Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she only drinks white wine), having a conversation with herself at the wine bar: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Postcard

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she only drinks white wine), having a conversation with herself at the wine bar: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Square Paper Coaster

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she prefers the white wines), having a conversation with herself at the wine bar: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk T-Shirt

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she only drinks white wine), having a conversation with herself at a party with friends: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Large Tote Bag

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she prefers the white wines), having a conversation with herself at a wine tasting with friends: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Magnet

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she only drinks white wine), having a conversation with herself at a party: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one day. The other part says don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Wine Gift Bag

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Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she prefers the white wines), having a conversation with herself at the beach party: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Thermal Wine Tumbler

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she prefers the white wines), having a conversation with herself at a party: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Napkins

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she prefers the white wines), having a conversation with herself at the party: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Stemless Wine Glass

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Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she only drinks white wine), having a conversation with herself at the wine tasting: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one day. The other part says don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Two-Tone Coffee Mug

I'm drinking the blood of my enemies! Bwaa haa haaa! [VERY SCARY!] But don't worry [JK] It's wine! Gotcha! Here's a new Halloween cartoon from The Cabernet Cat, and for frightening fun, he's dressed up as a wizard wearing a pointy purple hat with yellow stars and moons. {{SHIVER!}}

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Coffee Mug

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat Mug

Ah, it's Summertime, Beach Time! and The Cabernet Cat says, Toes in the sand, wine in my hand. Wait, that isn't the kind of sand you were thinking about, there under the sun and sea? Well sorry, when the C.C. thinks of sand, he thinks what any wine-loving cat would think of: his litter box! He's already got his shades on, and has added a sporty neckerchief to the total beach look. What's left? The Cab of course!

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this CUTE mug to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny gift, which would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Mug

Nothing says "I Mean Business" like using a cart at the wine store. And the Cabernet Cat always means business when he's buying wine. You are making an excellent choice by putting this funny wine quote on this excellent mug in your shopping cart. Our favorite cartoon black cat wearing his dark glasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine approves.

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote Mug

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends, and this mug might be just the thing. It has the funny cat wine saying with a bonus on the other side: (This might be Pinot Grigio.) So you can cross that off your shopping list. You're welcome. XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Coffee Mug

Everyone knows you should always let a red wine breathe before you drink it. But what if it can't breathe? Well then, any compassionate wine drinker would administer mouth-to-mouth as soon as possible! Here is a mug with this funny wine quote, along with The Cabernet Cat himself, holding his glass of Cabernet, hoping for the best.

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Mug

Love, like wine, gets better with time. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine. Because lovers who've been in love a long time (you know, a couple months at least) feel their love bloom and grow. That's how the saying goes, anyway. Happy Valentine's Day!

Love Like Wine Valentine Mug

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Square Paper Coaster

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Mug

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time T-Shirt

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Tote Bag

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Wooden Box Sign

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun T-Shirt

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Holiday Card

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Kitchen Towel

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Throw Pillow

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Wine Box

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Stemless Wine Glass

Hey, Mam (or Mother, Mom, or Mum)! With me for a kid, you must have endured some whining every so often. OK, make that a whole lot of whining daily. (And add 100 points as needed, per kid.) So as my Mother's Day wish I say, Here's to you! It's your turn to wine! And this kid wants to thank you sincerely for your patience and understanding all these years. You're the best!

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat

You've probably seen or heard the popular wine quotes in this collection before. If they're some of your favorites, you're not alone. They're classic!


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Wine for Mother's Day

This Mother's Day, give your mam, mom, or mum a bottle of her favorite wine. After all, you're probably the reason she drinks! New collection: "It's your turn to wine!" More designs are coming, so stay tuned!
  

Mother's Day Wine Quotes

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Thermal Wine Tumbler

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote T-Shirt

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Adult Apron

Zinvincible: That fleeting feeling that one is ready to take on the world after drinking just one glass of Zinfandel. Who needs a suit of armor? Or a flashy superhero outfit? All The Cabernet Cat needs is one glass of this favorite red wine. (One of his favorites, that is. Cabernet will always be #1 on that list.) Get ready to feel Zinvincible!

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying Stemless Wine Glass

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying Apron

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying Napkins

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying T-Shirt

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying Square Paper Coaster

Ben Franklin was said to have said, "In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria." Perhaps the point he was making is that water may be healthier for you than either wine or beer, but given the bacteria element involved with water, well, you be the judge. Here's The Cabernet Cat in his professor outfit (graduation headgear and diploma accessory) to relay this very educated, funny Ben Franklin beer quote (wine quote, in our case) for your edification and amusement.

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? T-Shirt

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Wine Label

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Postcard

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Adult Apron

Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. _Ba-dum-TSS!_ The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Buy this popular wine meme on a fun gift for your next wine tasting party or get-together with wine aficionado friends.

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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