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If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
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If I Want to Rent a Billboard Mug

Cute and funny animals and insects. Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place.  Contact admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Frog in a Tea Mug

Mug. Someone told me once that I was the best kept secret online. What a great honor is that? If you are a secret, how will anyone find you. Tired of setting goals, I will keep being the best kept secret online.

Goal: Best Kept Secret Online Mug

Whether you are a Democrat, Republican or belong to a different political party. These Zazzle designs are about both parties having D.U.M.B. just to be fair to those who have a blind eye on the WRONG party. The saying about being right and anyone that disagrees can go towards any type of political party. Find more Politics and D.U.M.B. See other D.U.M.B.



Difference Between A Democrat And A Communist Mug

In professions, hiring the replacements (scabs, union busters), is not always better. In the beginning of the 2011-2012 NFL season, replacement referees were hired in place of the real referees. Their judgement had not been the best and make the real refs look good. These products you can see in the "Ref'd Up" folder. The replacements here are everything else, starting with replacement artist. This artist is just learning to draw and loves crayons. You wanted a nice painting in your living room, but refused to pay for a good artist. This is what you get.

Replacement Artist Mug

Too busy to paint the walls yourself. There are plenty of professional house painters that guarantee their work. But you don't like the price that you get from the quotes. That is where a replacement house painter comes in.  Oh look...she likes to work with different colors!

Replacement House Painter Mug

Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. This is about zombie warning.



Zombie Warning Road Sign Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Democrats Have D.U.M.B. Mug

A protective cloth face mask the lower half of a groomed black mustache and beard. Prefect mask for him.

Man with Groomed Black Mustache and Beard, ZFJ Adult Cloth Face Mask

Body Under Construction T-Shirt. If a t-shirt were alive, what would it say?



Body Under Construction T-Shirt

Funny pun with a cartoon bear carrying a big heart. A funny quote on this Valentine's Day card. Shown in real gold foil. Choose between gold and silver. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com for a custom product for you. See all my shops at bit.ly/SandyspiderStores

Beary Big Heart For You Bear Valentine's Day Foil Card

A well-known actor has been making catch phases. Some believed he is not playing with a full deck. Some say he is bi-polar, but he is claiming it to be bi-winning.  This actor was fired from his well-known comedy that premiered on September 22, 2003. He was asked to get help for his addictions. But his actor states that he has been clean for some time and that he has always been on time and professional on the set. The network agrees here.  Being the highest paid actor on TV and now unemployed. He really is winning, with his high paid endorsements off his Twitter Tweets and gaining more popularity than before. This actor said he has no plans on copyrighting any of his quotes, which makes it fair gain for those entrepreneurs. These products have his quotes and a few of my own. Duh, still winning. Enjoy these classic t-shirts.

Warlock Winner T-shirt

Baby boomers may recall a parent saying, "If I had half a mind to..." What does that mean? That you only half way set out to do something or half mean to do it. In this case it goes into the memory loss. After all…it is only half a brain.  Buy in bulk and save. Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. All shirts can be customize for all ages and styles. Adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an email at adminconnection@tds.net.  



Half a Mind Light T-shirt

Just plain silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a coaster? What would you say?

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Mug

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Mug

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Other coffee mugs from various stores