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Funny quote typography plays on words, and humor on product. Customize this with your artwork or text. Transfer the image to an item.

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Postcard

Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. This is about zombie warning.



Zombie Warning Road Sign Postcard

Women Don't Make Messes is a humorous statement product. This highlights the fact that women should not have to clean up someone else's mess. Unfortunately, many women can still relate to the fact that they are often left cleaning up after others. If you are one of those women who can relate to this, then you can appreciate the humor in this statement.

Women Don't Make Messes Postcard

Never do I keep things simple and always working harder and not smarter.



Work Harder Not Smarter Postcard

Alien Warning Purple Alien Caution Sign Product. Personalize it with your message. 

Funny Alien Warning Caution Sign Birthday Postcard

Always butting heads with someone that has a god complex? Even if you don't think you are a red colored neck, white trash or a hillbilly...these divas or prima donnas will look at you this way. Here is your chance to fight back. Or what about family. Have you disowned them, ashamed of them or they are snotty to you?



Can't Pick Your Family Postcard

Too busy to paint the walls yourself. There are plenty of professional house painters that guarantee their work. But you don't like the price that you get from the quotes. That is where a replacement house painter comes in.  Oh look...she likes to work with different colors!

Replacement House Painter Postcard

Evil Clown Replacement Surgeon Scary Wicked product. How would you like to find out that your replacement surgeon is an evil clown? Transfer this to any item.

Replacement Surgeon - Evil Clown Postcard

Alien Warning Keychain

Replacement House Painter Magnet

Funny childlike replacement artist product. Customize it with your artwork. Transfer it to any item.

Replacement Artist T-Shirt

A funny Halloween product. ⭐PERSONALIZE this template with your artwork. ⭐EDIT it further to make more changes. ⭐TRANSFER this design to any product. Visit all my stores at bit.ly/SandyspiderStores (cut and paste).

Skeletons Halloween House Party All Over Print Apron

Funny Personalized Name Yes Dear I Will Fix It Soon Gift Idea Product. National Procrastination Week is March 3-9  for 2025 and can vary from year to year. A typographical quote. Customize this. Makes a great gift for Christmas, a birthday, Father's Day, or any spouse, boyfriend or girlfriend, or any occasion. Famous words of a procrastinator.

Yes Dear I Will Fix It Soon Procrastination Week Classic Round Sticker

Just plain silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a coaster? What would you say?



Smiling Face Accept Tips Coaster

Funny Sarcastic You Would All Be Single keychain. Funny faces with silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a keychain? What would you say?



If I Want to Rent a Billboard Postcard

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Postcard

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Other postcards from various stores