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Too busy to paint the walls yourself. There are plenty of professional house painters that guarantee their work. But you don't like the price that you get from the quotes. That is where a replacement house painter comes in.  Oh look...she likes to work with different colors!

Replacement House Painter Neck Tie

How would you like to find out that your replacement surgeon is an evil clown? Too bad you did not know of the replacement! Good luck!

Replacement Surgeon - Evil Clown Tie

You Asshat apparel. Funny insulting play on words and humorous design. Please contact me at sandy@sandyspider.com if you would like something special just for you or questions.

You Asshat Tie

Yes dear! I will fix it soon! What can I say... this is how a guy thinks. He will make promises to fix things. He does mean what he says, but time slips by and nothing gets done. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com

Yes Dear I Will Fix It Soon Neck Tie

In professions, hiring the replacements (scabs, union busters), is not always better. In the beginning of the 2011-2012 NFL season, replacement referees were hired in place of the real referees. Their judgement had not been the best and make the real refs look good. These products you can see in the "Ref'd Up" folder. The replacements here are everything else, starting with replacement artist. This artist is just learning to draw and loves crayons. You wanted a nice painting in your living room, but refused to pay for a good artist. This is what you get.

Replacement Artist Neck Tie

What happens if your regular dentist is not available to fix that painful tooth? Time to call in the replacement dentist. Like this partially colorized photo of a 1942 man at work with a jackhammer.  You won't feel a thing. Relax!

Replacement Dentist Tie

Do you know someone who seems to be all hands? Maybe it is you!  Just plain silly. Quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder.

All...Hands Tie

Funny espresso mug. Typography of a procrastinator. Yes dear, I will fix it soon! It could be your husband, boyfriend, wife or girlfriend. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure,com

Yes Dear I Will Fix It Soon Espresso Mug

Large funny face outline that is sad, weeping and crying. In a black outline for light colors. 3 sizes available.

 All MY SHOPS http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores 

Contact admin@giftsyoutreasure.com if you have questions or would like a custom design. The "Contact Seller" re-routes to a question page on Zazzle and support before it will get to me. AFFILIATES make 15% if it sells from your link. Promote any of my products.

Dark Weeping Crying Face Outline, ZFJG Address Label

Funny St. Patrick's Day t-shirt. I pinch back t-shirt. Crab t-shirt. A party shirt that states that I will pinch back.. This is all customizable. Contact me at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com for a custom product design or questions. All MY SHOPS http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores

St Patrick's I Pinch Back Red Crab, ZFJ T-Shirt

Funny bag is available in many styles and sizes for everyone. Edit it to make changes or to add something uniquely you. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Bag of Trick Tote Bag

Replacement Artist Label

Replacement Surgeon - Evil Clown Canvas Print

Boneheads Halloween coaster. I won't rattle any bones.

Boneheads Halloween Drink Coaster

Face mask with a red stop sign. A traffic sign about stopping for social distancing.

Replacement House Painter Neck Tie

Replacement House Painter Neck Tie

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Other ties from various stores