Do you know the way to Cabernet? A play on the title of a certain iconic tune about the way to San Jose. You might even call it a funny wine quote, because they sure are popular these days. Here's the well-known plea for directions on a t-shirt.

The Way to Cabernet Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

Do you know the way to Cabernet? A play on the title of a certain iconic tune about the way to San Jose. You might even call it a funny wine quote, because they sure are popular these days. Here's the well-known plea for directions on a rustic wooden box sign.

The Way to Cabernet Funny Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

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Do you know the way to Cabernet? A play on the title of a certain iconic tune about the way to San Jose. You might even call it a funny wine quote, because they sure are popular these days. Here's the well-known plea for directions on a tea towel.

The Way to Cabernet Funny Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake, I mean fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Say it with your kitchen towel (there's a matching apron!)! This even has a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake in the design. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake Kitchen Towel

Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her on this crazy kitchen towel, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. Below is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird flyer for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind a funny math teacher might tell in class.

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Kitchen Towel

Here is a festive kitchen towel with pretty watercolor Christmas ball ornaments hanging from strings at different levels; pink, yellow, blue, and green, in various tones and shades, creating a shiny, reflective look, all on a white background. Decorate your kitchen in something a little different from red and green this year.

Christmas Multicolor Balls Ornaments Kitchen Towel

RV campers and glampers everywhere understand that life is the best when they're on the road. Here is a fun retro 50s design with mid-century typography and graphics, and a faux burlap background. Life rocks when your living room rolls!

Life Rocks When Your Living Room Rolls, RV Fun Kitchen Towel

Halloween Black and White Flying Bats Pattern Kitchen Towel

Creepy bats flying in a random pattern cover these cute Halloween items, with tiny white stars filling the spaces here and there, setting your spooky Halloween mood. Available in an array of background colors. And many are customizable, of course!

Halloween Black and White Flying Bats Pattern

It's the COVID Era. You'd love to spend this winter in sunny, warm Puerto Vallarta. But No! COVID-19 is keeping you prisoner in your own home. Oh well, you know it's for the best, so you will just have to make do with a backyard vacation this year. That's it! Puerto Backyarda! It just might work. Here's a fun, funny kitchen or bar towel, complete with a picture of that cold beer you're going to have, some sunglasses, and even a cocktail umbrella in the beer can. What could be better?

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation Kitchen Towel

"Dona Nobis Pacem" (Latin for "Give us peace"), an elegant Christmas holiday prayer or anytime greeting, here on a bumper sticker, in shades of black, dark gray, and light gray typography.

Dona Nobis Pacem, Latin Translation: Give Us Peace Bumper Sticker

You Know the Drill, Funny T-Shirt

You Know the Drill, Funny Tote Bag

You Know the Drill, Funny Trucker Hat

Come one, you know the drill. No, what was the drill again?

You Know the Drill, Funny

Happy Spouse Happy House Cartoon Love Birds Adult Apron

Happy Spouse Happy House Cartoon Love Birds Magnet

Happy Spouse Happy House Cartoon Love Birds T-Shirt

Happy Spouse Happy House Cartoon Love Birds Poster

Happy Spouse Happy House Cartoon Love Birds Throw Pillow

Cute cartoon drawing of two love birds kissing and snuggling on a tree branch, with their happy home bird house on the branch below, in pastel blue, green, gray, and lavender. You've heard "happy wife, happy life"; It's also worth spreading the news that a happy spouse means you probably have a happy house to go with it.

Happy Spouse Happy House Cartoon Love Birds

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Fleece Blanket

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Poker Cards

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Sticker

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Notebook

Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. Below is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird flyer for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind a funny math teacher might tell in class.

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken

BFFs | Best Friends Forever Card

BFFs | Best Friends Forever Sisters Quote Card

BFFs | Best Friends Forever Sisters Quote Accent Pillow

BFFs | Best Friends Forever Sisters Quote Poster

BFFs | Best Friends Forever Sisters Quote Magnet

"You're the sisters I got to choose." This sweet quote is shown on these products. There's a cute photo of four BFFs with their arms twined and their hands forming heart shapes--which you can keep or replace with one of your own. If you've been meaning to let your friends know how grateful you are, you might need some of these. Or maybe you just love the photo and want to keep it for yourself! Customize with your own quote and/or photo!

BFFs | Best Friends Forever

Sparkling Heart on Beach | Unique Romantic Photo Holiday Card

Sparkling Heart on Beach | Unique Romantic Photo Card

Sparkling Heart on Beach | Unique Romantic Photo Postcard

In this photo, as a romantic expression of true love, someone has placed a handmade heart on a beach and somehow strung it with tiny lights that sparkle and catch the sun in the sand, while clear blue waves rush behind. What sweeter way to tell your valentine your love is complete. On the front, the signature is personalizable; on the back, write your own message or leave blank. [Photo by Steve Halama on Unsplash]

Sparkling Heart on Beach | Unique Romantic Photo

This cozy white fleece blanket has top and bottom borders of red stars, or maybe poinsettias, and reindeer that might remind you of a favorite knitted sweater. And in the middle is your name or that of a loved one, in a knit-look font.

Sweater Look White, Red Stars Reindeer Christmas Fleece Blanket

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Card

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Tote Bag

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Poster

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! T-Shirt

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Drawstring Bag

What are you waiting for? Go ahead and wear the red dress! Life is too short to choose the boring dress. Go for it! Live a little! Carpe diem! Grab that brass ring! Dance like nobody's watching, and all that jazz! This design features a drawing of a cute, pretty red dress hanging on a hanger, and the text in a modern script font: Life is short. Wear the red!

The Way to Cabernet Funny Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

The Way to Cabernet Funny Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

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