Take my advice. I'm not using it. Sounds like something Mae West might've said, doesn't it? Very clever. Because clearly the look of the '20s era woman in the illustration tells you she has no intention of following her own advice, if that is to be safe or careful, and do the right thing. No, she's on that beach with her glass of wine and wry twinkle in her eye to have a good time. This sarcastic, funny quote is on a very classy hot drink mug, that is, unless you'll be using it for hooch instead.

Take My Advice, I'm Not Using It Funny Quote Coffee Mug

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Take my advice. I'm not using it. Sounds like something Mae West might've said, doesn't it? Very clever. Because clearly the look of the '20s era woman in the illustration tells you she has no intention of following her own advice, if that is to be safe or careful, and do the right thing. No, she's on that beach with her glass of wine and wry twinkle in her eye to have a good time. This sarcastic, funny quote is on a very witty women's t-shirt.

Take my advice. I'm not using it. Sounds like something Mae West might've said, doesn't it? Very clever. Because clearly the look of the '20s era woman in the illustration tells you she has no intention of following her own advice, if that is to be safe or careful, and do the right thing. No, she's on that beach with her glass of wine and wry twinkle in her eye to have a good time.

Take My Advice, I'm Not Using It Funny Quote T-Shirt

Life Rocks, RV Glamping Fun T-Shirt

Life Rocks When Your Living Room Rolls, RV Fun T-Shirt

Truer words were never rock and roll spoken! All you RV campers and glampers know it's true. So here's a must-have addition to your glamping essential supplies. "Life Rocks When Your Living Room Rolls," in a cool 50s design, with a brown burlap background, that'll really razz your berries! But you don't have to be a baby boomer to enjoy it. Everybody loves camping!

Life Rocks When Your Living Room Rolls

Books = Happiness, Love to Read T-Shirt

It's a simple math problem. Person A has 5 books. They buy 17 more books. What do they have now? Happiness. Person A has happiness. Any book lover, any reading enthusiast who loves to read (!) knows this, deep in her/his/their bones. These awesome products are illustrated with a colorful stack of books, and then a larger stack, arranged on a shelf. The name and pronouns are customizable.

Books = Happiness, Love to Read Quote

Nonchalant | Chalant AF T-Shirt

What is the opposite of nonchalant? Chalant, I guess. Meh. Do I look like I care? Read my button.

Nonchalant | Chalant AF

Reinventing Self Funny with Test Pattern T-Shirt

For a while now, reinventing oneself has been a real thing, taking a close look and becoming a better version of yourself. Well, that can involve a lot of introspection and can take a while, right? It comes up when you need to write a short bio for some reason. What do you do while you're on standby, giving yourself a self makeover? Maybe you could use one of those TV test patterns, like when there's a technical difficulty and you have to wait while it gets fixed. OK, so use the test pattern and include a little explanation: Reinventing Self, Please Stand By. Ha! kind of funny. But it should clear things up until you're ready to be the new, better you (although you were pretty darn good before, right?)

Reinventing Self Funny with Test Pattern

Peach on Earth Funny Christmas Pun T-Shirt

Peach on Earth, Goodwill to all Fruits and Vegetables. Aha, all these years you thought it was "Peace on Earth," etc. OK, that's a thing, too. But if you change the "h" to an "e" you have a totally alternative, punny way to say Happy Holidays that is especially for vegetarians, vegans, and all lovers of healthy fruits and vegetables. Which is just about everybody, if you don't count meat, right? So here are fun, festive products with the Christmas wish colorfully illustrated by said peach and vegetables, in a fun, charming font. Happy Inclusive Holidays!

Peach on Earth Funny Christmas Pun

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke T-Shirt

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Hoodie

Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. Below is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird flyer for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind a funny math teacher might tell in class.

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken

Danger Beware of Introvert Sign T-Shirt

Hey you, the introvert! You're in your room, doing your best to stay quiet and invisible, but suddenly you hear a knock. Danger! But thank goodness, you remembered to hang your Danger Beware of Introvert sign on the door. You hold your breath, then hear the intruder walking away, and you breathe a sigh of relief. Human contact averted!

Danger Beware of Introvert

How do you live more and worry less? Try mindfulness meditation; practice deep breathing; explore guided imagery; talk with others; keep a worry journal; get moving. This pretty design, with its minimalist flowing script, should fit right in with your mindful lifestyle.

Live More Worry Less | Minimalist

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote T-Shirt

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote Accent Pillow

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote Acrylic Print

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote Card

"I figure, if a girl wants to be a legend, she should go ahead and be one," said Martha Jane Cannary, more famously known as Calamity Jane. Excellent advice and inspirational, encouraging words for girls everywhere, of every age.

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote

All My Love Poetic Romantic Hearts Postcard

All My Love, Poetic Magnetic Valentine

This romantic, unique Valentine's Day card has lovely, poetic, romanatic text in a handsome script font: "all my love, all for you, always." The "Happy Valentine's Day" message is a simple sans serif font, and the signature, which is customizable, is a script font that matches the design text.

All My Love

Squirrels Are People Too T-Shirt

Squirrels Are People Too Button

Do you love squirrels even though most backyard bird lovers hate them? They're so cute and fuzzy and cuddly looking, and they have to eat too! Here's a sweet cartoon drawing of a light brown squirrel wearing glasses, lying on his stomach and offering a daisy. How cute is that?

Squirrels Are People Too

Here is a chic, unique way to tell your valentine your love is timeless. In the photo: "It's you. It's always been" in bright neon letters on a bright red and subdued black background. [Photo by Raj Eiamworakul on Unsplash]

It's Always Been You | Romantic Photo Postcard

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones Button

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones Tote Bag

Vintage Skeletons Diagram Reversible Tote Bag

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones Grocery Bag

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones Mug

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones Coffee Mug Set

Vintage darkly humorous black and white image of a skeleton couple, one facing front, the other facing back, seemingly holding hands and looking into each other's eyes, as though they are about to begin a dance. Each anatomically correct skeleton is diagrammed with numbered bones, at one time possibly used in a science laboratory of old, or a classroom receiving a lesson in the human skeletal system. Designs available in both black on white, and white on black.

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones

A neck tie that's red and black buffalo check on one side, green and black buffalo check on the other. Festive enough for a Christmas party, or just anytime you're feeling red and green check festive.

Take My Advice, I'm Not Using It Funny Quote T-Shirt

Take My Advice, I'm Not Using It Funny Quote T-Shirt

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