True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Tell everyone you know (here are some postcards) This even has a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake in the design. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake Holiday Postcard

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake, I mean fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Say it with a fridge magnet! Buy several and put them all over the place! (OK, one or two will be good.) This even has a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake in the design. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake Magnet

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Let your "I Love Fruitcake" t-shirt fly! (Well, while you're wearing it.) This even has a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake in the design. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake T-Shirt

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake, I mean fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Let it be known by your apron, even if you're not making a fruitcake! This even has a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake in the design. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake Adult Apron

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake, I mean fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Say it with your kitchen towel (there's a matching apron!)! This even has a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake in the design. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake Kitchen Towel

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Let your coffee mug say it for you! There's even a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake on the back. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake Mug

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Say it with a fabulous throw pillow! There's even a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake on the back. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake Throw Pillow

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake, I mean fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Say it with a button (in sizes small to colossal)! This even has a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake in the design. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake Button

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake, I mean fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Let your "I Love Fruitcake" t-shirt fly! (Well, while you're wearing it.) This even has a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake in the design. Is your mouth watering yet?

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True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from your Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake, I mean fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Say it with your socks (one size fits all)! This even has a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake in the design. Is your mouth watering yet?

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake, I mean fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! This even has a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake in the design. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake Socks

Here's a cute purple cyclops monster with one big eye and one little eye (on the tip of its tail!), orange spots, and jaggedy teeth, in a repeating pattern all on a light purple background. But this monster is totally friendly and wants to be your Little Monster's funny friend. You add the youngster's name, which will show on the outside top band of each sock, and they'll have a totally unique child's custom cartoon pair of socks that's all their own.

Cute Purple Cyclops Monster Funny Fun for Kids Socks

Here's a cute green monster filled with fun, who has big eyes, four waving arms and three legs, all on a bright yellow background, in a repeating pattern, and it wants to be Your Little Monster's funny friend. You can add the little person's name, and they'll have a totally unique child's custom cartoon pair of socks that are all their own. 

Cute Green Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids Socks

Here's a cute purple blob monster with big eyes, sharp teeth, and orange spots, on a light purple background, in a repeating pattern. It's full of fun and wants to be Your Little Monster's funny friend. You add the youngster's name, and they'll have a totally unique pair of child's custom cartoon socks that's all their own.

Cute Purple Cartoon Blob Monster Fun for Kids Socks

Here's a hairy orange monster that's full of fun, who has googly eyes, blue arms and legs, and a funny smile, all on a bright yellow background. You can add your little monster's name, and you'll have a totally unique pair of child's custom cartoon socks that are all their own.

Cute Orange Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids Socks

Here's a cute blue monster filled with fun, who has four googly eyes and six waving arms, all on a purple background. It wants to be Your Little Monster's funny friend. You can add the little person's name, and they'll have a totally unique child's custom cartoon pair of socks that's all their own.

Cute Blue Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids Socks

Life Is Short. Wear the tutu. Magnet

Life Is Short. Wear the Tutu. T-Shirt

Life Is Short. Wear the Tutu Coffee Mug

Life Is Short. Wear the tutu. Button

Life Is Short. Wear the tutu. Wooden Box Sign

Come on. You only have a short time on this earth. And you only live once. And, above all, life is short. So the next time you go to the grocery store, live a little. Wear the tutu.

Life Is Short. Wear the tutu

All My Love Poetic Romantic Hearts Postcard

All My Love, Poetic Magnetic Valentine

This romantic, unique Valentine's Day card has lovely, poetic, romanatic text in a handsome script font: "all my love, all for you, always." The "Happy Valentine's Day" message is a simple sans serif font, and the signature, which is customizable, is a script font that matches the design text.

All My Love

The perfect Valentine's Day gift: a round glass paperweight with an actual photo of a bowl full of rainbow colored conversation hearts --- pastel blue, yellow, orange, pink, lavender, and green. And the candy heart nearest the center says, of course, I Love You! Your valentine will think you're pretty sweet. [Photo by Laura Briedis on Unsplash]

Valentine Conversation Hearts Paperweight

Copacetic Retro 1920s Typography, Colors T-Shirt

Copacetic Retro 1920s Typography, Colors Accent Pillow

Copacetic Retro 1920s Typography, Gold Glitter T-Shirt

Copacetic Retro 1920s Typography, Colors Tote Bag

Did you know the word "copacetic," or "copasetic," (meaning "everything is OK") actually started to become popular in the Roaring Twenties? Here is a retro 1920s typography quote design of word art using "copacetic" in an Art Deco color palette and font style. It's stylish and fun on this ocean blue accent throw pillow.

Copacetic Retro 1920s Typography

Better Grab My Dumbrella Funny Quote Coffee Mug

Better Grab My Dumbrella Funny Quote T-Shirt

Better grab my dumbrella. It's really stupid out there today. Here is a comical drawing of a retro lady in a black dress. She's got an umbrella, and she's thinking of going out, but the thought of the dumb state of the world these days gives her pause. All we can do is try to protect ourselves from the idiotic, rude, annoying, peopley people and carry on. At least there are dumbrellas, coffee, and mugs to drink it out of with humorous, sarcastic sayings and a funny quote here and there to make us laugh and lighten up about the insanity before we go completely insane ourselves.

Better Grab My Dumbrella Funny Quote

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? A very funny quote, illustrated with a humorous vintage drawing of a man who is clearly in distress, and his dance partner, who would gladly help him right out of the party. Jokingly offered on a large coffee mug for your amusement.

I'd Like to Help You Out Funny Quote Coffee Mug

Are you obsessive about correcting your or others' grammar and spelling? This design has some incorrect text overwritten by hand written red proofreader's marks. Next time you see "I am silently correcting your grammar," you'll know what they mean.

Obsessed Proofreader Red Correction Marks T-Shirt

Totally Retro Eighties Slang Saying Round Pillow

Totally Retro Eighties Slang Saying Poster

Totally Retro Eighties Slang Saying Sticker

Totally Retro Eighties Slang Saying T-Shirt

Totally Retro Eighties Slang Saying Trucker Hat

Is "totally" part of the retro lingo you brought with you from the eighties and are still totally saying today? Maybe you prefer the shortened version, totes. Admit it: You're totes a valley girl at heart. Here's a typographically created 80s "Totally!" design, in New Wave hot pink and black on a turquoise background, that will totally take you back to some hopefully good times.

Totally Retro Eighties Slang Saying

All-over solid color, front and back: Viva Magenta!  Color of the Year for 2023. Plain? I don't think so!

I Love Fruitcake Socks

I Love Fruitcake Socks

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