This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, send her a depiction of this happy scene on a lovely card. You can even customize by choosing "Mam," "Mom," or "Mum." 

Wine for Mother's Day Holiday Card

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This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, send her a depiction of this happy scene on a postcard. You can even customize by choosing "Mam," "Mom," or "Mum." 

Wine for Mother's Day Postcard

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, commemorate Mother's Day with a wine gift box. And don't forget to customize with your own text!

Wine for Mother's Day Wine Box

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, commemorate Mother's Day with a wine carrier bag for her wine. And don't forget to customize with your own text!

Wine for Mother's Day Wine Bag

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, commemorate Mother's Day with a wine gift bag for the wine. And don't forget to customize with your own text!

Wine for Mother's Day Wine Gift Bag

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This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, give her this brand spanking new apron, to replace the ones she's been wearing throughout the long years, taking care of you! You can even customize by choosing "Mam," "Mom," or "Mum." 

Wine for Mother's Day Adult Apron

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, give her this lovely tote bag. You can even customize by choosing "Mam," "Mom," or "Mum." 

Wine for Mother's Day Tote Bag

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, give her this lovely mug, so she can drink some wine if all the wine glasses are in the dishwasher. You can even customize by choosing "Mam," "Mom," or "Mum." 

Wine for Mother's Day Mug

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, give Mam, Mom, or Mum a fun fridge magnet. You can customize by choosing "Mam," "Mom," or "Mum" on the magnet, too!

Wine for Mother's Day Magnet

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, give her this lovely wooden box sign, for desktop or hanging on a wall, so she can look at it and think of you (cough). You can even customize by choosing "Mam," "Mom," or "Mum." 

Wine for Mother's Day Wooden Box Sign

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This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, commemorate Mother's Day with a set of beautiful stemless wine glasses (choose one, two, or four). You can even customize by choosing "Mam," "Mom," or "Mum." 

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mom a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. 

Wine for Mother's Day Stemless Wine Glass

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the classic funny wine quote on a set of stemless wine glasses. (Please choose a set of one, two, or four.)

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. Ba-dum-TSS! The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Add this popular wine meme to a set of stemless wine glasses (in sets of one, two, or four), and you've got a wine party!

How Much Do You Spend on Wine? Stemless Wine Glass

"I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle," says the brave rescuer, The Cabernet Cat. He likes to think he has a funny wine quote for every occasion, be it a Ladies Night wine party, a reception for your winery's new gift shop and wine tasting bar, or a quiet evening at home with you, your cat, and a glass of your favorite red. Here's the uber popular funny wine quote on a set of stemless wine glasses (choose sets of one, two, or four).

Rescued Some Wine Funny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

Is the proverbial glass half full or proverbially half empty? That is the question. And the answer, of course, is full! Here is The Cabernet Cat, holding a half-full glass (the top half!) of his favorite wine, and raising it to you. He hopes your glass, the wine glass in particular, is always full, all year through, and that you and yours are well, safe, and happy. Here is a set of stemless wine glasses to get you started. Cheers!

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast

Everyone knows you should always let a red wine breathe before you drink it. But what if it can't breathe? Well then, any compassionate wine drinker would administer mouth-to-mouth ASAP! Here is a set of stemless wine glasses with this funny wine quote, along with The Cabernet Cat himself, holding his glass of Cabernet, hoping for the best.

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Stemless Wine Glass

There's an endless number of wise and funny quotes about bringing in the new year. Here's one from Blanca (cousin of the Cabernet Cat): "How many glasses of champagne have I had, and how did I get here?" But let's not get too philosophical. There are so many things to worry about these days; let's focus on something good, like drinking some lovely bubbly sparkling wine! In a special set of stemless (bubbly) wine glasses with both Blanca and C.C. Here's to better times ahead! Happy New Year to all from Blanca and The Cabernet Cat!

Happy New Year Stemless Wine Glass

Roses are red, violets are blue. Wine is cheaper than dinner for two. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine, and offering this lovely, sort-of-romantic Valentine's Day poem on a set of stemless wine glasses (choose one, set of two, or set of four).

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Stemless Wine Glass

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Stone Coaster

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Napkins

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Tote Bag

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Mug

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Postcard

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky.

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats Napkins

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats Adult Apron

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats T-Shirt

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats Postcard

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats Square Paper Coaster

The Cabernet Cat, holding his signature glass of red wine, is entertaining a gray kitty friend, holding a glass of white, and good times are being had! Good friends, good wine, good times. Isn’t that the way the wine quote goes? Cheers! Here's to good friends!

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stemless Wine Glass

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Postcard

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun pot holder. Get cooking, wine lovers!

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's most popular wine quotes, on a coaster set of these four wine sayings: Let's drink wine and judge people; I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine; It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. Clearly there is room for more wine; and I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle. The Cabernet Cat is featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in an attractive case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a wine-loving friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'd be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Popular Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Magnet

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Quote Stone Coaster

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Quote Kitchen Towel

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny T-Shirt

Everyone knows you should always let a red wine breathe before you drink it. But what if it can't breathe? Well then, any compassionate wine drinker would administer mouth-to-mouth as soon as possible! Here is an apron with this funny wine quote, along with The Cabernet Cat himself, holding his glass of Cabernet, hoping for the best.

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Quote

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Magnet

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Adult Apron

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Tote Bag

What if we run out of wine?! What if this is actually the last bottle of wine in the house?! In the WORLD!! That's right. It's called NOVINOPHOBIA: the fear of running out of wine. And it's nothing to laugh about. But it does make a very funny wine quote to put on a fun gift. Here's the humorous red wine drinking Cabernet Cat to remind you to always stay stocked up with your favorite wine.

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Saying Wine Gift Bag

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying Wooden Box Sign

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying Kitchen Towel

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying Stemless Wine Glass

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying Square Paper Coaster

Ben Franklin was said to have said, "In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria." Perhaps the point he was making is that water may be healthier for you than either wine or beer, but given the bacteria element involved with water, well, you be the judge. Here's The Cabernet Cat in his professor outfit (graduation headgear and diploma accessory) to relay this very educated, funny Ben Franklin beer quote (wine quote, in our case) for your edification and amusement.

Wine for Mother's Day Stemless Wine Glass

Wine for Mother's Day Stemless Wine Glass

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