Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a square paper coaster, great for a party or for wine bar decor.

Talking to the Wine Cat Funny Square Paper Coaster

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a funny mug.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Mug

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a set of wine labels. 

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Wine Label

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a fun fridge magnet.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Magnet

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a kitchen towel, great for spreading the love and the funny.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Kitchen Towel

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on funny cocktail napkins. Great for spreading the funny love.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Napkins

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a classy stone coaster, great for a party or for wine bar decor.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Stone Coaster

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a unisex t-shirt, great for spreading love and laughter.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat T-Shirt

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a t-shirt, great for spreading the love and laughter.

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a unisex t-shirt, great for spreading the love and laughter.

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Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a set of funny stemless wine glasses. 

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's talking to his wine about his undying love, not to her. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form, great for a party or for wine bar decor.

Talking to the Wine Stemless Wine Glass

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well raise a toast to your significant other to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, here are some really punny stemless wine glasses, which would be great for a wacky Valentine's Day wedding or engagement shower or any gathering when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Stemless Wine Glass

So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool black cat you know and love, The Cabernet Cat, on a very nice set up stemless wine glasses (choose a set of one, two, or four).

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

Everyone knows you should always let a red wine breathe before you drink it. But what if it can't breathe? Well then, any compassionate wine drinker would administer mouth-to-mouth ASAP! Here is a set of stemless wine glasses with this funny wine quote, along with The Cabernet Cat himself, holding his glass of Cabernet, hoping for the best.

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Stemless Wine Glass

Anyone who has such excellent taste in beverages is definitely someone who deserves my attention. Or, to put it in more friendly terms: A friend of wine is a friend of mine. Cheers! Let's get this wine tasting started! Here is The Cabernet Cat on a set of stemless wine glasses (choose sets of one, two, or four).

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Stemless Wine Glass

The Cabernet Cat's Handy Guide to Pairing Wine with Chocolate is very simple: Pour a glass of your favorite wine, take a sip, get some chocolate, take a bite. Smile broadly. Nothing fancy! So this design includes those steps and, of course, a picture of The Cabernet Cat Himself holding said wine and said chocolate to demonstrate just how simple, funny, and fun it is. All this can be yours on a set of stemless wine glasses (great for trying out this pairing). Please choose set of one, two, or four.

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Stemless Wine Glass

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. This classic funny wine quote and snappy dancer are on a set of stemless wine glasses.

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Stemless Wine Glass

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. A classic funny wine quote from The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage font. Looking great on this set of stemless wine glasses (choose a set of one, two, or four).

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Poker Cards

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Large Tote Bag

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Square Paper Coaster

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Magnet

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Napkins

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Wooden Box Sign

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she only drinks white wine), having a conversation with herself at a party with friends: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Holiday Postcard

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Sparkling Wine Label

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Square Paper Coaster

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat T-Shirt

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Magnet

The Cabernet Cat hates New Year's resolutions, and looks for any excuse not to make them. Year after year, this is one of his favorite ways to avoid the annoying tradition at the party: Just as he's starting to declare one... "Oh Look! Champagne!" Works every time!

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat

Cats and Wine Feline Fine Wine Pun with Cat

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote

You're My Riesling for Living

I'm On Cloud Wine Funny Love Wine Quote

We Ferment to Be Together

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat

Do you like a good play on words? Wine puns are very popular, and we're always looking for the punniest. Here are a few punny ones.

Punny Wine Quotes

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Magnet

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Stone Coaster

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat T-Shirt

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Wooden Box Sign

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Wine Bag

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Wine Box

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. One of the products with this design would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends.

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Mug

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Throw Pillow

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Magnet

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Stemless Wine Glass

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Large Tote Bag

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive Christmas gift.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat T-Shirt

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat Postcard

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat Large Tote Bag

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Boxed wine? Never let it be said that the Cabernet Cat is cheap. That's why, when it's his turn to bring the wine to a party, he prefers cardboardeaux to box wine. You've heard a wine meme or two about cardboardeaux. It's called a goon bag in Australia! Gotta love that. OK, I think I get it now. 

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Napkins

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Large Tote Bag

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

"I'm a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become." You can see by the smile on the Cabernet Cat's face and the rose in his teeth that this funny wine quote is only one of many he has up his furry sleeve. He's liable to start dancing on a table pretty soon!

Talking to the Wine Stemless Wine Glass

Talking to the Wine Stemless Wine Glass

Same design on other products

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Other wine glasses from various stores