Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a square paper coaster, great for a party or for wine bar decor.

Talking to the Wine Cat Funny Square Paper Coaster

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a funny mug.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Mug

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a set of wine labels. 

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Wine Label

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a fun fridge magnet.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Magnet

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on funny cocktail napkins. Great for spreading the funny love.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Napkins

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a classy stone coaster, great for a party or for wine bar decor.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Stone Coaster

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a unisex t-shirt, great for spreading love and laughter.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat T-Shirt

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a t-shirt, great for spreading the love and laughter.

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a unisex t-shirt, great for spreading the love and laughter.

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a fun wine gift bag, which is personalizable.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Wine Gift Bag

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Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a kitchen towel, great for spreading the love and the funny.

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's talking to his wine about his undying love, not to her. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form, great for a party or for wine bar decor.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Kitchen Towel

People say I look at life through rosé colored glasses. But I don't see it. That's with an accent on the "e" by the way, and rosé wine, not pink champagne. I hope I'm not being confusing. I was going for punny. Take this lovely kitchen towel, for example. No really, take it.

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Kitchen Towel

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a pretty kitchen towel. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

Ah, it's Summertime, Beach Time! and The Cabernet Cat says, Toes in the sand, wine in my hand. Wait, that isn't the kind of sand you were thinking about, there under the sun and sea? Well sorry, when the C.C. thinks of sand, he thinks what any wine-loving cat would think of: his litter box! He's already got his shades on, and has added a sporty neckerchief to the total beach look. What's left? The Cab of course! Here you have a pretty cute kitchen towel for your warm weather wiping up pleasure.

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat K Kitchen Towel

What if we run out of wine?! What if this is actually the last bottle of wine in the house?! In the WORLD!! That's right. It's called NOVINOPHOBIA: the fear of running out of wine. And it's nothing to laugh about. But it does make a very funny wine quote to put on a cute kitchen towel. Here's the humorous red wine drinking Cabernet Cat to remind you to always stay stocked up with your favorite wine.

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a very nice kitchen towel, for sprucing up your kitchen and setting a wine mood. Why not?

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Kitchen Towel

Here's that party guy again, the Cabernet Cat, with his Santa Claus hat and his glass of wine, this time a white instead of a Cabernet, because today it's all about Chardonnay (hey hey)! Say it with him: Saluté and a Chardonnay! A funny wine quote heard often at Christmas holiday parties. Here the design can be seen on a fun kitchen towel, with fun retro text, burgundy star decorations, and the black cartoon cat himself, dressed for the season in a red hat with fuzzy white trim.

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Kitchen Towel

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive kitchen towel. What a fun give for your funniest friends!

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Saying Wine Gift Bag

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying Wooden Box Sign

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying Stone Coaster

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying Stemless Wine Glass

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying T-Shirt

Ben Franklin was said to have said, "In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria." Perhaps the point he was making is that water may be healthier for you than either wine or beer, but given the bacteria element involved with water, well, you be the judge. Here's The Cabernet Cat in his professor outfit (graduation headgear and diploma accessory) to relay this very educated, funny Ben Franklin beer quote (wine quote, in our case) for your edification and amusement.

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends Stone Magnet

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends Wine Gift Bag

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends Tote Bag

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends Ceramic Ornament

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends Stemless Wine Glass

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends Adult Apron

There's red wine, white wine, rose, dessert, and sparkling wines. But in the end, the best wines are the ones we drink with friends. Here's The Cabernet Cat and a dear friend sharing some very old wine that The C.C. has been saving for a special occasion. They're raising their glasses to each other and toasting to friendship! Cheers!

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Mug

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Wine Label

Salute' Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Square Paper Coaster

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat T-Shirt

Here's that party guy again, the Cabernet Cat, with his Santa Claus hat and his glass of wine, this time a white instead of a Cabernet, because today it's all about Chardonnay (hey hey)! Say it with him: Saluté and a Chardonnay! A funny wine quote heard often at Christmas holiday parties. Here the design can be seen on lots of items, with fun retro text, burgundy star decorations, and the black cartoon cat himself, dressed for the season in a red hat with fuzzy white trim.

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat T-Shirt

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Yoga Mat

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote Thermal Wine Tumbler

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a fun, funny wine gift for a yoga classmate or anyone who wear yoga pants. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat T-Shirt

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Wooden Box Sign

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Napkins

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Square Paper Coaster

I'm drinking the blood of my enemies! Bwaa haa haaa! [VERY SCARY!] But don't worry [JK] It's wine! Gotcha! Here's a new Halloween cartoon from The Cabernet Cat, and for frightening fun, he's dressed up as a wizard wearing a pointy purple hat with yellow stars and moons. {{SHIVER!}}

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Adult Apron

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Stemless Wine Glass

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote T-Shirt

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Anyone who has such excellent taste in beverages is definitely someone who deserves my attention. Or, to put it in more friendly terms: A friend of wine is a friend of mine. Cheers! Let's get this wine tasting started!

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Mug

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is an apron, complete with source note.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Kitchen Towel

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Kitchen Towel

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