Alpine Goat Portrait T-Shirt

Funny Retirement gifts, this old goat  standing between farmer  him and farmer her- Great retirement gift or birthday gift for that Old Goat.

Goat and Retired Family T-Shirt

Customize THIS - Three cute goats in watercolor - one with bubblegum, one with a headscarf and one with flowers on her head -  " The Answer is More Goats - The Answer is Always More Goats "  goat owners will get it.. - precocious watercolor painted kid goats  -  Modern Script calligraphy  - you can  add your farm name - personalize for someone special or just delete the customizable text .  © goatlady GetYerGoat™

GOATS | The Answer is MORE Goats T-Shirt

Not Just for Valentine's Day! This cute billy goat with his baseball cap on, is holding a Valentine just for someone special. Surrounded by red hearts this is a perfect goat lovers Valentine gift. The card in this goat's mouth says: I love You.

GOAT-Valentine-I LoveYou T-Shirt

This funny and sarcastic goat saying is just the ticket for the "Queen of the Goat Yard" - It's Always all about me - YOU gotta problem with that?

Funny Sarcastic Goat T-Shirt

GOAT YOGA Surprisingly Zen | GetYerGoat™

GOAT YOGA Surprisingly Zen | GetYerGoat™ T-Shirt

Goat Love  hands making a heart around goat hoof prints

GOAT LOVER |  Heart Hands Holding Goat Hoof Pink T-Shirt

Funny sayings for goat shirts that fit any gift giving occasion- My Kids Have Hooves - talking about our goat kids of course.   Ready to brag about your baby goats? This cute  goat design is sure to get them talking

Animal Lovers Funny Goat Apparel T-Shirt

Funny Goat t-shirts, Funny Goat Gifts for the Crazy Goat Lady. Make a goat lady in your family happy with a crazy Goat Lady Shirt. Makes great birthday gift, Christmas gift, and fun shirt for any occasion.

Goat shirt Crazy Goat Lady 6

CUSTOMIZE THIS Christmas Tissue Paper (NOTE: this is Heavy Tissue not like the very thin stuff you are used to) - Adorable  Portrait painting of a Nubian doeling  with Christmas greenery, holly and berries, a red bow and mistletoe -  with  ornate calligraphy  text  that reads: Christmas Wishes and Baby Goat Kisses all on a removable gold background - remove background to reveal white or choose any color background you like from the customize  color picker - Perfect for the goat lover in the family - won't they be surprised to see this unique Original Christmas goat on their Christmas package  Christmas morning.  A ©goatlady  GetYerGoat™ original.

GOAT | Christmas Wishes Baby Goat Kisses Nubian 3 Tissue Paper

CUSTOMIZE THIS Christmas Ornament- Adorable  Portrait painting of an Angora goat kid with Christmas greenery, holly and berries, a red bow and mistletoe -  with  ornate calligraphy  text  that reads: Christmas Wishes and Baby Goat Kisses all on a removable gold background - remove background to reveal white or choose any color background you like from the customize  color picker - Perfect for the goat lover in the family - won't they be surprised to see this unique Original Christmas goat on their Christmas Tree Christmas morning.  A ©goatlady  GetYerGoat™ original.

GOAT | Christmas Wishes Baby Goat Kisses Angora Ceramic Ball Christmas Ornament

Beautiful Saanen doe with her Holiday bag of goodies and bells- she is looking around at the candy cane she is about to grab - adorable for goat lovers everywhere

Saanen Goat With Holiday Spirit Ceramic Ornament

A  Beautiful Goat Christmas Card- A well known heartwarming story is Gift of the Old One, This is my version of the design to go with it. The goats standing under the Christmas tree as the moon shines upon it . 
This is one of my favorite stories, written by Eunice Day of Washington, ME
 I cry each time I read this... This is a Must Read tear jerker of a story of an Old goat- and while I cannot print this on any products, I'm sure that you would be able to print a copy off for personal use to perhaps place inside your Christmas cards. A long time favorite heartwarming Goat Story for all of us to cry over. It circulates through the goat community each Holiday Season- so I share it with you this Holiday Season. Enjoy....Oh and grab a tissue or two. 
The Gift of the "Old One" 
The young couple had made their usual hurried, pre-Christmas visit to the little farm where dwelt their elderly parents with their small herd of goats. The farm had been named Lone Pine Farm because of the huge pine which topped the hill behind the farm, and through the years had become a talisman to the old man and his wife, and a landmark in the countryside. 

