"I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle," says this hand drawn, retro, hipster black cat known as The Cabernet Cat. He likes to think he has a funny wine quote for every occasion, be it a Ladies Night wine party, a reception for your winery's new gift shop and wine tasting bar, or a quiet evening at home with you, your cat, and a glass of your favorite red. Here's the uber popular funny wine quote on a coffee mug.

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Mug

"I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle," says this hand drawn, retro, hipster black cat known as The Cabernet Cat. He likes to think he has a funny wine quote for every occasion, be it a Ladies Night wine party, a reception for your winery's new gift shop and wine tasting bar, or a quiet evening at home with you, your cat, and a glass of your favorite red. Here is a fun kitchen towel with this popular wine quote.

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Kitchen Towel

"I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle," says this hand drawn, retro, hipster black cat known as The Cabernet Cat. He likes to think he has a funny wine quote for every occasion, be it a Ladies Night wine party, a reception for your winery's new gift shop and wine tasting bar, or a quiet evening at home with you, your cat, and a glass of your favorite red. Here's the uber popular funny wine quote on a t-shirt.

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote Cat T-Shirt

"I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle," says this hand drawn, retro, hipster black cat known as The Cabernet Cat. He likes to think he has a funny wine quote for every occasion, be it a Ladies Night wine party, a reception for your winery's new gift shop and wine tasting bar, or a quiet evening at home with you, your cat, and a glass of your favorite red. Here's the uber popular funny wine quote on a set of paper coasters.

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Square Paper Coaster

"I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle," says this hand drawn, retro, hipster black cat known as The Cabernet Cat. He likes to think he has a funny wine quote for every occasion, be it a Ladies Night wine party, a reception for your winery's new gift shop and wine tasting bar, or a quiet evening at home with you, your cat, and a glass of your favorite red. Here's the uber popular funny wine quote on a fun fridge magnet.

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Magnet

"I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle," says this hand drawn, retro, hipster black cat known as The Cabernet Cat. He likes to think he has a funny wine quote for every occasion, be it a Ladies Night wine party, a reception for your winery's new gift shop and wine tasting bar, or a quiet evening at home with you, your cat, and a glass of your favorite red. Here's the uber popular funny wine quote on a handy wine gift bag.

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote Cat Wine Gift Bag

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"I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle," says this hand drawn, retro, hipster black cat known as The Cabernet Cat. He likes to think he has a funny wine quote for every occasion, be it a Ladies Night wine party, a reception for your winery's new gift shop and wine tasting bar, or a quiet evening at home with you, your cat, and a glass of your favorite red. Here's the uber popular funny wine quote on a lovely stone coaster.

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Stone Coaster

"I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle," says this hand drawn, retro, hipster black cat known as The Cabernet Cat. He likes to think he has a funny wine quote for every occasion, be it a Ladies Night wine party, a reception for your winery's new gift shop and wine tasting bar, or a quiet evening at home with you, your cat, and a glass of your favorite red. Here's the uber popular funny wine quote on a set of paper cocktail napkins.

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Napkins

"I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle," says this hand drawn, retro, hipster black cat known as The Cabernet Cat. He likes to think he has a funny wine quote for every occasion, be it a Ladies Night wine party, a reception for your winery's new gift shop and wine tasting bar, or a quiet evening at home with you, your cat, and a glass of your favorite red. Maybe today you're going to mail this excellent postcard to a friend or loved one.

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Postcard

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"I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle," says the brave rescuer, The Cabernet Cat. He likes to think he has a funny wine quote for every occasion, be it a Ladies Night wine party, a reception for your winery's new gift shop and wine tasting bar, or a quiet evening at home with you, your cat, and a glass of your favorite red. Here's the uber popular funny wine quote on a set of stemless wine glasses (choose sets of one, two, or four).

  "I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle," says this hand drawn, retro, hipster black cat known as The Cabernet Cat. He likes to think he has a funny wine quote for every occasion, be it a Ladies Night wine party, a reception for your winery's new gift shop and wine tasting bar, or a quiet evening at home with you, your cat, and a glass of your favorite red. 

Rescued Some Wine Funny Wine Quote

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. Clearly there is room for more wine. Here is The Cabernet Cat wearing his signature sunglasses, holding his glass of red wine, and settling that silly argument once and for all. The text is in a funny vintage font, and there are burgundy stars all around. The Cat and funny quote are all on a set of festive stemless wine glasses (choose sets of one, two, or four).

