A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well raise a toast to your significant other to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, here are some really punny stemless wine glasses, which would be great for a wacky Valentine's Day wedding or engagement shower or any gathering when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Stemless Wine Glass

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this gift in this wine gift bag to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny gift, which would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Punny Wine Gift Bag

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A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well send the significant other this card to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, here is a really punny card, which would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Holiday Card

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this t-shirt, and get one for yourself to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, you'll both look adorable. This is a really punny gift that would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun T-Shirt

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well send the significant other this postcard to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, here is a really punny postcard, which would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Holiday Postcard

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Card

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A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this CUTE mug to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny gift, which would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Mug

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A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well send the significant other this card to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, here are some really punny paper drink coasters, which would be great for a wacky Valentine's Day wedding or engagement shower or any gathering when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Square Paper Coaster

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this wooden box sign to cement your bond. (It sits on a flat surface or hangs on a wall.) To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny gift, which would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Wooden Box Sign

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well send the significant other this card to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, here is a really punny wine label, which would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Wine Label

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A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this CUTE pillow to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny gift, which would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this gift in this wine gift bag to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny t-shirt, which would be a great gift for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Throw Pillow

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a comfy lumbar pillow. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Lumbar Pillow

Happy Valentine's Day, all you lovers. Or maybe you're just in love and you want your significant other to know it! Or you need the perfect gift for some friends who are newly in love, or who have been in love for a long, long time. You're getting the idea, right? "You are my Riesling for living!" Oh yeah, and this is a very punny throw pillow! So raise your wine glass and let's raise a toast to love and significant others everywhere! Don't forget to customize with the love birds' names and a photo on the back!


You're My Riesling for Living Throw Pillow

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends, and this fun throw pillow is just the thing. So at least you can cross that off your list. You're welcome. XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Throw Pillow

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Throw Pillow

Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin! Join the Cabernet Cat in a toast to celebrate your favorite wine. Or you could toast a friend or something, of course. Here's The C.C. holding his glass of Zinfandel high. Hooray for wine!

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive throw pillow.


Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Throw Pillow

There's an endless number of wise and funny quotes about bringing in the new year. Here's one from the Cabernet Cat: "How many glasses of champagne have I had, and how did I get here?" But let's not get too philosophical. There are so many things to worry about these days; let's focus on something good, like drinking some lovely bubbly sparkling wine! Here's to better times ahead! Happy New Year to all from The Cabernet Cat!

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat Throw Pillow

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat Postcard

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote T-Shirt

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Wine Label

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Mug

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Adult Apron

Zinvincible: That fleeting feeling that one is ready to take on the world after drinking just one glass of Zinfandel. Who needs a suit of armor? Or a flashy superhero outfit? All The Cabernet Cat needs is one glass of this favorite red wine. (One of his favorites, that is. Cabernet will always be #1 on that list.) Get ready to feel Zinvincible!

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote

Cats and Wine Feline Fine Wine Pun with Cat Kitchen Towel

Cats and Wine Feline Fine Wine Pun with Cat Postcard

Cats and Wine Feline Fine Wine Pun with Cat Stone Coaster

Cats and Wine Feline Fine Wine Pun with Cat T-Shirt

Cats and Wine Feline Fine Wine Pun with Cat Napkins

Cats and Wine Feline Fine Wine Pun with Cat Magnet

Cats and Wine, I'm feline fine. Ouch, a very bad pun from The Cabernet Cat, seen here smirking unapologetically (yes, this is what his smirk looks like), holding a glass of his favorite red. You have to love a quirky cool black kitty who drinks wine and makes bad puns.

Cats and Wine Feline Fine Wine Pun with Cat

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote T-Shirt

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Funny Wine Gift Bag

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Adult Apron

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Stone Coaster

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

What if we run out of wine?! What if this is actually the last bottle of wine in the house?! In the WORLD!! That's right. It's called NOVINOPHOBIA: the fear of running out of wine. And it's nothing to laugh about. But it does make a very funny wine quote to put on a fun gift. Here's the humorous red wine drinking Cabernet Cat to remind you to always stay stocked up with your favorite wine.

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat

The wine quotes in this collection are not meant to be eaten for breakfast. But they can be used for toasting, as in, Cheers! or Salut! or Chin Chin! 

Wine Quotes for Toasting

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Large Tote Bag

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Adult Apron

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Magnet

"I'm a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become." You can see by the smile on the Cabernet Cat's face and the rose in his teeth that this funny wine quote is only one of many he has up his furry sleeve. He's liable to start dancing on a table pretty soon!

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun

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This Mother's Day, give your mam, mom, or mum a bottle of her favorite wine. After all, you're probably the reason she drinks! New collection: "It's your turn to wine!" More designs are coming, so stay tuned!
  

Mother's Day Wine Quotes

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats

These wine sayings are all about wine quotes and sayings about friends and friendship. What better way to celebrate friendship than over a glass of your favorite wine?

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Throw Pillow

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Throw Pillow

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