Do you know the way to Cabernet? A play on the title of a certain iconic tune about the way to San Jose. You might even call it a funny wine quote, because they sure are popular these days. Here's the well-known plea for directions on a t-shirt.

The Way to Cabernet Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

Do you know the way to Cabernet? A play on the title of a certain iconic tune about the way to San Jose. You might even call it a funny wine quote, because they sure are popular these days. Here's the well-known plea for directions on a rustic wooden box sign.

The Way to Cabernet Funny Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

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Do you know the way to Cabernet? A play on the title of a certain iconic tune about the way to San Jose. You might even call it a funny wine quote, because they sure are popular these days. Here's the well-known plea for directions on a tea towel.

The Way to Cabernet Funny Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

It's the COVID Era. You'd love to spend this winter in sunny, warm Puerto Vallarta. But No! COVID-19 is keeping you prisoner in your own home. Oh well, you know it's for the best, so you will just have to make do with a backyard vacation this year. That's it! Puerto Backyarda! It just might work. Here's a fun, funny kitchen or bar towel, complete with a picture of that cold beer you're going to have, some sunglasses, and even a cocktail umbrella in the beer can. What could be better?

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation Kitchen Towel

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration on this kitchen towel is right there with you, so you aren't alone.

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Kitchen Towel

Halloween Black and White Flying Bats Pattern Kitchen Towel

Creepy bats flying in a random pattern cover these cute Halloween items, with tiny white stars filling the spaces here and there, setting your spooky Halloween mood. Available in an array of background colors. And many are customizable, of course!

Halloween Black and White Flying Bats Pattern

Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her on this crazy kitchen towel, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. Below is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird flyer for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind a funny math teacher might tell in class.

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Kitchen Towel

Here is a festive kitchen towel with pretty watercolor Christmas ball ornaments hanging from strings at different levels; pink, yellow, blue, and green, in various tones and shades, creating a shiny, reflective look, all on a white background. Decorate your kitchen in something a little different from red and green this year.

Christmas Multicolor Balls Ornaments Kitchen Towel

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake, I mean fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Say it with your kitchen towel (there's a matching apron!)! This even has a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake in the design. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake Kitchen Towel

I Was Told There Would Be Cats T-Shirt

I Was Told There Would Be Cats Tote Bag

I Was Told There Would Be Cats Postcard

I Was Told There Would Be Cats Magnet

Where are the cats? I was told there would be cats! I would like my money back, please. Oh! There they are! What a relief. I find I don't enjoy being anywhere unless there are plenty of cats. Here is the popular meme on a button, you lucky cat lover.

I Was Told There Would Be Cats

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Tripod Lamp

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Doormat

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Gift Tags

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Tote Bag

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Postcard

Midcentury Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Wrapping Paper Sheets

A festive retro Christmas scene with red, green, and gold ornaments hanging from sparkling, beaded garlands, on a snowy royal blue background with light blue pine trees. Be creative this year with your Christmas home decor, and dress up your table with a delightfully different holiday design.

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote Sticker

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote T-Shirt

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote Postcard

"I figure, if a girl wants to be a legend, she should go ahead and be one," said Martha Jane Cannary, more famously known as Calamity Jane. Excellent advice and inspirational, encouraging words for girls everywhere, of every age.

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote

Lost Keys? Here They Are! Pretty Funny Keychain

Lost keys? Where are my keys? Has anybody seen my keys? What you need is a funny keychain that shouts at you (not literally) from wherever you left them last, "Here They Are!" Problem solved. This keychain even has a pretty light blue background covered with daisies.

Lost Keys? Here They Are! Pretty Funny

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Wooden Box Sign

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Round Clock

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Classic Round Sticker

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon T-Shirt

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Baby T-Shirt

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Tote Bag

This cute baby raccoon (or "kit") says, I Love to Read! Here's an adorable watercolor baby raccoon, adorned with a flower crown of burgundy and purple iris and a couple of tiny red ladybugs, and doing their very favorite thing: Reading a book! They even have a stack of more books to read after this one. The light blue text matches the raccoon's little overalls and some of the books. All together, it's a soft, lovable image of a child's pure love of reading. Spread the love!

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Mug

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Throw Pillow

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Wine Label

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks T-Shirt

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Drawstring Bag

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Postcard

Sorry I'm late. I was reading these 100+ life hacks, and my life kept turning around! Use this funny saying about life and turn your life around. It also makes a pretty good excuse if you didn't want to go to that party. 

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message in Script Coffee Mug

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message in Script T-Shirt

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message in Script Leggings

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message in Script Sticker

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message in Script Wooden Box Sign

No rain, no flowers. It's an inspirational quote, also a popular tattoo quotation. Meant to comfort when there is pain, or to encourage hard work to achieve positive results. Here the minimalist message, a short, simple quote, is in the minimalist style, with pretty, fluid cursive, or script, typography.

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message in Script

In Love/Hate with AutoCorrect T-Shirt

In Love/Hate with AutoCorrect  Post-it Notes

In Love/Hate with AutoCorrect Two-Tone Coffee Mug

I don't need no stinkin' AutoCorrect! I know how to speel! I mean, spell! Everybody hates AutoCorrect, right? If you're not careful, you send your text or post with some crazy word you didn't intend. Or it decides to spell "your" as "you're" or vice versa, when that's NOT what you meant. So annoying! Then again, everybody (typist, data entry admin, proofreader, editor, or everyday computer user) uses it anyway, right? Come on, admit it: You're in love/hate with Auto Correct. OK, so try it the old fashioned way: No AutoCorrect at all! Then... wait for it... PROOFREAD YOUR TEXT. Don't be a sissy! Turn off AutoCorrect!

The Way to Cabernet Funny Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

The Way to Cabernet Funny Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

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