This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprised? And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your red wine glass high and say it with The C.C., "Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin!" (Zinfandel, that is.) Here he is on a pretty ceramic ornament, with fun retro text, cabernet-color stars, gold snowflakes, a festive gold sparkly border, and your favorite cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday. There's space at the bottom for your custom text and for a photo on the back!


Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Ceramic Ornament

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This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprised? And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your red wine glass high and say it with The C.C., "Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin!" (Zinfandel, that is.) Here he is on a pretty throw pillow, with fun retro text, cabernet-color stars, gold snowflakes, a festive gold sparkly border, and your favorite cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday. There's space at the bottom for your custom text and for a photo on the back! What a great Holiday gift!


Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Throw Pillow

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprised? And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your red wine glass high and say it with The C.C., "Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin!" (Zinfandel, that is.) Here he is on a pretty stone coaster, with fun retro text, cabernet-color stars and gold snowflakes, and your favorite cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday.


Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Stone Coaster

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprised? And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your red wine glass high and say it with The C.C., "Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin!" (Zinfandel, that is.) Here he is on a postcard, with fun retro text, cabernet-color stars and gold snowflakes, and your favorite cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday.


Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Postcard

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprised? And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your red wine glass high and say it with The C.C., "Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin!" (Zinfandel, that is.) Here he is on a festive wine gift bag, with fun retro text, cabernet-color stars and gold snowflakes, and your favorite cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday. Add your own text for gifting to friends or loved ones.


Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Wine Gift Bag

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprised? And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your red wine glass high and say it with The C.C., "Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin!" (Zinfandel, that is.) Here he is on a festive kitchen towel, with fun retro text, cabernet-color stars and gold snowflakes, and your favorite cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday.


Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Kitchen Towel

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprised? And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your red wine glass high and say it with The C.C., "Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin!" (Zinfandel, that is.) Here he is on a long-sleeve t-shirt, with fun retro text, cabernet-color stars and gold snowflakes, and your favorite cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday.


Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat T-Shirt

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprised? And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your red wine glass high and say it with The C.C., "Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin!" (Zinfandel, that is.) Here he is on a sparkly fridge magnet, with fun retro text, cabernet-color stars and gold snowflakes, and your favorite cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday.


Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Magnet

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprised? And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your red wine glass high and say it with C.C., "Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin!" (Zinfandel, that is.) Here he is on a set of stemless wine glasses (sets of one, two, or four), with fun retro text, cabernet-color stars and gold snowflakes, and your favorite cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday.


Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Stemless Wine Glass

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprised? And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your red wine glass high and say it with The C.C., "Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin!" (Zinfandel, that is.) Here he is on a set of paper coasters, with fun retro text, cabernet-color stars and gold snowflakes, and your favorite cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday.


Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Square Paper Coaster

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Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin! Join the Cabernet Cat in a toast to celebrate your favorite wine. Or you could toast a friend or something, of course. Here's The C.C. on a set of paper cocktail napkins, holding his glass of Zinfandel high. Hooray for wine!

Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin! Join the Cabernet Cat in a toast to celebrate your favorite wine. Or you could toast a friend or something, of course. Here's The C.C. holding his glass of Zinfandel high. Hooray for wine!

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Napkins

Nothing says "I Mean Business" like using a cart at the wine store. And the Cabernet Cat always means business when he's buying wine. You are making an excellent choice by putting this funny wine quote on this excellent set of paper cocktail napkins in your shopping cart. Our favorite cartoon black cat wearing his dark glasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine approves.

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote Napkins

Everyone knows you should always let a red wine breathe before you drink it. But what if it can't breathe? Well then, any compassionate wine drinker would administer mouth-to-mouth as soon as possible! Here are some paper napkins with this funny wine quote, along with The Cabernet Cat himself, holding his glass of Cabernet, hoping for the best.

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Quote Napkins

Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself. Here's a set of punny cocktail napkins!


You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Napkins

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a set of very fine cocktail napkins, perfectly matched to the very fine paper coasters.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Napkins

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to throw a party for one of your wine snob friends, and paper cartoon cocktail napkins will look very nice on the tables. So you can cross that off your list. You're welcome. LOL XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Napkins

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying a set of these cocktail napkins. Thank you!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Napkins

"Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget." It's one of The Cabernet Cat's favorite wine toasts. Is it yours? Presto! We're friends!

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Napkins

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Rescued Some Wine Funny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Square Paper Coaster

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote Cat T-Shirt

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Stone Coaster

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote Cat Wine Gift Bag

  "I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle," says this hand drawn, retro, hipster black cat known as The Cabernet Cat. He likes to think he has a funny wine quote for every occasion, be it a Ladies Night wine party, a reception for your winery's new gift shop and wine tasting bar, or a quiet evening at home with you, your cat, and a glass of your favorite red. 

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Drink Wine and Judge Funny Cat Gift Bag

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Mug

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Square Paper Coaster

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Napkins

Let's drink wine and judge people! A popular funny quote about our favorite pastimes, wine drinking and people watching (and judging). Here's The Cabernet Cat, a hip retro black kitty wearing sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. He's featured here on gifts that are perfect for a friend or family gathering or for everyday use in your home.

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote T-Shirt

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Tote Bag

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Postcard

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

"Hocus Pocus! You've gone out of focus!" Again. Oh dear, it must be the masquerade mask. (Blanca has had to take off her glasses to wear it.) It's also a distinct possibility that she's had a bit too much Prosecco. But these are the sacrifices one makes in order to look fabulous at a Halloween party. Blanca, cousin of The Cabernet Cat, does enjoy her white wine. 

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween

Happy Halloween from The Cabernet Cat! Here is a 4-in-1 coaster set, with 4 different designs in 1 set of coasters, alternating black and white backgrounds. Two designs are the "Happy Hallowine" design starring none other than The Cabernet Cat himself, and two are the "Hocus Pocus!" design starring The C.C.'s dear cousin, Blanca! Here's hoping your Halloween is fun-scary with no real-scary surprises. Cheers!

Halloween Hallowine Funny Wine Quote Coaster Set

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun

Wine for Mother's Day

This Mother's Day, give your mam, mom, or mum a bottle of her favorite wine. After all, you're probably the reason she drinks! New collection: "It's your turn to wine!" More designs are coming, so stay tuned!
  

Mother's Day Wine Quotes

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's sassiest wine quotes, on a coaster set of these four wine saying favorites: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? I would guess about half an hour; I do yoga every day. Just kidding. I drink wine in my yoga pants; I always keep a bottle of wine for special occasions. Thursday, for example; and I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. The Cabernet Cat et al. are featured on each one, of course, and each has a different colorful photographic background.  The coasters are made of acrylic and come in an attractive, sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a sassy friend, or for yourself! Think how fun the coasters would be on tables as party decor! Look for different coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Sassy Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Wine Gift Bag

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Stone Coaster

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Square Paper Coaster

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Thermal Wine Tumbler

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Ceramic Ornament

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Postcard

The Cabernet Cat's Handy Guide to Pairing Wine with Chocolate is very simple: Pour a big glass of your favorite wine, take a sip, get some chocolate, take a bite, et voilà! Nothing fancy! So this design includes those steps and, of course, a picture of The Cabernet Cat Himself holding said wine and said chocolate to demonstrate just how simple, funny, and fun it is.

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Napkins

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Napkins

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Other paper & cloth napkins from various stores