Do you know the way to Cabernet? A play on the title of a certain iconic tune about the way to San Jose. You might even call it a funny wine quote, because they sure are popular these days. Here's the well-known plea for directions on a tea towel.

The Way to Cabernet Funny Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Do you know the way to Cabernet? A play on the title of a certain iconic tune about the way to San Jose. You might even call it a funny wine quote, because they sure are popular these days. Here's the well-known plea for directions on a t-shirt.

The Way to Cabernet Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

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Do you know the way to Cabernet? A play on the title of a certain iconic tune about the way to San Jose. You might even call it a funny wine quote, because they sure are popular these days. Here's the well-known plea for directions on a rustic wooden box sign.

The Way to Cabernet Funny Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

"I figure, if a girl wants to be a legend, she should go ahead and be one," said Martha Jane Cannary, more famously known as Calamity Jane. Excellent advice and inspirational, encouraging words for girls everywhere, of every age. 

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote Wooden Box Sign

Let's drink wine and judge people! A trendy funny quote about our favorite pastimes: wine drinking and people watching (maybe some judging). This fun, humorous saying is in plainly stated burgundy block letters on two lines of text and aligned left for a classy look. Give your home some casual style with this rustic wood wall decor.

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote Wooden Box Sign

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Wooden Box Sign

This cute baby turtle (or "hatchling") says, I Love to Read! Here's an adorable watercolor turtle hatchling, wearing his reading glasses and adorned with a few daisies, doing his very favorite thing: Reading a book! He even has a stack of more books to read after this one. The brown text matches the turtle's glasses and shell. All together, it's a soft, lovable image of a child's pure love of reading. Here it is on a wooden box sign (great for hanging in somebody's bedroom). Spread the love!

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Turtle Wooden Box Sign

Hey, if Mom says she'll fix it, she will fix it! No need to remind them every six months. OK? OK! Customize this funny mom joke to apply to your mother, or Grandma, or Margery, Mark, or whomever it is in your friend or family group, as a good-natured gift for Mother's Day or a birthday or any day you all need a smile. Here's a good idea: a cool wooden box sign that looks good on a desk or table, or hanging on a wall.

She Will Fix It Funny Mom Joke Wooden Box Sign

"There's no need to drive me crazy. I'm close enough to walk." A clear, simple -- and very funny -- statement, presented in black and white with a plain, and a little edgy, block font that looks like it was created with one of those label making gadgets. The Mad Hatter is holding forth in the illustration, although the quote isn't really in "Alice," and cars weren't around to drive him anywhere anyway. And here it all is on a cool-looking wooden box to hang on your wall and show everybody how you feel about your sanity.

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote Wooden Box Sign

For a while now, reinventing oneself has been a real thing, taking a close look and becoming a better version of yourself. Well, that can involve a lot of introspection and can take a while, right? It comes up when you need to write a short bio for some reason. What do you do while you're on standby, giving yourself a self makeover? Maybe you could use one of those TV test patterns, like when there's a technical difficulty and you have to wait while it gets fixed. OK, so use the test pattern and include a little explanation: Reinventing Self, Please Stand By. Ha! kind of funny. But it should clear things up until you're the best you can be.

Reinventing Self Funny with Test Pattern Wooden Box Sign

Crochet is the answer, and I don't even care what the question was. You understand if you love to crochet. Here's a cute design featuring trendy typography of the popular meme, and drawings of three colorful balls of yarn, with crochet hook and all.

Crochet Is the Answer, What Was the Question? T-Shirt

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I Love to Read with Cute Kitten Large Clock

I Love to Read with Cute Kitten Classic Round Sticker

I Love to Read with Cute Kitten Round Pillow

This cute little kitten says, I Love to Read! Here's an adorable watercolor tabby kitten, adorned with a flower crown of tiny blue flowers and one red ladybug, and doing her very favorite thing: Reading a book! The light blue text matches her blue ribbon bookmarker. All together, it's a soft, lovable image of a child's pure love of reading.

I Love to Read with Cute Kitten

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Deadline Schmeadline | Funny Retirement Mug

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Deadline Schmeadline | Funny Retirement Post-it Notes

No more deadlines for you, now that you're retired! No more boss breathing down your neck, no more clock ticking menacingly. Or maybe you do have the boss and the clock ticking, but you just aren't going to let the due date worry you. Either way, say it with me: Deadline Schmeadline!

Deadline Schmeadline

Crochet Is the Answer, Cute Hook and Yarn Tote Bag

Crochet Is the Answer, Cute Hook and Yarn Keychain

Crochet Is the Answer Throw Pillow

Crochet Is the Answer Wooden Box Sign

Crochet Is the Answer Drawstring Bag

If you love to crochet, then crocheting is always your answer, no matter what the question was. Huh? Well, you understand if you're a crocheter. Here's a cute design featuring trendy typography and drawings of three colorful balls of yarn, with a crochet hook poking out of one.

Crochet Is the Answer

Whisker Fatigue Is Real Funny Cat Saying T-Shirt

Whisker Fatigue Is Real Funny Cat Saying Throw Pillow

Whisker Fatigue Is Real Funny Cat Saying

Whisker Fatigue Is Real Funny Cat Saying Mug

Whisker fatigue is a thing! According to Modern Cat magazine, "[A] cat’s whiskers are so sensitive that they can become easily fatigued by unnecessary contact with things like the sides of bowls." Poor kitty! Here is a funny retro design with the silhouette of a very unhappy cat with very fatigued whiskers, under a mid-century font, and with fifties starburst decorations. If you're looking for a funny gift for a cat lover friend, or you want to bring much-needed awareness to the fact that whisker fatigue is real, this is just the thing.

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If you don't have a window in your office or cubicle, try putting up a picture of a window. It's almost like the real thing! Try this cartoon, hand-drawn window, complete with curtains, looking out onto a photograph of a peaceful nature scene. It's a magnet!

Faux Window for No Window

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The Way to Cabernet Funny Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

The Way to Cabernet Funny Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

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