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat

There's an endless number of wise and funny quotes about bringing in the new year. Here's one from Blanca (cousin of the Cabernet Cat): "How many glasses of champagne have I had, and how did I get here?" But let's not get too philosophical. There are so many things to worry about these days; let's focus on something good, like drinking some lovely bubbly sparkling wine! In a special set of stemless (bubbly) wine glasses with both Blanca and C.C. Here's to better times ahead! Happy New Year to all from Blanca and The Cabernet Cat!

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Everyone knows you should always let a red wine breathe before you drink it. But what if it can't breathe? Well then, any compassionate wine drinker would administer mouth-to-mouth ASAP! Here is a set of stemless wine glasses with this funny wine quote, along with The Cabernet Cat himself, holding his glass of Cabernet, hoping for the best.

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth

Boxed wine? Never let it be said that the Cabernet Cat is cheap. That's why, when it's his turn to bring the wine to a party, he prefers cardboardeaux to box wine. You've heard a wine meme or two about cardboardeaux. It's called a goon bag in Australia! Gotta love that. OK, I think I get it now. So here's the funny wine quote on a set of stemless wine glasses (available in sets of one, two, and four).

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat

What if we run out of wine?! What if this is actually the last bottle of wine in the house?! In the WORLD!! That's right. It's called NOVINOPHOBIA: the fear of running out of wine. And it's nothing to laugh about. But it does make a very funny wine quote to put on a set of stemless wine glasses. Here's the humorous red wine drinking Cabernet Cat to remind you to always stay stocked up with your favorite wine. (Choose sets of one, two, or four.)

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a set of stemless wine glasses! Cheers!

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I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky. Here is the classic funny wine quote on a set of stemless wine glasses. (Please choose a set of one, two, or four.)

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat Tote Bag

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat Magnet

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat Postcard

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat K Kitchen Towel

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat Stone Coaster

Ah, it's Summertime, Beach Time! and The Cabernet Cat says, Toes in the sand, wine in my hand. Wait, that isn't the kind of sand you were thinking about, there under the sun and sea? Well sorry, when the C.C. thinks of sand, he thinks what any wine-loving cat would think of: his litter box! He's already got his shades on, and has added a sporty neckerchief to the total beach look. What's left? The Cab of course!

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat Kitchen Towel

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat Square Paper Coaster

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat Large Tote Bag

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat Thermal Wine Tumbler

Boxed wine? Never let it be said that the Cabernet Cat is cheap. That's why, when it's his turn to bring the wine to a party, he prefers cardboardeaux to box wine. You've heard a wine meme or two about cardboardeaux. It's called a goon bag in Australia! Gotta love that. OK, I think I get it now. 

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Magnet

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Tote Bag

What if we run out of wine?! What if this is actually the last bottle of wine in the house?! In the WORLD!! That's right. It's called NOVINOPHOBIA: the fear of running out of wine. And it's nothing to laugh about. But it does make a very funny wine quote to put on a fun gift. Here's the humorous red wine drinking Cabernet Cat to remind you to always stay stocked up with your favorite wine.

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Magnet

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Quote Stone Coaster

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Quote Kitchen Towel

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny T-Shirt

Everyone knows you should always let a red wine breathe before you drink it. But what if it can't breathe? Well then, any compassionate wine drinker would administer mouth-to-mouth as soon as possible! Here is an apron with this funny wine quote, along with The Cabernet Cat himself, holding his glass of Cabernet, hoping for the best.

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Quote

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote Mug

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote Napkins

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote

Nothing says "I Mean Business" like using a cart at the wine store. And the Cabernet Cat always means business when he's buying wine. Our favorite cartoon black cat wearing his dark glasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine approves.

No Great Story Starts with Salad Quote Wine Gift Bag

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Stone Coaster

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote T-Shirt

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote

Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favoarite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a fun, funny postcard to send to someone who loves wine, red or white, or for your own kitchen or wine bar.

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Stone Coaster

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

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Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote T-Shirt

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Anyone who has such excellent taste in beverages is definitely someone who deserves my attention. Or, to put it in more friendly terms: A friend of wine is a friend of mine. Cheers! Let's get this wine tasting started!

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Rescued Some Wine Funny Wine Quote

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