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If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture. 

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Trucker Hat

Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. These are those signs. This one is to keep out monsters.



No Monsters Sign Trucker Hat

Nothing like being so self absorbed that the world revolves around you. Enjoy this funny  product. Send a message to sandy@sandyspider.com or sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com if you would like to see any of these designs on a product not shown. I will gladly make a custom-made product just for you.  To Search for a particular product, just type in the words in the search box on the side bar and the drop down menu will narrow it down to the product you are looking for. Buy in bulk for extra savings. It has been my pleasure offering a quality product. My images are copyrighted and have a digital thumb print on file. This is a glitch with Zazzle and the product is available.

The World Revolves Around Me Trucker Hat

Two skeletons fighting. What boneheads!

 Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. 

Bone Heads Skeletons Hat

Tired for chasing dreams for they turn into nightmares. My goal is to settle for what life serves. Tired of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.



Goal: Stop Chasing Dreams Trucker Hat

Christmas time with Santa and a coal stove burner.



Vintage Santa Claus and a Coal Stove Burner Trucker Hat

Our you a bit out of this world? Then this is the ideal gift for you. We are not alone. These signs are about alien warning. Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more.



Alien Warning Trucker Hat

New Year's resolutions, who needs them! Accept yourself for what you are. A Loser!!! Once you can do that, then you can be happy! Tried of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.



Be Happy as a Loser Trucker Hat

How would you like to find out that your replacement surgeon is an evil clown? Too bad you did not know of the replacement! Good luck!

Replacement Surgeon - Evil Clown Business Card

You Asshat apparel. Funny insulting play on words and humorous design. Please contact me at sandy@sandyspider.com if you would like something special just for you or questions.

You Asshat Tie

Never to Be Popular on Any Social Level! Some of us just don't fit in. We are not copies of everyone else. That is OK and makes us unique. Tired of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.



Goal: Never to Be Popular Keychain

If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com




If I Want to Rent a Billboard Bumper Sticker

Do you have days when your head fills full of straw? This scarecrow looks good for Halloween or any occasion. He seems happy tied up in a tree. Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Customize the backgrounds with your own color choice too. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Buy in bulk and save. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. 

Halloween Scarecrow Cake Topper

Just plain silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a coaster? What would you say?



Winking Face Coaster

Yes dear! I will fix it soon! What can I say... this is how a guy thinks. He will make promises to fix things. He does mean what he says, but time slips by and nothing gets done. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com




If I Want to Rent a Billboard Trucker Hat

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Trucker Hat

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