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You Asshat apparel. Funny insulting play on words and humorous design. Please contact me at sandy@sandyspider.com if you would like something special just for you or questions.

You Asshat Trucker Hat

Funny things a woman would say, even if it is true.



Women Don't Make Messes Trucker Hat

As a great recession survivor, I may be out of work, no money, no fun...but I am still alive.

I AM A GREAT RECESSION SURVIVOR TRUCKER HAT

This Christmas Caroler is a little cold. He is singing and deep in snow.  Please contact me at sandy@sandyspider.com if you would like something special just for you or questions. 




Cold Christmas Caroler Hat

Do you know someone who seems to be all hands? Maybe it is you!  Just plain silly. Quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder.



All...Hands Trucker Hat

In professions, hiring the replacements (scabs, union busters), is not always better. In the beginning of the 2011-2012 NFL season, replacement referees were hired in place of the real referees. Their judgement had not been the best and make the real refs look good. These products you can see in the "Ref'd Up" folder. The replacements here are everything else, starting with replacement artist. This artist is just learning to draw and loves crayons. You wanted a nice painting in your living room, but refused to pay for a good artist. This is what you get.

Replacement Artist Trucker Hat

New Year's resolutions, who needs them! Accept yourself for what you are. A Loser!!! Once you can do that, then you can be happy! Tried of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.



Be Happy as a Loser Trucker Hat

Realistic goal setting is knowing your limitation. If you have worked hard to see yourself on the front page of any browser and find that you are on page 1,000, then you can only expect to see yourself on your pathetic website. Tired of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.



Front Page Online Never Trucker Hat

What happens if your regular dentist is not available to fix that painful tooth? Time to call in the replacement dentist. Like this partially colorized photo of a 1942 man at work with a jackhammer.  You won't feel a thing. Relax!

Replacement Dentist Keychain

Just plain silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a coaster? What would you say?



Where Have You Been Coaster

All...Hands Rectangular Sticker

Do you have days when your head fills full of straw? This scarecrow looks good for Halloween or any occasion. He seems happy tied up in a tree. Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Customize the backgrounds with your own color choice too. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Buy in bulk and save. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. An adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an email by clicking on Send a message.

Halloween Scarecrow No Brain T-shirt

Christmas time with Santa and a coal stove burner.



Vintage Santa Claus and a Coal Stove Burner Keychain

Every woman know that it is hard to find the right bra. But it is even harder when gravity shifts as we get older.

 Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an email at adminconnection@tds.net. 



Finding the Right Bra Light T-shirt

Two skeletons fighting. What bone heads!

 Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an email at adminconnection@tds.net.

You Asshat Trucker Hat

You Asshat Trucker Hat

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