The old folks no longer showed their goats, for the years had taken their toll, but they sold a little milk, and a few kids each year, and the goats were their reason for joy in the morning and contentment at day's end. 

Crossly, as they prepared to leave, the young couple confronted the old folks. "Why do you not at least dispose of "The Old One". She is no longer of use to you. It's been years since you've had either kids or milk from her. You should cut corners and save where you can. Why do you keep her, anyway?"  

The old man looked down at his worn boot, scuffed at the barn floor, and his arm stole defensively about the Old One's neck as he drew her to him and rubbed her gently behind the ears. He replied softly, "We keep her because of love. Only because of love."  

Baffled and irritated, the young folks wished the old man and his wife a Merry Christmas and headed back toward the city as darkness stole through the valley.  

So it was, that because of the leave-taking, no one noticed the insulation smoldering on the frayed wires in the old barn. None saw the first spark at all. None but the "Old One".  

In a matter of minutes, the whole barn was ablaze and the hungry flames were licking at the loft full of hay. With a cry of horror and despair, the old man shouted to his wife to call for help as he raced to the barn to save his beloved goats. But the flames were roaring now, and the blazing heat drove him back. He sank sobbing to the ground, helpless before the fire's fury.  

By the time the fire department arrived, only smoking, glowing ruins were left, and the old man and his wife. They thanked those who had come to their aid, and the old man turned to his wife, resting her white head upon his shoulders as he clumsily dried her tears with a frayed red bandana.  

Brokenly he whispered, "We have lost much, but God has spared our home on this eve of Christmas. Let us, therefore, climb the hill to the old pine where we have sought comfort in times of despair. We will look down upon our home and give thanks to God that it has been spared." And so, he took her by the hand and helped her up the snowy hill as he brushed aside his own tears with the back of his hand.  

As they stepped over the little knoll at the crest of the hill, they looked up and gasped in amazement at the incredible beauty before them. 

 Seemingly, every glorious, brilliant star in the heavens was caught up in the glittering, snow-frosted branches of their beloved pine, and it was aglow with heavenly candles. And poised on it's top most bough, a crystal crescent moon glistened like spun glass.  

Never had a mere mortal created a Christmas tree such as this. Suddenly, the old man gave a cry of wonder, and incredible joy as he pulled his wife forward.  

There, beneath the tree, was their Christmas gift. Bedded down about the "Old One", close to the trunk of the tree, was the entire herd, safe.  

At the first hint of smoke, she had pushed the door ajar with her muzzle and had led the goats through it. Slowly and with great dignity, never looking back, she had led them up the hill, stepping daintily through the snow. The kids were frightened and dashed about. The skittish yearlings looked back at the crackling, hungry flames, and tucked their tails under them as they licked their lips and hopped like rabbits. The milkers pressed uneasily against the "Old One" as she moved calmly up the hill and to safety beneath the pine.  

And now, she lay among them and gazed at the faces of those she loved. Her body was brittle with years, but the golden eyes were filled with devotion as she offered her gift - because of love.

Gift of The Old One - Goat Christmas Card

Add your name - give as a gift filled with candy - Popular meme going around social media.. How's THIS for Jolly? but we thought it would be extra funny for goat lovers to have this adorable little goat who is all tangled up in the Christmas lights

Alpine Goat Portrait T-Shirt

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