This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprised? And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your red wine glass high and say it with The C.C., "Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin!" (Zinfandel, that is.) Here he is on a pretty ceramic ornament, with fun retro text, cabernet-color stars, gold snowflakes, a festive gold sparkly border, and your favorite cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday. There's space at the bottom for your custom text and for a photo on the back!

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Ceramic Ornament

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This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprised? And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your red wine glass high and say it with The C.C., "Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin!" (Zinfandel, that is.) Here he is on a pretty throw pillow, with fun retro text, cabernet-color stars, gold snowflakes, a festive gold sparkly border, and your favorite cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday. There's space at the bottom for your custom text and for a photo on the back! What a great Holiday gift!

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Throw Pillow

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprised? And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your red wine glass high and say it with The C.C., "Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin!" (Zinfandel, that is.) Here he is on a pretty stone coaster, with fun retro text, cabernet-color stars and gold snowflakes, and your favorite cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday.

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Stone Coaster

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprised? And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your red wine glass high and say it with The C.C., "Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin!" (Zinfandel, that is.) Here he is on a postcard, with fun retro text, cabernet-color stars and gold snowflakes, and your favorite cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday.

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Postcard

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprised? And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your red wine glass high and say it with The C.C., "Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin!" (Zinfandel, that is.) Here he is on a festive wine gift bag, with fun retro text, cabernet-color stars and gold snowflakes, and your favorite cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday. Add your own text for gifting to friends or loved ones.

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Wine Gift Bag

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprised? And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your red wine glass high and say it with The C.C., "Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin!" (Zinfandel, that is.) Here he is on a festive kitchen towel, with fun retro text, cabernet-color stars and gold snowflakes, and your favorite cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday.

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Kitchen Towel

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprised? And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your red wine glass high and say it with The C.C., "Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin!" (Zinfandel, that is.) Here he is on a long-sleeve t-shirt, with fun retro text, cabernet-color stars and gold snowflakes, and your favorite cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday.

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat T-Shirt

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprised? And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your red wine glass high and say it with The C.C., "Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin!" (Zinfandel, that is.) Here he is on a sparkly fridge magnet, with fun retro text, cabernet-color stars and gold snowflakes, and your favorite cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday.

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Magnet

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprised? And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your red wine glass high and say it with C.C., "Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin!" (Zinfandel, that is.) Here he is on a set of stemless wine glasses (sets of one, two, or four), with fun retro text, cabernet-color stars and gold snowflakes, and your favorite cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday.

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Stemless Wine Glass

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprised? And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your red wine glass high and say it with The C.C., "Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin!" (Zinfandel, that is.) Here he is on a set of paper coasters, with fun retro text, cabernet-color stars and gold snowflakes, and your favorite cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday.

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Square Paper Coaster

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Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin! Join the Cabernet Cat in a toast to celebrate your favorite wine. Or you could toast a friend or something, of course. Here's The C.C. on a set of paper cocktail napkins, holding his glass of Zinfandel high. Hooray for wine!

Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin! Join the Cabernet Cat in a toast to celebrate your favorite wine. Or you could toast a friend or something, of course. Here's The C.C. holding his glass of Zinfandel high. Hooray for wine!

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Napkins

I've been shopping here for so long, by now you'd think the wine would just know to come out of the store when I honk. This funny quote about wine features that rascal cartoon black cat, The Cabernet Cat, wearing his signature sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. It's all surrounded by burgundy colored hand-drawn stars. Even the font has a retro quality. Wine-loving cat fans who appreciate vintage mid-century style and funny wine sayings will love this set of paper napkins.

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Cat Napkins

There's an endless number of wise and funny quotes about bringing in the new year. Here's one from Blanca (cousin of the Cabernet Cat): "How many glasses of champagne have I had, and how did I get here?" But let's not get too philosophical. There are so many things to worry about these days; let's focus on something good, like drinking some lovely bubbly sparkling wine! Here's to better times ahead! Happy New Year to all from Blanca and The Cabernet Cat!

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Napkins

Is the proverbial glass half full or proverbially half empty? That is the question. And the answer, of course, is full! Here is The Cabernet Cat, holding a half-full glass (the top half!) of his favorite red wine, and raising it to you. He hopes your glass, the wine glass in particular, is always full, all year through, and that you and yours are well, safe, and happy. Cheers!

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Napkins

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprise! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for all you wine lovers. Raise your wine glass and say it with him, "Ho Ho Ho! Pour the Merlot!" Here's a set of festive paper cocktail napkins!

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Quote Napkins

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a set of cocktail napkins.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

I'm on Cloud Wine! Everybody has felt this at some point in their life, we hope! OK, some people say "Cloud Nine." Either way, something good happens and it feels pretty great. In this case, The Cabernet Cat is thinking L-O-V-E Love. On Valentine's Day or any day. So here he is, actually up in the clouds, sitting on a real-life cloud! With little wine-colored hearts floating around. This is something REALLY good.

I'm on Cloud Wine Cabernet Cat Napkins

Nothing says "I Mean Business" like using a cart at the wine store. And the Cabernet Cat always means business when he's buying wine. You are making an excellent choice by putting this funny wine quote on this excellent set of paper cocktail napkins in your shopping cart. Our favorite cartoon black cat wearing his dark glasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine approves.

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote Napkins

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Postcard

No Great Story Starts with Salad Quote Wine Gift Bag

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote T-Shirt

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Adult Apron

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favoarite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a fun, funny postcard to send to someone who loves wine, red or white, or for your own kitchen or wine bar.

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat T-Shirt

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Square Paper Coaster

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Magnet

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Stone Coaster

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Napkins

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. One of the products with this design would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends.

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Magnet

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stemless Wine Glass

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun pot holder. Get cooking, wine lovers!

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Postcard

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Wine Gift Bag

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Coffee Mug

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Wooden Box Sign

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat T-Shirt

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests!

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat

Happy Halloween from The Cabernet Cat! Here is a 4-in-1 coaster set, with 4 different designs in 1 set of coasters, alternating black and white backgrounds. Two designs are the "Happy Hallowine" design starring none other than The Cabernet Cat himself, and two are the "Hocus Pocus!" design starring The C.C.'s dear cousin, Blanca! Here's hoping your Halloween is fun-scary with no real-scary surprises. Cheers!

Halloween Hallowine Funny Wine Quote Coaster Set

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Square Paper Coaster

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Kitchen Towel

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Wine Label

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time T-Shirt

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Napkins

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Wooden Box Sign

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat

The wine quotes in this collection are not meant to be eaten for breakfast. But they can be used for toasting, as in, Cheers! or Salut! or Chin Chin! 

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Napkins

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Napkins

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