What is the opposite of nonchalant? Chalant, I guess. Meh. Do I look like I care? Read my mug.

Nonchalant | Chalant AF Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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What is the opposite of nonchalant? Chalant, I guess. Meh. Do I look like I care?

Is "totally" one of the retro slang words you brought with you from the eighties and are still totally saying today? Maybe you prefer the shortened version, totes. Admit it: You're totes a valley girl at heart. Here's a must-have mug with a typographically created 80s "Totally!" design, in New Wave hot pink and black, that will totally take you back to some hopefully good times.

Totally Retro Eighties Slang Saying Mug

George Bernard Shaw once said, "If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance." Great advice. So if you have a skeleton or two in your dysfunctional family closet, roll out the dance floor. Here is the quote in some spooky typography, and a vintage graphic of some skeletons dancing in a bony kick line.

Dancing Skeletons, Shaw Quote Mug

The History of Calm Down Funny Mug

Never in the history of calm down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down. It usually results in "Don't you tell me to calm down! I'm perfectly calm! You calm down!" Or something just as grown up. For your enjoyment (or reference), here are the official statistics of calm, immortalized on several color options of a funny mug.

The History of Calm Down Funny

Where do you stand on the issue of outdoor cats vs indoor cats? It's indoor only for my kitty. Aside from her longer average lifespan, there is a long list of reasons she's safer and happier than an outdoor cat. And the wildlife outside is protected from her! So here is a minimalist way of showing my vote for "indoor only," with a simple cat drawing in place of the letter "y." If your cat is indoor only too, maybe you would like this fun, cute typographic design.

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography Mug

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Let your coffee mug say it for you! There's even a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake on the back. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake Mug

Vintage darkly humorous black and white image of a skeleton couple, one facing front, the other facing back, seemingly holding hands and looking into each other's eyes, as though they are about to begin a dance. Each anatomically correct skeleton is diagrammed with numbered bones, at one time possibly used in a science laboratory of old, or a classroom receiving a lesson in the human skeletal system. Here are several romantic skeleton couples, posing all around a coffee mug. Great Halloween gifting material.

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones Mug

In Love/Hate with AutoCorrect Two-Tone Coffee Mug

In Love/Hate with AutoCorrect T-Shirt

In Love/Hate with AutoCorrect Gel Mouse Pad

I don't need no stinkin' AutoCorrect! I know how to speel! I mean, spell! Everybody hates AutoCorrect, right? If you're not careful, you send your text or post with some crazy word you didn't intend. Or it decides to spell "your" as "you're" or vice versa, when that's NOT what you meant. So annoying! Then again, everybody (typist, data entry admin, proofreader, editor, or everyday computer user) uses it anyway, right? Come on, admit it: You're in love/hate with Auto Correct. OK, so try it the old fashioned way: No AutoCorrect at all! Then... wait for it... PROOFREAD YOUR TEXT. Don't be a sissy! Turn off AutoCorrect!

In Love/Hate with AutoCorrect

Nonchalant | Chalant AF Poster

Nonchalant | Chalant AF T-Shirt

Nonchalant | Chalant AF Button

What is the opposite of nonchalant? Chalant, I guess. Meh. Do I look like I care? Read my button.

Nonchalant | Chalant AF

I Went, Saw, Missed My Cat Funny Quote

Whisker Fatigue Is Real Funny Cat Saying

I Was Told There Would Be Cats

Don't Demonize Black Cats!

I Talk to My Cat | Funny Customizable

You Had Me at Meow | Cat Lover

This collection is everything fun, funny, weird, cute, and pretty about our favorite pets -- cats!

Cats

This cozy white fleece blanket has top and bottom borders of red stars, or maybe poinsettias, and reindeer that might remind you of a favorite knitted sweater. And in the middle is your name or that of a loved one, in a knit-look font.

Sweater Look White, Red Stars Reindeer Christmas Fleece Blanket

I Went, Saw, Missed My Cat Funny Quote T-Shirt

I Went, Saw, Missed My Cat Funny Quote Hoodie

I Went, Saw, Missed My Cat Funny Quote Wooden Box Sign

I Went, Saw, Missed My Cat Funny Quote Drawstring Bag

You've heard of veni, vidi, vici: I came, I saw, I conquered. The cat person version of this might be: I went, I saw, I missed my cat. This is the funny quote we're going with here (in a very Roman font), and it's accompanied by a faux-gold framed photo of Kitty Dearest (a very grumpy cat). Indeed, who could be away from this cat for long?

Don't Demonize Black Cats! Mug

Don't Demonize Black Cats! T-Shirt

Don't Demonize Black Cats! T-Shirt Tote Bag

Don't Demonize Black Cats! Postcard

Don't demonize black cats! The Humane Society says: Don't be afraid to adopt a black cat during the Halloween season! Because, like Stevie says, superstition ain't the way. Black cats aren't evil or bad luck, or witches' familiars. They're just cats. [Photo by Humberto Arellano on Unsplash]

What goes on at the Camping Club, stays at the Camping Club, right? Here is a custom made Cornhole game set, where you can put the name of your own camping club or group right into the design. It's on a rustic beige faux concrete design background, with black and brown lettering. And a cute graphic of a recreational vehicle caravan (designed by macrovector / Freepik), in orange and green, across the top and bottom.

Nonchalant | Chalant AF Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Nonchalant | Chalant AF Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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