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If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Button

Funny Valentine's Day statement, typography button with a funny quote of who needs Cupid when everyone loves me. Customize it your way. Self-centered and romantic. See all my shops for Valentine's products https://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores

Who Needs Cupid When Everyone Loves Me, ZFJ Button

Large Round Button. Raining and singing alternative facts parody to the song "Singin' in the Rain". Sung by Gene Kelly. Original design with a red umbrella, rain drops, and other words to go with the alternative facts. Check for sizes and background colors when editing this product. More at zazzle.com/funnyjokes/politics All MY SHOPS http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores 

Contact admin@giftsyoutreasure.com if you have questions or would like a custom design. The "Contact Seller" re-routes to a question page on Zazzle and support before it will get to me. AFFILIATES make 15% if it sells from your link. Promote any of my products. 

PLEASE NOTE: All "Other designs you may like" and "Reviews" below and above are from other shopkeeper's shops, which this shopkeeper will not get credit for. If is states "Found in this Collection" then that is from this shopkeeper. If there is a special item that you would like and not seen in any of my shops, please contact me and I will either create it for you or give you a link to another shopkeeper's product with my referral link.

Raining & Singing Alternative Facts Sq Button

As a great recession survivor, I may be out of work, no money, no fun...but I am still alive.

I AM A GREAT RECESSION SURVIVOR BUTTON

Funny pin-back button with half a mind and funny typography. A vintage quote when a baby boomer is mad. I have half a mind to. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com for help or a custom product just for you.

Half a Mind Brain Anatomy Stressed Mad Funny Quote Button

Christmas time with a bit of humor. See all th subcategories of Christmas. Nothing better than a real Christmas tree in your home.



A Real Christmas Tree Button

Funny abnormal pin-back button with a play on words with Abby Normal fashion. This person is crazy fashionwear with the colorful warp spiral fashion.  Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Abnormal Abby Normal Colored Warped Spiral Crazy Button

What happens if your regular dentist is not available to fix that painful tooth? Time to call in the replacement dentist. Like this partially colorized photo of a 1942 man at work with a jackhammer.  You won't feel a thing. Relax!

Replacement Dentist Pinback Button

Black font on toddler's shirt, which can be customized for any clothing style for men, women and children. Choose this first before customizing. The funny typographical quote that is trendy with Eyebrows on Fleek. Meaning flawlessly styled, perfectly groomed, looking great. A to be on fleek with everything. Perfectly done or exactly right. Personalize this with changing the font or your own quote. Add a colored background or photo.

Black Eyebrows on Fleek Trendy Flawless Style, ZFJ Toddler T-shirt

You Asshat apparel. Funny insulting play on words and humorous design. Please contact me at sandy@sandyspider.com if you would like something special just for you or questions.

You Asshat Tie

They can pay an NFL player $20 million but they can't agree on giving an official referee the raise that they are asking for.
 While NFL referees are on strike, replacement refs have taken their place. Their judgement hasn't been the best starting with the first games of the season.
 The worst blunder ever came on 9/24/12 with the Green Bay Packers at the Seattle Seahawks. The last few seconds of the game, Green Bay safety Jennings caught the football just before Seattle receiver Golden Tate got his own hands on it. Afterwards Jennings pulled the ball into his chest, establishing possession.
 The fake refs called it a touchdown by Tate. They really ref'd up!

Ref'd Up In Seattle with Replacement Referees Mouse Pad

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Funny Women's T-Shirt. This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law, former boss, you get the picture. This is an original quote on a shirt.

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Funny Womens T-Shirt

Mug. Tired for chasing dreams for they turn into nightmares. My goal is to settle for what life serves. Tired of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.



Goal: Stop Chasing Dreams Mug

It is so frustrating when the rest of the world can't be as prefect as me. Only one that can do it right is me. That is what a perfectionist would say.



Things That I Am Perfect At T-shirt

Cute and funny animals and insects. Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place.



If I Want to Rent a Billboard Button

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Button

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