Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a square paper coaster, great for a party or for wine bar decor.

Talking to the Wine Cat Funny Square Paper Coaster

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a funny mug.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Mug

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a set of wine labels. 

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Wine Label

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a fun fridge magnet.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Magnet

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a kitchen towel, great for spreading the love and the funny.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Kitchen Towel

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on funny cocktail napkins. Great for spreading the funny love.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Napkins

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a classy stone coaster, great for a party or for wine bar decor.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Stone Coaster

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a unisex t-shirt, great for spreading love and laughter.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat T-Shirt

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a t-shirt, great for spreading the love and laughter.

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a unisex t-shirt, great for spreading the love and laughter.

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Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a set of funny stemless wine glasses. 

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's talking to his wine about his undying love, not to her. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form, great for a party or for wine bar decor.

Talking to the Wine Stemless Wine Glass

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring The Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a set of stemless wine glasses. (Choose sets of one, two, or four.) Namasté! 

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. This classic funny wine quote and snappy dancer are on a set of stemless wine glasses.

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Stemless Wine Glass

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, commemorate Mother's Day with a set of beautiful stemless wine glasses (choose one, two, or four). You can even customize by choosing "Mam," "Mom," or "Mum." 

Wine for Mother's Day Stemless Wine Glass

"I'm a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become." You can see by the smile on The Cabernet Cat's face and the rose in his teeth that this funny wine quote is only one of many he has up his furry sleeve. He's liable to start dancing on a table pretty soon! This funny wine saying is on a set of stemless wine glasses (choose sets of one, two, or four).

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Stemless Wine Glass

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really The Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Fooled ya! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas wine quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your Rosé glass and say it with C.C., "Sleigh all day, then the Rosé!" And in case you forget the words, here they are on a festive set of stemless wine glasses, with fun retro look text, burgundy and pink stars, and the cartoon black cat dressed for the holidays in one of his four(!) Santa chapeaux! (Choose glasses in sets of one, two, or four.)

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Stemless Wine Glass

I make wine disappear. What's your superpower? Here's The Cabernet Cat all ready to fly through the air with ease, in his wine colored goggles and matching cape. And poof! There goes his wine again. He, some burgundy stars, and a fairly sarcastic wine quote are seen here on a set of stemless wine glasses for your next gathering of wine superheroes. (Choose sets of one, two, or four.)


Make Wine Disappear Superpower Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Love, like wine, gets better with time. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine. Because lovers who've been in love a long time (you know, a couple months at least) feel their love bloom and grow. That's how the saying goes, anyway. Here are two lovely stemless wine glasses, just right for spicing up Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.


Love Like Wine Valentine Stemless Wine Glass

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Wine Label

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Holiday Postcard

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Wooden Box Sign

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Holiday Card

We Ferment to Be Together Punny Wine Gift Bag

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this gift in this wine gift bag to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny t-shirt, which would be a great gift for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote T-Shirt

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Stone Coaster

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine  Stemless Wine Glass

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Napkins

Two cat friends, one grey and one black, go into a bar. The grey cat shouts his order gleefully: Gewürztraminer! The black cat and the bartender look at each other, then back at the grey and say, simultaneously: Gesundheit! Here are the Cabernet Cat and his grey friend, holding glasses of red wine and white wine, respectively, and apparently the C.C. has never heard of this variety of white wine before, incorrectly believing his friend has just sneezed. Oh boy! If you're partial to this particular German white wine, here is the funny quote cartoon just for you.

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Poker Cards

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Large Tote Bag

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Square Paper Coaster

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Magnet

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Napkins

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Wooden Box Sign

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she only drinks white wine), having a conversation with herself at a party with friends: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk

Are you one of the faithful who've been fans of The Cabernet Cat and his funny wine quotes from way back? Or did you just discover him on Zazzle, or other places where k8company products can be found? Either way, you NEED one of these buttons to wear proudly, show solidarity, and, well, because they're cool. Perfect for wine tasting excursions! And you can always find The Cabernet Cat at zazzle.com/thecabernetcat.

Cabernet Cat Fan

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Wine Gift Bag

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast T-Shirt

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Wine Bag

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Kitchen Towel

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Square Paper Coaster

"Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget." It's one of The Cabernet Cat's favorite wine toasts. Is it yours? Presto! You're friends! Here are lost of products that celebrate friends with a toast!

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Wine Gift Bag

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat T-Shirt

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Coffee Mug

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Wooden Box Sign

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests!

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Adult Apron

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Stone Coaster

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Kitchen Towel

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font.

Talking to the Wine Stemless Wine Glass

Talking to the Wine Stemless Wine Glass

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Other wine glasses from various stores