A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this CUTE mug to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny gift, which would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

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A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well send the significant other this card to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, here are some really punny paper drink coasters, which would be great for a wacky Valentine's Day wedding or engagement shower or any gathering when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Square Paper Coaster

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well send the significant other this card to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, here is a really punny wine label, which would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

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A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well raise a toast to your significant other to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, here are some really punny stemless wine glasses, which would be great for a wacky Valentine's Day wedding or engagement shower or any gathering when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Stemless Wine Glass

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this gift in this wine gift bag to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny gift, which would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

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A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well send the significant other this card to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, here is a really punny card, which would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Holiday Card

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A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well send the significant other this postcard to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, here is a really punny postcard, which would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Holiday Postcard

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this wooden box sign to cement your bond. (It sits on a flat surface or hangs on a wall.) To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny gift, which would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Wooden Box Sign

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this CUTE pillow to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny gift, which would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

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A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this t-shirt, and get one for yourself to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, you'll both look adorable. This is a really punny gift that would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this gift in this wine gift bag to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny t-shirt, which would be a great gift for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun T-Shirt

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun T-Shirt

Do you know the way to Cabernet? The Cabernet Cat, wearing sunglasses, even inside, and holding his trademark glass of red, is asking for a friend, because of course he knows his way around a glass of his favorite red wine. He also knows the song this funny wine pun is based on: a certain tune about the way to San Jose?

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky.

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again T-Shirt

Blanca, the Cabernet Cat's white wine drinking cousin, went out to get a few things at the market, but when she got back home... "Oops! Did I buy Prosecco instead of milk ... again?" she moans. It happens often. But alas, what is there to do but enjoy the lovely bubbly? Would this be a carpe diem moment? Whatever it is, Blanca will have a pleasant time pondering the funny wine situation. 

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Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat T-Shirt

Boxed wine? Never let it be said that the Cabernet Cat is cheap. That's why, when it's his turn to bring the wine to a party, he prefers cardboardeaux to box wine. You've heard a wine meme or two about cardboardeaux. It's called a goon bag in Australia! Gotta love that. OK, I think I get it now. 

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Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Let's drink wine and judge people! A popular funny quote about our favorite pastimes, wine drinking and people watching (and judging). Here's The Cabernet Cat, a hip retro black kitty wearing sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. He's featured here on gifts that are perfect for a friend or family gathering or for everyday use in your home.

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? T-Shirt

Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. _Ba-dum-TSS!_ The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Buy this popular wine meme on a fun gift for your next wine tasting party or get-together with wine aficionado friends.

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine?

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat T-Shirt

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Fooled ya! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas wine quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your Rosé glass and say it with the C.C., "Sleigh all day, then the Rosé!" And in case you forget the words, here they are on lots of products, with fun retro look text, burgundy and pink! stars and gold, and the cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday in one of his four Santa chapeaux!

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat Tote Bag

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat Mug

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat T-Shirt

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat Square Paper Coaster

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat K Kitchen Towel

Ah, it's Summertime, Beach Time! and The Cabernet Cat says, Toes in the sand, wine in my hand. Wait, that isn't the kind of sand you were thinking about, there under the sun and sea? Well sorry, when the C.C. thinks of sand, he thinks what any wine-loving cat would think of: his litter box! He's already got his shades on, and has added a sporty neckerchief to the total beach look. What's left? The Cab of course!

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Wine Gift Bag

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast T-Shirt

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Wine Bag

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Kitchen Towel

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Square Paper Coaster

"Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget." It's one of The Cabernet Cat's favorite wine toasts. Is it yours? Presto! You're friends! Here are lost of products that celebrate friends with a toast!

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Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's wine quotes about white wine, on a coaster set of these four wine sayings: Gewürztraminer Gezundheit; Oops! did I buy Prosecco instead of milk again?; Everything happens for a Riesling; and Today I'm going to be as useless as the "t" in Pinot Grigio. The Cabernet Cat is featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in a sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a wine-loving friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'd be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

White Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Magnet

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote features the Cabernet Cat.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat

Sassy Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Halloween Hallowine Funny Wine Quote Coaster Set

Popular Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Christmas Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Punny Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

The Cabernet Cat sells coasters! (You probably knew that.) Here are coaster sets! A set contains 4 acrylic coasters with different designs with a common theme. Coasters come in a sturdy, attractive holder. Great for parties or wine shops, or as hostess or holiday gifts for wine-loving folks you care about.

Coaster Sets!

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Wine Gift Bag

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Stone Coaster

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Square Paper Coaster

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Thermal Wine Tumbler

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Ceramic Ornament

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Postcard

The Cabernet Cat's Handy Guide to Pairing Wine with Chocolate is very simple: Pour a big glass of your favorite wine, take a sip, get some chocolate, take a bite, et voilà! Nothing fancy! So this design includes those steps and, of course, a picture of The Cabernet Cat Himself holding said wine and said chocolate to demonstrate just how simple, funny, and fun it is.

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat

The wine quotes in this collection are not meant to be eaten for breakfast. But they can be used for toasting, as in, Cheers! or Salut! or Chin Chin! 

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun T-Shirt

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun T-Shirt

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