Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a square paper coaster, great for a party or for wine bar decor.

Talking to the Wine Cat Funny Square Paper Coaster

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a funny mug.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Mug

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a set of wine labels.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Wine Label

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a fun fridge magnet.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Magnet

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a kitchen towel, great for spreading the love and the funny.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Kitchen Towel

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on funny cocktail napkins. Great for spreading the funny love.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Napkins

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a set of funny stemless wine glasses.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a classy stone coaster, great for a party or for wine bar decor.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Stone Coaster

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a unisex t-shirt, great for spreading love and laughter.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat T-Shirt

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a t-shirt, great for spreading the love and laughter.

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Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's talking to his wine about his undying love, not to her. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form, great for a party or for wine bar decor.

Talking to the Wine Stemless Wine Glass

What if we run out of wine?! What if this is actually the last bottle of wine in the house?! In the WORLD!! That's right. It's called NOVINOPHOBIA: the fear of running out of wine. And it's nothing to laugh about. But it does make a very funny wine quote to put on a set of stemless wine glasses. Here's the humorous red wine drinking Cabernet Cat to remind you to always stay stocked up with your favorite wine. (Choose sets of one, two, or four.)

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mom a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, commemorate Mother's Day with a set of beautiful stemless wine glasses (choose one, two, or four). You can even customize by choosing "Mam," "Mom," or "Mum."

Wine for Mother's Day Stemless Wine Glass

Do you know the way to Cabernet? The Cabernet Cat, wearing sunglasses, even inside, and holding his trademark glass of red, is asking for a friend, because of course he knows his way around a glass of his favorite red wine. He also knows the song this funny wine pun is based on: a certain tune about the way to San Jose? Here is the musical wine quote on a set of stemless wine glasses.

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Stemless Wine Glass

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! For your enjoyment and edification, here is a set of stemless wine glasses (choose sets of one, two, or four).

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

"Hocus Pocus! You've gone out of focus!" Again. Oh dear, it must be the masquerade mask. (Blanca has had to take off her glasses to wear it.) It's also a distinct possibility that she's had a bit too much Prosecco. But these are the sacrifices one makes in order to look fabulous at a Halloween party. Blanca, cousin of The Cabernet Cat, does enjoy her white wine. At any rate, here is a lovely set of stemless wine glasses (you can choose 1, a set of 2, or a set of 4), starring Ms. B. herself. Go ahead, get carried away.

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

Roses are red, violets are blue. Wine is cheaper than dinner for two. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine, and offering this lovely, sort-of-romantic Valentine's Day poem on a set of stemless wine glasses (choose one, set of two, or set of four).

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Stemless Wine Glass

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. Make it #1 on the list to order a set of these stemless wine glasses (in sets of one, two, or four) for that wine tasting party you're planning. Tomorrow.

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Stemless Wine Glass

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Postcard

No Great Story Starts with Salad Quote Wine Gift Bag

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote T-Shirt

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Adult Apron

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favoarite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a fun, funny postcard to send to someone who loves wine, red or white, or for your own kitchen or wine bar.

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat T-Shirt

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Square Paper Coaster

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Magnet

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Stone Coaster

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Napkins

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. One of the products with this design would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends.

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Magnet

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stemless Wine Glass

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun pot holder. Get cooking, wine lovers!

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Postcard

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Wine Gift Bag

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Coffee Mug

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Wooden Box Sign

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat T-Shirt

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests!

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat

Happy Halloween from The Cabernet Cat! Here is a 4-in-1 coaster set, with 4 different designs in 1 set of coasters, alternating black and white backgrounds. Two designs are the "Happy Hallowine" design starring none other than The Cabernet Cat himself, and two are the "Hocus Pocus!" design starring The C.C.'s dear cousin, Blanca! Here's hoping your Halloween is fun-scary with no real-scary surprises. Cheers!

Halloween Hallowine Funny Wine Quote Coaster Set

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Square Paper Coaster

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Kitchen Towel

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Wine Label

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time T-Shirt

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Napkins

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Wooden Box Sign

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat

The wine quotes in this collection are not meant to be eaten for breakfast. But they can be used for toasting, as in, Cheers! or Salut! or Chin Chin! 

Talking to the Wine Stemless Wine Glass

Talking to the Wine Stemless Wine Glass

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Other wine glasses from various stores