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**Funny Vintage Hold Everything Flat Christmas Holiday Card**     This charmingly bizarre flat Christmas greeting card features an antique illustration of of a pan holding up an outhouse, being blown over by a winter storm. The text on the front of the card reads: 'HOLD EVERYTHING — Wish you were with us this Christmas just to enjoy the upholding of old traditions and customs.'  There are two text boxes on the back. The upper greeting reads 'Happy Holiday' and the lower is for the senders name /signature. Both text boxes on the back of the card are template style for easy personalization or quick removal (leave blank to remove if unneeded). All text on the face of the card is part of the graphic. 

Funny Vintage Hold Everything Flat Christmas Holiday Card

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**Christmas Cod Funny Fishing Flat Holiday Greeting Card**    Vintage style holiday graphics, and dad joke level xmas puns make this cute little Christmas greeting card perfect for any fishing fan. ( NOTE: The text greetings on both the front and back have been templated for simple customization, if needed. If no alterations need to be made, just leave the text as it is, and click okay to confirm no changes are necessary for printing.)

Got You A Christmas Cod Funny Fishing Flat Holiday Card

if you (or your intended recipient) have a cat, i'm sure you know how well behaved they are when it comes to shiny or tassled objected dangling from a branch within reach (or completely out of reasonable reach all-together)

the front of this greeting card features an image of a cat peering up at a decorated christmas tree,  and reads: 
"oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree, your ornaments are history" 
The back simple says "PURRY CHRISTMAS" and includes a customizable signature from the sender. 
The text that appears on the back side of this holiday greeting card template can be quickly personalized, tweaked, modified, or eliminated using zazzles easy and intuitive personalization tool. 

stay safe, you and your trees.

Oh Christmas Tree Your Ornaments Are History Cat Holiday Card

this vintage style kraft paper greeting card with a naughty word is template style so all text boxes are easily editable 

it reads:

"YOU BETTER WATCH OUT —
YOU BETTER NOT CRY —
YOU BETTER NOT POUT —
I'M TELLING YOU WHY —
...because santa hates little b!tche$."

the back reads "hope your day is full of hos" 
and includes a signature line for your name

Funny Santa Claus Is Coming 2 Town Kraft Christmas Holiday Card

This light hearted christmas greeting card dressed in a contemporary green and red festive minimal design, includes an hilarious, satirical interactive game of 'quarantine bingo' printed on the back, with easily identifiable jokes, some of which are sure to resonate and get a laugh. 

add your own photo to fill the center of the 'O' wreath on the front of the card, and personalize the message,  holiday greeting, and family name /signature quickly and easily with zazzles simple to use personalization tool.if you'd like to modify anything else, such as the content of the bingo squares, you can do so by clicking the hyperlink that says 'customize further' towards the bottom of the personalization panel. you'll be brought into the creation tool that will allow any types of changes or modifications you can think of. 

happy holidays! please stay safe!

Add A Photo 2020 Quarantine Bingo Funny Christmas Holiday Card

This covid-19 christmas greeting card depicts a christmas tree made entirely of toilet paper rolls, and draped in retro colored old fashioned stringer lights, and topped with a gold star. The text above reads "Oh Quaran-Tree" and "2020" below the graphic.

The back features a text reading "MERRY QUARANTINE CHRIST-MASK" - and "STAY SAFE!" Below that you'll find a handwritten typeface for you to include your name / signature, or an additional message. 

Both sides include back background of deep midnight navy blue and a narrow / thin metallic gold faux foil border. 

All text is editable and template style.

Oh Quarantine Toilet Paper Christmas Tree Funny 20 Holiday Card

since we can't all be together in prence this holiday, grace your family and friends in menu and indulgence  with this customizable family recipe  christmas photo card

Home For The Holidays Custom Recipe Photo & Name Holiday Card

This light hearted christmas greeting card dressed in a sleek minimal / contemporary black and metallic gold faux foil print design, includes an hilarious, satirical interactive game of 'quarantine bingo' printed on the back, with easily identifiable jokes, some of which are sure to resonate and get a laugh. 

You can personalize the message,  holiday greeting, and family name /signature quickly and easily with zazzles simple to use personalization tool.if you'd like to modify anything else, such as the content of the bingo squares, you can do so by clicking the hyperlink that says 'customize further' towards the bottom of the personalization panel. you'll be brought into the creation tool that will allow any types of changes or modifications you can think of. 

happy holidays! please stay safe!

Oh What A Year 2020 Quarantine Bingo Christmas Holiday Card

add your sentimental images to this sweet holiday folded greeting card. your photo will be framed by a retro /vintage red and green christmas bulb decoration, which is surrounded by a template script font text greeting  (currently reads "MERRY CHRISTMAS" but can be changed easily at your discretion) all of which is set on a faded backdrop of watercolor branches and falling snow. the greeting on the interior of the card, a well as the signature line can also be personalized easily

Personalized Photo Vintage Christmas Bulb Folded Holiday Card

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emt ems nurse doctor paramedic medical flag 
front line workers
50 stars of life 
black and white

thin orange front line emt ems nurse medical flag fabric

add your vertical image to this template keychain with ease. the photo will appear on both the front and the back of the keychain, as will the custom text you enter. looking for something without text, or the ability to place a different picture on the back? check out our shop for more template options

Custom Photo + Text One Picture Acrylic Keychain

This product features a pretty monochromatic dusty rose quartz blush powder pink decorated christmas tree with a golden star, repeated in a seamless pattern

Modern Pink Christmas Tree On Mauve Fleece Blanket

star of life window, peaking in on an american flag, it features a black and white american flag, with 1 single orange stripe, and 50 'star's of life,' ft a golden rod of asclepius.

EMT/ EMS Emergency Worker 'THANK YOU' Star Of Life Adult Cloth Face Mask

A realistic flour tortilla ( burrito ) print adorns this funny decorative throw pillow

Burrito Blanket Flour Tortilla Taco Fast Food Wrap Throw Pillow

the great iridescent wave of kanagawa jigsaw puzzles includes two different iridescent faux holographic textures, one within the wave, and a separate ones in teh background.

Funny Vintage Hold Everything Flat Christmas Holiday Card

Funny Vintage Hold Everything Flat Christmas Holiday Card

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