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Never Get in the Way of a Hummingbird and Her Flowers. If you are a fan of these little pollinators, you'll agree that they are so wonderful to watch ... poetry in motion. The perfect shirt for hummingbird lovers.

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Funny Quote: Never Get in the Way of a Hummingbird T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to keep things on an even keel, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Senior Mayhem Manager" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday), but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who can manage multiple stressful situations! 

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Funny Senior Mayhem Manager Hashtag Busy Mom T-Shirt

This tongue-in-cheek "Start the Day off with a Primal Scream" t-shirt is great for those who believe the best way to relieve stress is to scream. It'll certainly wake everyone up.

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Funny Primal Scream Therapy T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize your favorite hairdresser (or anyone who can transform unruly locks into a masterpiece), with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "The Hair Tamer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. 

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Funny The Hair Tamer Hashtag Name T-Shirt

A great workout shirt for fitness buffs, gym rats, or just those who like to stay active at any age, this design features the funny, quasi-inspirational meme, "Hey Cupcake, You Can't Benchpress Muffins", rendered in heavy block lettering (think of it as a variant on the maxim, "No Pain No Gain"). 

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Funny You Can't Benchpress Muffins T-Shirt

With more letters in its name than the English alphabet (30, to be exact), eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious (on the reverse), is the perfect shirt for English teachers, linguists, word nerds, glottologists, logophiles, and lexicomanes! The meaning of this very long word? Very good or very fine.

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Funny eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious Weird Word T-Shirt

This "Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Polo Shirt

I am the Hummingbird Whisperer. Brag about the bee-sized birds that frequent your backyard. Be the envy of your hummingbird-less friends.

The perfect "novel tee" shirt for lovers of these flying jewels.

Funny I am the Hummingbird Whisperer T-Shirt

This funny "Be the Ball, Be the Club ..." golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps golf ... whether a club in his/her hands or not!

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Funny Be the Ball Be the Club ... Golf Head Cover

Colorful Cheers Toast in Many Languages Word Cloud Leggings

Colorful Cheers Toast in Many Languages Word Cloud Napkins

Colorful Cheers in Many Languages Word Cloud T-Shirt

Colorful Word Art Cheers in Many Languages Can Cooler

Colorful Word Art Cheers in Many Languages Glass

Colorful Word Art Cheers in Many Languages Coaster

Toast special days and special people with this striking design, which features a word art design of the drinking salutation "cheers" in many different languages on a black background! 

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WOW Colorful Word Art Cheers in Many Languages

This funny gardener's "a Garden is Always a Work-in-Progress" throw pillow is perfect for the individual who spends more time in the garden than in the house! Here's to the kindred spirits who rejoice in the changing seasons, nurture flowers, shrubs, and trees to give their best, and wage a neverending battle against the constancy of weeds. Personalize as desired. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny A Garden is Always a Work-in-Progress Outdoor Pillow

Bold Heart Purple Pink Gratitude Affirmations Thermal Tumbler

Bold Heart Purple Pink Gratitude Affirmations Water Bottle

Bold Heart Purple Pink Gratitude Affirmations Yoga Mat

Bold Heart Purple Pink Gratitude Affirmations Notebook

Bold Heart Purple Pink Gratitude Affirmations Pillar Candle

Put the "I" in gratitude with this bold and modern gratitude pillar candle, which features the word gratitude (with a heart standing in for the "i" to reflect self-care), styled on a soft pastel background of purple and pink hues. Customize colors and text /affirmations as desired.

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WOW Bold Heart Purple Pink Gratitude Affirmations

Although I may sound like one, I am not, and I designed this tongue-in-cheek shirt to dispel the myth that I am a bot.

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Funny I am Not a Bot ... T-Shirt

Say goodbye to boring and get noticed with this double-sided, minimalist business card design, which features elegant white lettering set on 
a black background that conveys strength and creativity while delivering a personal yet professional touch. Reverse shows the (customizable) quote: "The journey is the same. Only the path taken is different." Great for life coaches and motivational speakers.

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Artistic Inspirational Black White Life Coach Business Card

Talk is Not Cheap. Just Ask My Lawyer. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for attorneys, or those aspiring to the law profession.

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Funny Quote: Never Get in the Way of a Hummingbird T-Shirt

Funny Quote: Never Get in the Way of a Hummingbird T-Shirt

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