Personalized Gifts

 Invitations & Stationery

 Postcards

Always butting heads with someone that has a god complex? Even if you don't think you are a red colored neck, white trash or a hillbilly...these divas or prima donnas will look at you this way. Here is your chance to fight back. Or what about family. Have you disowned them, ashamed of them or they are snotty to you?



Can't Pick Your Family Postcard

If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com




If I Want to Rent a Billboard Postcard

Funny Alien Warning Caution Sign Birthday Postcard. Send this to that special person for their day.

Funny Alien Warning Caution Sign Birthday Postcard

Do you have days when your head fills full of straw? This scarecrow looks good for Halloween or any occasion. He seems happy tied up in a tree. Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Customize the backgrounds with your own color choice too. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Buy in bulk and save. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. An adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an email by clicking on Send a message.

Halloween Scarecrow Postcard

Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. These are those signs. This one is to keep out monsters.



No Monsters Sign Postcard

Long term memory or short term memory, it doesn't matter. It is all shot. Now who are you? What I'm I doing here?

 Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. All shirts can be customize for all ages and styles. Adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an email at adminconnection@tds.net.  



Memory Lapse Postcard

Scarecrow Tied in Tree Postcard

How would you like to find out that your replacement surgeon is an evil clown? Too bad you did not know of the replacement! Good luck!

Replacement Surgeon - Evil Clown Postcard

Just plain silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a coaster? What would you say?

For Your Protection Coaster

I Am Not a Frisbee Dark Coaster. Just plain silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a coaster? What would you say?

I Am Not a Frisbee Dark Coaster

Replacement Surgeon - Evil Clown Travel Mug

Jigsaw puzzle that is funny about being abnormal with a play on words with Abby Normal and a colorful warp spiral art.

Abnormal Abby Normal Colored Warped Spiral Crazy Jigsaw Puzzle

Christmas time with Santa and a coal stove burner. Merry Christmas from my family to yours. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Vintage Santa and a Coal Stove Burner Gift Wrap

In professions, hiring the replacements (scabs, union busters), is not always better. In the beginning of the 2011-2012 NFL season, replacement referees were hired in place of the real referees. Their judgement had not been the best and make the real refs look good. These products you can see in the "Ref'd Up" folder. The replacements here are everything else, starting with replacement artist. This artist is just learning to draw and loves crayons. You wanted a nice painting in your living room, but refused to pay for a good artist. This is what you get.

Can't Pick Your Family Postcard

Can't Pick Your Family Postcard

More from Funny Jokes Shop

Other postcards from various stores