This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprise! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for all you wine lovers. Raise your wine glass and say it with him, "Ho Ho Ho! Pour the Merlot!" Here's a festive postcard with real gold foil highlights.

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote Foil Holiday Postcard

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprise! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for all you wine lovers. Raise your wine glass and say it with him, "Ho Ho Ho! Pour the Merlot!" Here's a set of festive paper coasters!

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprise! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for all you wine lovers. Raise your wine glass and say it with him, "Ho Ho Ho! Pour the Merlot!" Here's a festive mug (which might have wine in it)!

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote Mug

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprise! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for all you wine lovers. Raise your wine glass and say it with him, "Ho Ho Ho! Pour the Merlot!" Here's a festive wine gift bag!

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

greeting

Greeting

signatures

Signature(s)

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprise! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for all you wine lovers. Raise your wine glass and say it with him, "Ho Ho Ho! Pour the Merlot!" Here's a festive stone coaster!

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote Stone Coaster

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprise! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for all you wine lovers. Raise your wine glass and say it with him, "Ho Ho Ho! Pour the Merlot!" Here's a fun, festive Christmas tree ornament!

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote Ceramic Ornament

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really The Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprise! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for all you wine lovers. Raise your wine glass and say it with him, "Ho Ho Ho! Pour the Merlot!" Here's a fun, festive set of stemless wine glasses (choose sets of one, two, or four).

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Christmas Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprise! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for all you wine lovers. Raise your wine glass and say it with him, "Ho Ho Ho! Pour the Merlot!" Here's a festive throw pillow, a great gift of fun holiday home décor.

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote Throw Pillow

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprise! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for all you wine lovers. Raise your wine glass and say it with him, "Ho Ho Ho! Pour the Merlot!" Here's a fun, festive fridge magnet!

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote Magnet

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprise! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for all you wine lovers. Raise your wine glass and say it with him, "Ho Ho Ho! Pour the Merlot!" Here's a set of festive paper cocktail napkins!

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote Napkins

Personalized Gifts

 Clothing & Shoes

 Women's Fashion

 Women's Clothing

 Women's Tops

 Women's T-Shirts

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprise! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for all you wine lovers. Raise your wine glass and say it with him, "Ho Ho Ho! Pour the Merlot!" Here's a festive t-shirt!

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprise! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for all you wine lovers. Raise your wine glass and say it with him, "Ho Ho Ho! Pour the Merlot!"

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote T-Shirt

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this t-shirt, and get one for yourself to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, you'll both look adorable. This is a really punny gift that would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun T-Shirt

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote T-Shirt

Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favoarite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a fun, funny postcard to send to someone who loves wine, red or white, or for your own kitchen or wine bar.

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine T-Shirt

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. Well, you probably have your own friends. So here are some excellent ideas for gifts with this design.

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky.

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote

There's an endless number of wise and funny quotes about bringing in the new year. Here's one from Blanca (cousin of the Cabernet Cat): "How many glasses of champagne have I had, and how did I get here?" But let's not get too philosophical. There are so many things to worry about these days; let's focus on something good, like drinking some lovely bubbly sparkling wine! Here's to better times ahead! Happy New Year to all from Blanca and The Cabernet Cat!

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne T-Shirt

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? T-Shirt

If you had to choose between drinking wine every day and having a million dollars, would you choose red, white, or rosé? That's easy. Red, of course. Who needs all that money, am I right? Pretty sure The Cabernet Cat would agree.

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat T-Shirt

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's talking to his wine about his undying love, not to her. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form, great for a party or for wine bar decor.

Talking to the Wine

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Postcard

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Adult Apron

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Large Tote Bag

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive Christmas gift.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Magnet

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat T-Shirt

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Large Tote Bag

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Stone Coaster

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Wooden Box Sign

Is the proverbial glass half full or proverbially half empty? That is the question. And the answer, of course, is full! Here is The Cabernet Cat, holding a half-full glass (the top half!) of his favorite red wine, and raising it to you. He hopes your glass, the wine glass in particular, is always full, all year through, and that you and yours are well, safe, and happy. Cheers!

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Postcard

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Napkins

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Quote Tote Bag

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Label

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Stone Magnet

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Tote Bag

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Mug

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Postcard

Etched Wine Drinking Cat, Cabernet Cat Logo Wine Glass

Cabernet Cat Fan Pattern Wine Gift Bag

Winery Hopping With The Cabernet Cat T-Shirt

Cabernet Cat Fan Magnet

I Drink Wine with the Cabernet Cat Fan Stemless Wine Glass

The Cabernet Cat and Blanca Denim Jacket

A selection of fun items to show your love and support of The Cabernet Cat. Thank you!

Cabernet Cat Fan Merch

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

Wine for Dinner Stemless Wine Glass

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Adult Apron

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote features the Cabernet Cat.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Postcard

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Adult Apron

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat T-Shirt

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Kitchen Towel

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests!

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote T-Shirt

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote T-Shirt

Same design on other products

More from The Cabernet Cat

Other women's t-shirts from various stores