Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. Ba-dum-TSS! The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Add this popular wine meme and t-shirt to your wine quotes collection!

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? T-Shirt

Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. Ba-dum-TSS! The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Add this popular wine meme on a kitchen towel to your wine aficionado collection, or as a bar towel at your next wine tasting party!

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Kitchen Towel

Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. Ba-dum-TSS! The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Add this popular wine meme and fridge magnet to your wine quotes collection! Or gift one to a friend you haven't joked with in a while.

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Magnet

Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. Ba-dum-TSS! The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Buy this popular wine meme on wine bottle labels for a wine tasting or any party! Or as a host or hostess gift.

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Wine Label

Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. Ba-dum-TSS! The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Add this popular wine meme and t-shirt to your wine quotes collection! Or as a gift for that wine drinker who has everything.

Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. Ba-dum-TSS! The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Buy this popular wine meme on a handy wine gift bag for a host gift at a wine tasting or any party!

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Wine Gift Bag

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Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. Ba-dum-TSS! The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Add this popular wine meme to a set of stemless wine glasses (in sets of one, two, or four), and you've got a wine party!

How Much Do You Spend on Wine? Stemless Wine Glass

Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. Ba-dum-TSS! The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Add this popular wine meme to a wooden box sign to decorate for your next wine tasting party!

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Wooden Box Sign

Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. Ba-dum-TSS! The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Buy this popular wine meme on wine tote bag to carry you party wine offering!

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Wine Bag

Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. Ba-dum-TSS! The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Buy this popular wine meme on a fun apron for your next wine tasting party or get-together with wine aficionado friends.

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Adult Apron

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Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. Ba-dum-TSS! The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Buy this popular wine meme on cocktail napkins for your next wine tasting party!

Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. _Ba-dum-TSS!_ The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Buy this popular wine meme on a fun gift for your next wine tasting party or get-together with wine aficionado friends.

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Napkins

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on these paper cartoon cocktail napkins of The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. These would be great gift for a wine drinking party with all your oenophile friends

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Napkins

Love, like wine, gets better with time. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine. Because lovers who've been in love a long time (you know, a month at least) feel their love bloom and grow. That's how the saying goes, anyway. Here's a set of cocktail napkins with Himself and this timely wine saying for Valentine's Day. Great for a Valentine's Day gathering. But hey, who needs an excuse to gather in the name of love for any reason? 


Love Like Wine Valentine Napkins

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Napkins

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky.

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, commemorate Mother's Day with a set of paper cocktail napkins for the celebration. You can even customize by choosing "Mam," "Mom," or "Mum." 

Wine for Mother's Day Napkins

The Cabernet Cat, holding his signature glass of red wine, is entertaining a gray kitty friend, holding a glass of white, and good times are being had! Good friends, good wine, good times. Isn’t that the way the wine quote goes? Here are the best friends on a set of cocktail napkins. Cheers! Here's to good friends!

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats Napkins

Two cat friends, one grey and one black, go into a bar. The grey cat shouts his order gleefully: Gewürztraminer! The black cat and the bartender look at each other, then back at the grey and say, simultaneously: Gesundheit! Here are the Cabernet Cat and his grey friend, holding glasses of red wine and white wine, respectively, and apparently the C.C. has never heard of this variety of white wine before, incorrectly believing his friend has just sneezed. Oh boy! If you're partial to this particular German white wine, here is the funny quote cartoon on a set of paper napkins.

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Napkins

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat T-Shirt

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Postcard

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Wine Gift Bag

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Thermal Wine Tumbler

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Kitchen Towel

I'm drinking the blood of my enemies! Bwaa haa haaa! [VERY SCARY!] But don't worry [JK] It's wine! Gotcha! Here's a new Halloween cartoon from The Cabernet Cat, and for frightening fun, he's dressed up as a wizard wearing a pointy purple hat with yellow stars and moons. {{SHIVER!}}

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat T-Shirt

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Wine Label

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Stone Coaster

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Kitchen Towel

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Fooled ya! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas wine quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your Rosé glass and say it with the C.C., "Sleigh all day, then the Rosé!" And in case you forget the words, here they are on lots of products, with fun retro look text, burgundy and pink! stars and gold, and the cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday in one of his four Santa chapeaux!

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Apron

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Tote Bag

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Magnet

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Mug

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Postcard

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote T-Shirt

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote Ceramic Ornament

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Christmas Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote Wine Label

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprise! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for all you wine lovers. Raise your wine glass and say it with him, "Ho Ho Ho! Pour the Merlot!"

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Mug

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Adult Apron

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is an apron, complete with source note.

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun

Wine for Mother's Day

This Mother's Day, give your mam, mom, or mum a bottle of her favorite wine. After all, you're probably the reason she drinks! New collection: "It's your turn to wine!" More designs are coming, so stay tuned!
  

Mother's Day Wine Quotes

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat

You've probably seen or heard the popular wine quotes in this collection before. If they're some of your favorites, you're not alone. They're classic!


Classic Wine Quotes

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Wine Label

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Square Paper Coaster

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Stone Coaster

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Stemless Wine Glass

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Kitchen Towel

When the weather outside is frightful, the wine is so delightful. Sing along: Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! So here's our funny furry friend, that hand-drawn cartoon black cat, the Cabernet Cat, and this time he's dressed for the winter holidays, with green woolen hat, scarf, and mittens to keep him warm. It's even snowing. But no matter the weather, he will always be holding a glass of his favorite red.

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Napkins

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Napkins

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