A misanthrope is somebody who hates people, right? And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like... I hate people, so please go away. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate that about people? Anyway, wear it on a this button and be an obnoxious jerk.

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope Button

OK, a misanthrope is somebody who hates people. And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like I hate people. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate people like that? Anyway, always drink your coffee out of this mug, especially when you would like to be left the heck alone (yeah, I just said "heck") and be an obnoxious jerk.

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope, I Hate People Mug

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope Mug

OK, a misanthrope is somebody who hates people, right? And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like... Ew, people. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate that about people? Anyway, wear it on a t-shirt and be an obnoxious jerk.

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope, I Hate People T-Shirt

OK, a misanthrope is somebody who hates people, right? And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like... Ew, people. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate people like that? Anyway, wear it on a t-shirt and be an obnoxious jerk.

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So a misanthrope is somebody who hates people, right? And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like... Ew, people. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate that about people? Anyway, wear it on a trucker hat and be an obnoxious jerk.

A misanthrope is somebody who hates people, right? And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like... I hate people, so please go away. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate that about people?

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope, I Hate People Trucker Hat

Where do you stand on the issue of outdoor cats vs indoor cats? It's indoor only for my kitty. Aside from her longer average lifespan, there is a long list of reasons she's safer and happier than an outdoor cat. And the wildlife outside is protected from her! So here is a minimalist way of showing my vote for "indoor only," with a simple cat drawing in place of the letter "y." If your cat is indoor only too, maybe you would like this fun, cute typographic design.

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography Trucker Hat

Is "totally" one of the retro slang words you brought with you from the eighties and are still totally saying today? Maybe you prefer the shortened version, totes. Admit it: You're totes a valley girl at heart. Here's a typographically created 80s "Totally!" design, in hot pink with a denim blue background, on a trendy trucker hat, that will take you back to some hopefully good times.

Totally Retro Eighties Slang Saying Trucker Hat

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Trucker Hat

Ever heard the saying "Be Here Now"? Well, where is "Here" exactly? And, most important, are we there yet? I mean, are we here yet? Stop worrying about the past or the future! It's a deep subject. Drop in sometime. I crack myself up!

Are We Here Yet? Trucker Hat

Come one, you know the drill. No, what was the drill again?

You Know the Drill, Funny Trucker Hat

Here is a chic, unique way to tell your valentine your love is timeless. In the front photo: "It's you. It's always been" in bright neon letters on a bright red and subdued black background. Inside, the message is "I love you" (of course!), or you can put it in your own words. You can also include your own photo.

It's Always Been You | Custom Romantic Photo Card

Be Nice Kindness Message

Stay Feisty Encouragement

Be Unapologetic | Self-Confidence

Life Is Short. Wear the tutu

Life Is Short, Go For It!

Kindness Works | Be Kind

The designs in this collection have one thing in common: They are all meant to be motivational, encouraging, positive... all the good stuff about being humans ourselves, and interacting with other humans in kind, feel-good, uplifting ways.

Motivational Messages

Anyone who is addicted to caffeine will tell you: There is no adulting until there is coffee. Much coffee. And it's only fair to warn everybody you come into contact with: Coffee. Then adulting. On a poster.

Coffee Then Adulting, Funny Caffeine Addict Quote Poster

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Eraser

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows T-Shirt

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Button

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Throw Pillow

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Tote Bag

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Drawstring Bag

Bessie and Nellie, the Holstein-Friesian dairy cows, are surprised to meet you. Greetings, cow lovers!

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows

Is this a cool paperweight or what? Glass, dome shaped, and perfectly presenting a photo of a bit of open highway in perspective in the wide open spaces, leading into a beautiful blue sky, to snow-topped mountains in the distance, miles and miles away. If you love taking road trips, in a car, an RV, on a motorcycle, you'll love this little bit of highway heaven sitting invitingly on your home or office desk. Paperweights are not just for holding down papers anymore! [Photo by Diego Jimenez on Unsplash]

Highway Perspective with Mountains in Distance Paperweight

Squirrels Are People Too T-Shirt

Squirrels Are People Too Button

Do you love squirrels even though most backyard bird lovers hate them? They're so cute and fuzzy and cuddly looking, and they have to eat too! Here's a sweet cartoon drawing of a light brown squirrel wearing glasses, lying on his stomach and offering a daisy. How cute is that?

Squirrels Are People Too

Funny Floral Introvert Business Card

Funny Floral Introvert Square Business Card

Funny Floral Introvert Business Card Magnet

Funny Floral Introvert Magnet

Being an introvert is no laughing matter. OK, it can be sometimes. Here are some faux business cards... Well, maybe not entirely faux. They would definitely come in handy at parties. Or other places you didn't want to be. On second thought, don't go anywhere; just keep some by the door in case anybody rings the doorbell. Actually, you probably don't need these.

Funny Floral Introvert

Do you live in fear of constantly having your grammar corrected? Are you obsessive about correcting grammar and spelling? Maybe you are, or know someone who is an editor or proofreader. They might enjoy this funny error-ridden text with handwritten red corrections made in actual proofreader marks.

Obsessed Proofreader Error Corrections Giant Coffee Mug

Here's a rustic weathered wood grain look and texture with black numbers and clock hands. Family name, or whatever text you like, is personalized near the bottom. Perfect camping decor for the family cabin or RV.

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope, I Hate People Trucker Hat

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope, I Hate People Trucker Hat

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