A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well raise a toast to your significant other to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, here are some really punny stemless wine glasses, which would be great for a wacky Valentine's Day wedding or engagement shower or any gathering when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Stemless Wine Glass

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this gift in this wine gift bag to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny gift, which would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

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A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well send the significant other this card to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, here is a really punny card, which would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Holiday Card

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this t-shirt, and get one for yourself to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, you'll both look adorable. This is a really punny gift that would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun T-Shirt

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well send the significant other this postcard to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, here is a really punny postcard, which would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Holiday Postcard

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this CUTE mug to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny gift, which would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

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A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well send the significant other this card to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, here are some really punny paper drink coasters, which would be great for a wacky Valentine's Day wedding or engagement shower or any gathering when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Square Paper Coaster

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this wooden box sign to cement your bond. (It sits on a flat surface or hangs on a wall.) To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny gift, which would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Wooden Box Sign

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this CUTE pillow to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny gift, which would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Throw Pillow

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well send the significant other this card to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, here is a really punny wine label, which would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

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A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this gift in this wine gift bag to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny t-shirt, which would be a great gift for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

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Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again

White wines, rosé wines, bubblies... Let it not be said that the Cabernet Cat is a wine snob! In this collection you meet Blanca, his lookalike cousin, who is strictly a white wine drinker. And therefore, of course, her name is Blanca and she prefers wine quotes having to do with white wines.

White Wine Quotes

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Coffee Mug

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? T-Shirt

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Poker Cards

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Square Paper Coaster

Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. _Ba-dum-TSS!_ The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Buy this popular wine meme on a fun gift for your next wine tasting party or get-together with wine aficionado friends.

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine?

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Large Tote Bag

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Square Paper Coaster

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Magnet

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Wine Gift Bag

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she only drinks white wine), having a conversation with herself at a party with friends: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Sparkling Wine Label

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Stone Coaster

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Napkins

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Square Paper Coaster

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne T-Shirt

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Holiday Postcard

There's an endless number of wise and funny quotes about bringing in the new year. Here's one from Blanca (cousin of the Cabernet Cat): "How many glasses of champagne have I had, and how did I get here?" But let's not get too philosophical. There are so many things to worry about these days; let's focus on something good, like drinking some lovely bubbly sparkling wine! Here's to better times ahead! Happy New Year to all from Blanca and The Cabernet Cat!

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Stone Coaster

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Wine Label

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Postcard

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Wooden Box Sign

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat T-Shirt

Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin! Join the Cabernet Cat in a toast to celebrate your favorite wine. Or you could toast a friend or something, of course. Here's The C.C. holding his glass of Zinfandel high. Hooray for wine!

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Large Tote Bag

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Mug

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Square Paper Coaster

Let's drink wine and judge people! A popular funny quote about our favorite pastimes, wine drinking and people watching (and judging). Here's The Cabernet Cat, a hip retro black kitty wearing sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. He's featured here on gifts that are perfect for a friend or family gathering or for everyday use in your home.

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat T-Shirt

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Stone Coaster

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Magnet

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Wine Gift Bag

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Kitchen Towel

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Fooled ya! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas wine quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your Rosé glass and say it with the C.C., "Sleigh all day, then the Rosé!" And in case you forget the words, here they are on lots of products, with fun retro look text, burgundy and pink! stars and gold, and the cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday in one of his four Santa chapeaux!

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun T-Shirt

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Square Paper Coaster

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Napkins

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Wine Gift Bag

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Wooden Box Sign

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Postcard

Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself.

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun

Christmas Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote

It's that time of year again! As holidays go, Christmas is the Big Kahuna, so The Cabernet Cat is on top of it. All kinds of cards to send your wine-loving friends and family members. Coasters, napkins, and such for get-togethers. And, of course, gifts! Whether you are a faithful Christmas person, or just like to take advantage of the festive gaiety of the season to drink wine and do other stuff, here's to you! Cheers! Saluté! Chin Chin! Ho ho ho!

Christmas Wine Quotes

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's wine quotes about friends and friendship, on a coaster set including these four wine sayings: The best wines are the ones we drink with friends; What's a bottle of wine between friends? Empty; Good friends, good wine, good times; and Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget. The Cabernet Cat and a few friends are featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in a sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a dear friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'll be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Friendship Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun

Wine for Mother's Day

This Mother's Day, give your mam, mom, or mum a bottle of her favorite wine. After all, you're probably the reason she drinks! New collection: "It's your turn to wine!" More designs are coming, so stay tuned!
  

Mother's Day Wine Quotes

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Mug

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote Cat T-Shirt

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Kitchen Towel

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Stone Coaster

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Magnet

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Napkins

  "I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle," says this hand drawn, retro, hipster black cat known as The Cabernet Cat. He likes to think he has a funny wine quote for every occasion, be it a Ladies Night wine party, a reception for your winery's new gift shop and wine tasting bar, or a quiet evening at home with you, your cat, and a glass of your favorite red. 

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

"I'm a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become." You can see by the smile on the Cabernet Cat's face and the rose in his teeth that this funny wine quote is only one of many he has up his furry sleeve. He's liable to start dancing on a table pretty soon!

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats

These wine sayings are all about wine quotes and sayings about friends and friendship. What better way to celebrate friendship than over a glass of your favorite wine?

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Card

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Card

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