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Funny things a man would say, even if it is true.

I Am Man Hear Me Fart Travel Mug

Always butting heads with someone that has a god complex? Even if you don't think you are a red colored neck, white trash or a hillbilly...these divas or prima donnas will look at you this way. Here is your chance to fight back. Or what about family. Have you disowned them, ashamed of them or they are snotty to you?



Can't Pick Your Family Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Do you have days when your head fills full of straw? This scarecrow looks good for Halloween or any occasion. He seems happy tied up in a tree. Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Customize the backgrounds with your own color choice too. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Buy in bulk and save. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. An adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an email by clicking on Send a message.

Halloween Scarecrow No Brain Mug

Mug. Long term memory or short-term memory, it doesn't matter. It is all shot. Now, who are you? What I'm I doing here? Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. 

Memory Laspe Mug

Funny things a woman would say, even if it is true.



Women Don't Make Messes Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. This is about zombie warning.



Zombie Warning Road Sign Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Every woman know that it is hard to find the right bra. But it is even harder when gravity shifts as we get older.

 Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an email at adminconnection@tds.net. 



Finding the Right Bra Mug

Mug. Someone told me once that I was the best kept secret online. What a great honor is that? If you are a secret, how will anyone find you. Tired of setting goals, I will keep being the best kept secret online.

Goal: Best Kept Secret Online Mug

Just plain silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a coaster? What would you say?



You are So Cold Light Coaster

Nothing like being so self absorbed that the world revolves around you. