Seem like a happy oddball couple dancing on St. Patrick's Day. Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place.

Leprechaun and Mouse Dancing with Rainbow Postcard

Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. This is about zombie warning.



Zombie Warning Road Sign Postcard

Long term memory or short term memory, it doesn't matter. It is all shot. Now who are you? What I'm I doing here?

 Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. All shirts can be customize for all ages and styles. Adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an email at adminconnection@tds.net.  



Memory Lapse Postcard

What happens if your regular dentist is not available to fix that painful tooth? Time to call in the replacement dentist. Like this partially colorized photo of a 1942 man at work with a jackhammer.  You won't feel a thing. Relax!

Replacement Dentist Postcard

Trendy and current event postcard. Raining and singing alternative facts parody to the song "Singin' in the Rain". Sung by Gene Kelly. Original design with a red umbrella, rain drops, and other words to go with the alternative facts. Check for sizes, styles for the entire family and background colors when editing this product. More at zazzle.com/funnyjokes/politics All MY SHOPS http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores 

Contact admin@giftsyoutreasure.com if you have questions or would like a custom design. The "Contact Seller" re-routes to a question page on Zazzle and support before it will get to me. AFFILIATES make 15% if it sells from your link. Promote any of my products. 

PLEASE NOTE: All "Other designs you may like" and "Reviews" below and above are from other shopkeeper's shops, which this shopkeeper will not get credit for. If is states "Found in this Collection" then that is from this shopkeeper. If there is a special item that you would like and not seen in any of my shops, please contact me and I will either create it for you or give you a link to another shopkeeper's product with my referral link.

Raining and Singing Alternative Facts Postcard

Cute and funny animals and insects. Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place.



St. Patrick's Day Frog in Tea Cup Postcard

Do you have days when your head fills full of straw? This scarecrow looks good for Halloween or any occasion. He seems happy tied up in a tree. Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Customize the backgrounds with your own color choice too. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Buy in bulk and save. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. An adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an email by clicking on Send a message.

Scarecrow Tied in Tree Postcard

If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com




If I Want to Rent a Billboard Postcard

Funny abnormal pin-back button with a play on words with Abby Normal fashion. This person is crazy fashionwear with the colorful warp spiral fashion.  Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Abnormal Abby Normal Colored Warped Spiral Crazy Button

Just plain silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a coaster? What would you say?



Wasting My Time and Drink Dark Coaster

Vintage Santa Claus and a Coal Stove Burner Adult Apron. Christmas time with Santa and a coal stove burner.



Vintage Santa Claus and a Coal Stove Burner Adult Apron

In professions, hiring the replacements (scabs, union busters), is not always better. In the beginning of the 2011-2012 NFL season, replacement referees were hired in place of the real referees. Their judgement had not been the best and make the real refs look good. These products you can see in the "Ref'd Up" folder. The replacements here are everything else, starting with replacement artist. This artist is just learning to draw and loves crayons. You wanted a nice painting in your living room, but refused to pay for a good artist. This is what you get.

Replacement Artist Invitation

Snowman Painting Ornament

Funny Valentine's Day statement, typography button with a funny quote of who needs Cupid when everyone loves me. Customize it your way. Self-centered and romantic. See all my shops for Valentine's products https://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores

Who Needs Cupid When Everyone Loves Me, ZFJ Button

Yes dear! I will fix it soon! What can I say... this is how a guy thinks. He will make promises to fix things. He does mean what he says, but time slips by and nothing gets done. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com




Leprechaun and Mouse Dancing with Rainbow Postcard

Leprechaun and Mouse Dancing with Rainbow Postcard

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