer and happier than an outdoor cat. And the wildlife outside is protected from her! So here is a minimalist way of showing my vote for "indoor only," with a simple cat drawing in place of the letter "y." If your cat is indoor only too, maybe you would like this fun, cute typographic design.

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography Trucker Hat

Is "totally" one of the retro slang words you brought with you from the eighties and are still totally saying today? Maybe you prefer the shortened version, totes. Admit it: You're totes a valley girl at heart. Here's a typographically created 80s "Totally!" design, in hot pink with a denim blue background, on a trendy trucker hat, that will take you back to some hopefully good times.

Totally Retro Eighties Slang Saying Trucker Hat

Ever heard the saying "Be Here Now"? Well, where is "Here" exactly? And, most important, are we there yet? I mean, are we here yet? Stop worrying about the past or the future! It's a deep subject. Drop in sometime. I crack myself up!

Are We Here Yet? Trucker Hat

So a misanthrope is somebody who hates people, right? And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like... Ew, people. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate that about people? Anyway, wear it on a trucker hat and be an obnoxious jerk.

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope, I Hate People Trucker Hat

Just a Cuppa Bone China Mug

Just a Cuppa Coffee Mug

Just a Cuppa Latte Mug

Have a cuppa in one of these lovely mugs. You'll feel better.

Just a Cuppa

Cute, funny drawing of a stick-figure man RVer with blue spiked-up hair and a hand waving, inside an orange camper van, saying Slap Happy Camper in a comical font. The perfect gift for any camper or RV travel lover.

Slap Happy Camper Cartoon Scene Hitch Cover

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Notebook

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Drawstring Bag

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Grocery Bag

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Faux Canvas Print

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Card

Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. Below is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird flyer for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind a funny math teacher might tell in class.

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography Wooden Box Sign

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography T-Shirt

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography Mug

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography Hoodie

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography

In this closeup photo, as a romantic expression of true love, someone has placed a handmade heart on a beach and somehow strung it with tiny lights that sparkle from its spot in the sand, while clear blue waves rush behind. What sweeter way to tell your valentine your love is complete, than to gift them with this unique heart shaped paperweight?  [Photo by Steve Halama on Unsplash]

Sparkling Heart on Beach, Unique Romantic Photo Paperweight

Not in the Moo Throw Pillow

Not in the Moo Baby Bodysuit

Not in the Moo Cooler

Not in the Moo Tote Bag

Not in the Moo Wooden Box Sign

Not in the Moo Square Sticker

We all have those days. Just not in the moo to do anything, see anybody, go anywhere. Did I say "moo"? I mean "mood." Not in the mood. But sometimes a cow just says it better. I am NOT in the moooooooo. So leave me alone, or I'm likely to ... What do cows do when they're fussy?

Not in the Moo

A classic black and gold stripe with dots, necktie-like design with an elegant, decidedly masculine vibe, for when you want a bag that's "no frills" and "no nonsense" to carry your gear in.


Black and Gold Stripe & Dots Masculine Printed Backpack

When I See Cows, Cow Lover Tote Bag

When I See Cows, Cow Lover Meme Poster

When I See Cows Wood Wall Art

When I See Cows, Funny Farm Animal T-Shirt

When I See Cows Popular Funny Meme Coffee Mug

When I See Cows, Cow Lover Meme Tote Bag

It's weird but true: When I'm driving along with someone in the car with me, and I see some cows outside, I will always say, "Cows!" Come on, you do it too. In fact, it's become a popular meme, if you're cool that is. And here it is with a pretty black and white cow to illustrate, in case you're a cow lover.

When I See Cows

To Pun or Not To Pun, Funny Pun Quote T-Shirt

To Pun or Not To Pun, Funny Pun Quote Poster

To Pun or Not To Pun, Funny Pun Quote  Keychain

Oh, you thought it was "To be or not to be, that is the question." That was Hamlet. This is ... that person who loves puns. So was your pun intended, or was there no pun intended? That is the question.

You Know the Drill, Funny Trucker Hat

You Know the Drill, Funny Trucker Hat

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