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This minimalist, vintage style kraft paper greeting card is template style so all text boxes are easily editable, if needed. 

it reads: 

"YOU BETTER WATCH OUT — 
YOU BETTER NOT CRY — 
YOU BETTER NOT POUT — 
I'M TELLIN' YOU WHY — 
...because santa hates little b!tche$." 
 
the back reads "HOPE YOUR CHRISTMAS IS FILLED WITH HOS"

Funny Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Christmas Card

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if you (or your intended recipient) have a cat, i'm sure you know how well behaved they are when it comes to shiny or tassled objected dangling from a branch within reach (or completely out of reasonable reach all-together)

the front of this greeting card features an image of a cat already inside of a christmas tree, hopped up on a branch, looking out with a sinister grin,  and reads: 
"oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree, your ornaments are history" 
The back simple says "PURRY CHRISTMAS" and includes a customizable signature from the sender. 
The text that appears on the back side of this holiday greeting card template can be quickly personalized, tweaked, modified, or eliminated using zazzles easy and intuitive personalization tool. 

stay safe, you and your trees.

Mischievous Kitty Funny Cat Oh Christmas Tree Holiday Card

Hilarious quarantine bingo part two - the next round from the 2020 Christmas card board game. This template allows you to edit each and every text box you see. completely customize this bingo game however you'd like.Naturally, it's rather vaccine heavy. The design ffeatures a seamless pattern of mistletoe foliage, berries and othe botanical elements ona blush ink coral background

2021 Pandemic BINGO Funny Mistletoe Pink Christmas Holiday Card

Hilarious quarantine bingo part two - the next round from the 2020 christmas card board game. This template allows you to edit each and every text box you see. completely custimize this bingo game however you'd like. Obviously, its rather vaccine heavy

2021 Rona Pandemic BINGO Funny Flat Christmas Card

oliver (cat) appears displeased to say the very least. he seems to have gotten into some retro christmas colored stringer lights immediately prior to their installation. 

the front of this adorable card is adorned is a metallic printed gold faux foil gradient ombre texture and reads "GOOD TIDINGS AND CHEER" purely for irony
the back says "IS IT 2024 YET?" which is followed by the warm closing greeting "MERRY WHATEVER" and a signature from the sender. 
All text that appears on this card template can be quickly personalized, tweaked, modified, or eliminated using zazzles easy intuitive personalization tool. 

Cheer Cat; Funny Tangled Kitty in Xmas Lights Red Holiday Card

Au Revoir 2024 You Wont Be Missed Flat New Year Holiday Greeting Cards — Contemporary, modern blush rose pink, dusty powder blue, and coral red minimalist New Year 2025 greeting card.

Au Revoir 2024 You Wont Be Missed New Years Card

"HO HO HO, IT'S PRESIDENT JOE!" 
The front of this holiday humor flat double sided card features  cartoon of president elect joe biden in sunglasses, a deep blue overcoat, and a santa hat. 

All text on the back side is templated and editable, and includes a custom signature line for your name, and a patriotic smooch, implied to be from vice president elect, kamala harris.

Funny President Joe Biden Christmas Greeting Card

This questionably cheerful covid-19 christmas greeting card depicts a sars-ncov-2 pathogen dressed in retro colored xmas stringer lights, and wearing a face mask on the front, with the text "MERRY CHRISTMASK" (editable) .   The back says "MASK UP! AND SAVE US SOME COOKIES!" (also editable), beside a gingerbread man cookie, also wearing a mask. below is a handwritten typeface in black for you to include your name / signature

Merry Christmask Lit COVID Pathogen Mask Xmas Holiday Card

Add your initials to this custom monogrammed hat template. Many other colors are available as well.

Hot Pink Crown Embroidered Hat Monogram Black Cap

**Custom Face Photo Purple Crew Socks** Personalized Funny Face Photo Socks in bright purple. Looking for the perfect Make your own custom socks covered in anybody's face, with this easy to use template. Simply upload a cutout picture of the face or object you wish to use with a transparent background, and voila! Make sure to crop the image as tightly to the face/object as you can. If you dont have any means of editing the image you'd like to use, you can quickly download a simple background erasing tool on your mobile device or computer, that can help accomplish this with ease and efficiency. 

Custom Face Photo Purple Crew Socks

This gift wrap features a minimal, primitive style design with simple charcoal gray and black painted, single (thick) brush stroke xmas trees with golden stars atop, and creamy white abstract snow, all set on a ecru / ivory background. 

Minimalist Modern Brush Stroke Christmas Tree Gift Wrapping Paper

this doge design features a custom golden dogecoin at its center, set on a seamless repeating  doge shiba dog meme background

Dogecoin Gold Coin Meme Pattern eWatch Wrist Watch

Third year is a charm, hope for 2021 custom photo card template with bright melon coral color, modern painted winter mistletoe botanical graphics and seamless pattern. 

Funny 2021 2022 Mistletoe Melon Christmas Photo Holiday Card

This funny Christmas Greeting Card includes a two star [customizable] rating, and fully customizable text boxes, with a review that currently reads "STILL NOT GREAT, BUT YAY! CHRISTMAS"  All text can be easily changed to whatever you'd like (or you may leave them all as is, simply by confirming that you do not wish to personalize when prompted after adding to your cart, but make sure to change the or delete the name on the back). 

Funny Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Christmas Card

Funny Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Christmas Card

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Other christmas cards from various stores