Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favorite red wine. This clever wine quote and accompanyine cat is on a set of stemless wine glasses (choose sets of one, two, or four). Cheers!

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favoarite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a rustic wooden box sign, for displaying on a surface or hanging on a wall.

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favoarite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a fun, handy wine gift bag to give to someone who loves wine, red or white!

No Great Story Starts with Salad Quote Wine Gift Bag

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Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favoarite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a fun, funny postcard to send to someone who loves wine, red or white, or for your own kitchen or wine bar.

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Adult Apron

Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favoarite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a fun, funny kitchen towel to send to someone who loves wine, red or white, or for your own kitchen or wine bar.

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favorite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a fun, funny set of stemless wine glasses. Cheers!

No Great Story Starts with Salad Stemless Wine Glass

Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favoarite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a fun, funny t-shirt.

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote T-Shirt

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Postcard

Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favoarite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a set of paper coasters.

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favoarite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a pretty stone coaster.

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Stone Coaster

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Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat T-Shirt

The Cabernet Cat's Handy Guide to Pairing Wine with Chocolate is very simple: Pour a big glass of your favorite wine, take a sip, get some chocolate, take a bite, et voilà! Nothing fancy! So this design includes those steps and, of course, a picture of The Cabernet Cat Himself holding said wine and said chocolate to demonstrate just how simple, funny, and fun it is.

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat T-Shirt

Boxed wine? Never let it be said that the Cabernet Cat is cheap. That's why, when it's his turn to bring the wine to a party, he prefers cardboardeaux to box wine. You've heard a wine meme or two about cardboardeaux. It's called a goon bag in Australia! Gotta love that. OK, I think I get it now. 

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote T-Shirt

What if we run out of wine?! What if this is actually the last bottle of wine in the house?! In the WORLD!! That's right. It's called NOVINOPHOBIA: the fear of running out of wine. And it's nothing to laugh about. But it does make a very funny wine quote to put on a fun gift. Here's the humorous red wine drinking Cabernet Cat to remind you to always stay stocked up with your favorite wine.

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun T-Shirt

Hey, Mam (or Mother, Mom, or Mum)! With me for a kid, you must have endured some whining every so often. OK, make that a whole lot of whining daily. (And add 100 points as needed, per kid.) So as my Mother's Day wish I say, Here's to you! It's your turn to wine! And this kid wants to thank you sincerely for your patience and understanding all these years. You're the best!

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is an apron, complete with source note.

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote T-Shirt

Anyone who has such excellent taste in beverages is definitely someone who deserves my attention. Or, to put it in more friendly terms: A friend of wine is a friend of mine. Cheers! Let's get this wine tasting started!

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for 2 Valentine Wine Gift Bag

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Tote Bag

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Wine Label

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Hershey®'s Kisses®

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Stemless Wine Glass

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Apron

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wine is cheaper than dinner for two. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine, and offering this lovely, sort-of-romantic Valentine's Day poem on cute pink products.

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Square Paper Coaster

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Kitchen Towel

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Postcard

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Wine Gift Bag

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Napkins

Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin! Join the Cabernet Cat in a toast to celebrate your favorite wine. Or you could toast a friend or something, of course. Here's The C.C. holding his glass of Zinfandel high. Hooray for wine!

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote T-Shirt

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Tote Bag

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Postcard

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

"Hocus Pocus! You've gone out of focus!" Again. Oh dear, it must be the masquerade mask. (Blanca has had to take off her glasses to wear it.) It's also a distinct possibility that she's had a bit too much Prosecco. But these are the sacrifices one makes in order to look fabulous at a Halloween party. Blanca, cousin of The Cabernet Cat, does enjoy her white wine. 

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Kitchen Towel

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Tote Bag

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Postcard

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Apron

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Punny Wine Gift Bag

Happy Hallowine! You heard it correctly: Hallo-Wine! What else would The Cabernet Cat say at Halloween time? Time to come up with some really scary puns and creepy costumes! The C.C. favors his tried-and-true hockey goalie mask. Good for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, or being scary when you answer the doorbell and give out the candy. It's all lots of funny, creepy fun! Happy Halloween!

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Sparkling Wine Label

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Stone Coaster

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Adult Apron

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Square Paper Coaster

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne T-Shirt

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Holiday Postcard

There's an endless number of wise and funny quotes about bringing in the new year. Here's one from Blanca (cousin of the Cabernet Cat): "How many glasses of champagne have I had, and how did I get here?" But let's not get too philosophical. There are so many things to worry about these days; let's focus on something good, like drinking some lovely bubbly sparkling wine! Here's to better times ahead! Happy New Year to all from Blanca and The Cabernet Cat!

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Magnet

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote features the Cabernet Cat.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats

These wine sayings are all about wine quotes and sayings about friends and friendship. What better way to celebrate friendship than over a glass of your favorite wine?

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote T-Shirt

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote T-Shirt

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