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If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com




If I Want to Rent a Billboard Postcard

Too busy to paint the walls yourself. There are plenty of professional house painters that guarantee their work. But you don't like the price that you get from the quotes. That is where a replacement house painter comes in.  Oh look...she likes to work with different colors!

Replacement House Painter Postcard

How would you like to find out that your replacement surgeon is an evil clown? Too bad you did not know of the replacement! Good luck!

Replacement Surgeon - Evil Clown Postcard

Postcard with the words, I will never tell a lie words above the silhouette of a puppet boy with a long nose. Trust me, Just alternative facts. Check for sizes, styles for the entire family and background colors when editing this product. More at zazzle.com/funnyjokes/politics All MY SHOPS http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores 

Contact admin@giftsyoutreasure.com if you have questions or would like a custom design. The "Contact Seller" re-routes to a question page on Zazzle and support before it will get to me. AFFILIATES make 15% if it sells from your link. Promote any of my products. 

PLEASE NOTE: All "Other designs you may like" and "Reviews" below and above are from other shopkeeper's shops, which this shopkeeper will not get credit for. If is states "Found in this Collection" then that is from this shopkeeper. If there is a special item that you would like and not seen in any of my shops, please contact me and I will either create it for you or give you a link to another shopkeeper's product with my referral link.

Long Nose Alternative Facts Never Lie Postcard

These singing Irish believe they are right in tune after so many drinks of the Irish beer. Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place.



Singing Irish Postcard

Always butting heads with someone that has a god complex? Even if you don't think you are a red colored neck, white trash or a hillbilly...these divas or prima donnas will look at you this way. Here is your chance to fight back. Or what about family. Have you disowned them, ashamed of them or they are snotty to you?



Can't Pick Your Family Postcard

Special textured image with a penguin in a pot of gold and a leprechaun on a flower. Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place.



Penguin, Leprechaun, Gold and Rainbow Postcard

Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. This is about zombie warning.



Zombie Warning Road Sign Postcard

Wide Eyes Smiling Wood Cutting Board. Personalize this template to change the image. This funny face kitchen board makes the perfect gift.

Wide Eyes Smiling Wood Etched Cutting Board

Ant-Trump t-shirt with Putin and the Russian Flag, Kim Jong-un and the North Korean Flag. A play on words with this funny shirt. What American secrets may have been given out or deals with these dictators in the private meetings? We may never know. Not for the Trump base. It is available in many sizes, styles and background colors when editing this product. Many shirts available from here for men, women and children. Just from one customization. More at zazzle.com/funnyjokes/politics All MY SHOPS http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores 

Contact admin@giftsyoutreasure.com if you have questions or would like a custom design. The "Contact Seller" re-routes to a question page on Zazzle and support before it will get to me. AFFILIATES make 15% if it sells from your link. Promote any of my products. 

PLEASE NOTE: All "Other designs you may like" and "Reviews" below and above are from other shopkeeper's shops, which this shopkeeper will not get credit for. If is states "Found in this Collection" then that is from this shopkeeper. If there is a special item that you would like and not seen in any of my shops, please contact me and I will either create it for you or give you a link to another shopkeeper's product with my referral link.

I Love American Secrets I Cannot Lie T-Shirt, ZFJS T-Shirt

Funny shirt is available in many styles and sizes for everyone. Edit it to make changes or to add something uniquely you. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Replacement Artist T-Shirt

Dying's for fools T-shirt

Do you know someone who seems to be all hands? Maybe it is you!  Just plain silly. Quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder.



All...Hands Magnet

Funny Skeleton Waving to Bring Back Candy Halloween Postcard.  A fun postcard to send out during the holiday.

Funny Skeleton Waving Bring Back Candy Halloween Postcard

Look stupid, we know people who do stupid things. Maybe we do at times too.

 Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an email at adminconnection@tds.net. 




If I Want to Rent a Billboard Postcard

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Postcard

More from Funny Jokes Shop

Other postcards from various stores