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Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. These are those signs. This one is to keep out monsters.

No Monsters Sign Postcard

Too busy to paint the walls yourself. There are plenty of professional house painters that guarantee their work. But you don't like the price that you get from the quotes. That is where a replacement house painter comes in.  Oh look...she likes to work with different colors!

Replacement House Painter Postcard

In professions, hiring the replacements (scabs, union busters), is not always better. In the beginning of the 2011-2012 NFL season, replacement referees were hired in place of the real referees. Their judgement had not been the best and make the real refs look good. These products you can see in the "Ref'd Up" folder. The replacements here are everything else, starting with replacement artist. This artist is just learning to draw and loves crayons. You wanted a nice painting in your living room, but refused to pay for a good artist. This is what you get.

Replacement Artist Postcard

Seem like a happy oddball couple dancing on St. Patrick's Day. Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place.

Leprechaun and Mouse Dancing with Rainbow Postcard

Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. This is about zombie warning.

Zombie Warning Road Sign Postcard

Two skeletons fighting. What bone heads!

 Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an email at adminconnection@tds.net.

Bone Heads Skeletons Postcard

If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Postcard

If a tote bag were alive, what would it say?

Need More Veggies Tote Bag

Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. These are those signs. This one is about oversize loads.

Oversize Load Pinback Button

Just plain silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a coaster? What would you say?

Smiling Face Dark Coaster

If a t-shirt were alive, what would it say?

Not Ashamed to Cover a Beer Belly T-Shirt

Cute and funny animals and insects. Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place.

Frog in a Tea Neck Tie

Someone told me once that I was the best kept secret online. What a great honor is that? If you are a secret, how will anyone find you. Tired of setting goals, I will keep being the best kept secret online.

Goal: Best Kept Secret Online Keychain

Yes dear! I will fix it soon! What can I say... this is how a guy thinks. He will make promises to fix things. He does mean what he says, but time slips by and nothing gets done. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com

Yes Dear I Will Fix It Soon Bottle Opener

Funny Roll Me Baby One More Time Putter Golf Head Cover. This is a humorous quote a pun about rolling the ball into the hole on the golf course. Personalize it with your name. Edit this to change the color of the text, all of the text, and the background color. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

No Monsters Sign Postcard

No Monsters Sign Postcard

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