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This minimalist, vintage style kraft paper greeting card is template style so all text boxes are easily editable, if needed. 

it reads: 

"YOU BETTER WATCH OUT — 
YOU BETTER NOT CRY — 
YOU BETTER NOT POUT — 
I'M TELLIN' YOU WHY — 
...because santa hates little b!tche$." 
 
the back reads "HOPE YOUR CHRISTMAS IS FILLED WITH HOS"

Funny Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Christmas Card

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**Funny Vintage Danish Christmas Drunk Pig Pun Flat Holiday Card**     This charmingly bizarre flat Christmas greeting card features an antique Danish illustration a jolly family, presumably consuming alcohol in a slead, which is being pulled by a big hog. The text on the front of the card reads: 'Ham-mered Holiday Wishes' (A pig pun... naturally). There are also two text boxes on the back. The upper greeting reads 'Happy Holidays' and the lower is for the senders name / signature. All three text boxes are template style for easy personalization or quick removal (leave blank to leave out). 

Funny Vintage Danish Christmas Drunk Pig Pun Flat Holiday Card

since we can't all be together in prence this holiday, grace your family and friends in menu and indulgence  with this customizable family recipe  christmas photo card

Home For Holidays Blue Custom Recipe Photo & Name Holiday Card

Hilarious quarantine bingo part two - the next round from the 2020 Christmas card board game. This template allows you to edit each and every text box you see. completely customize this bingo game however you'd like.Naturally, it's rather vaccine heavy. The design features a seamless pattern of mistletoe foliage, berries and other botanical elements on a deep midnight dark navy blue background

2021 Pandemic BINGO Funny Mistletoe Navy Christmas Holiday Card

if you (or your intended recipient) have a cat, i'm sure you know how well behaved they are when it comes to shiny or tassled objected dangling from a branch within reach (or completely out of reasonable reach all-together)

the front of this greeting card features an image of a cat already inside of a christmas tree, hopped up on a branch, looking out with a sinister grin,  and reads: 
"oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree, your ornaments are history" 
The back simple says "PURRY CHRISTMAS" and includes a customizable signature from the sender. 
The text that appears on the back side of this holiday greeting card template can be quickly personalized, tweaked, modified, or eliminated using zazzles easy and intuitive personalization tool. 

stay safe, you and your trees.

Mischievous Kitty Funny Cat Oh Christmas Tree Holiday Card

oliver (cat) appears displeased to say the very least. he seems to have gotten into some retro christmas colored stringer lights immediately prior to their installation. 

the front of this adorable card is adorned is a metallic printed gold faux foil gradient ombre texture and reads "GOOD TIDINGS AND CHEER" purely for irony
the back says "IS IT 2024 YET?" which is followed by the warm closing greeting "MERRY WHATEVER" and a signature from the sender. 
All text that appears on this card template can be quickly personalized, tweaked, modified, or eliminated using zazzles easy intuitive personalization tool. 

Cheer Cat Funny Tangled Kitty in Xmas Lights Green Holiday Card

Third year is a charm, hope for 2022 custom photo card template with a minimalist simple modern black primitive brush stroke christmas pine and fir trees with golden stars on an ivory / ecru / cream / off white background seamless pattern. 

Funny 2021 One Last Try 2022 Christmas Tree Photo Holiday Card

"HO HO HO, IT'S PRESIDENT JOE!" 
The front of this holiday humor flat double sided card features  cartoon of president elect joe biden in sunglasses, a deep blue overcoat, and a santa hat. 

All text on the back side is templated and editable, and includes a custom signature line for your name, and a patriotic smooch, implied to be from vice president elect, kamala harris.

Funny President Joe Biden Christmas Greeting Card

ham humor. 
"i like my butt rubbed and my pork pulled" long white bistro chefs bbq cooking apron , with pig cuts silhouette diagram

I like my butt rubbed and my pork pulled funny pig apron

This customizable eathered traditional victorian looking document is laid out as an official achievement commemoration acknowledging good little boys and girls that they've done been so well-behaved, they've officially made it onto Santa's "Nice List". To make this document customization super simple, only the child's name text box is marked for the personalization template. However, if you'd like to make any other alterations, simply click "customize further" and you can change any text you'd like within the design tool. This document is also available for children who haven't been so well-mannered, as a "Naughty List" warning document, along with some other fun related unique Christmas stationary.  (Please note the metallic gold at the top is simulated and printed with ink, not foil.)

Santa Claus Nice List Signed Christmas Certificate

hilarious 2020 pandemic quarantine themed keepsake christmas holiday coffee mug has an identical graphic on both sides, featuring  santa wearing a mask that reads "i wear it for the ho's". the background s filled with a seamless pattern of "Ho" in varying fonts and angles. the 2020 text on santas hat brim is editable, so personalize away

I Wear It For The Ho's Funny Santa Mask Christmas Mug

this xmas holiday pattern is set on a deep moody forest green background, with monochromatic tones that make it seem perfectly contemporary and current.

modern white berry mistletoe christmas by the yard fabric

a wintertime  fireplace snuggly type of plaid flannel pattern in bery red and charcoal black

cozy winter berry red and black plaid christmas wrapping paper

easily add your most precious images to these post it notes in a snap with zazzle's simple to use personalization tool. you can also inert your name or other fun text of your chosing.

Funny Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Christmas Card

Funny Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Christmas Card

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Other christmas cards from various stores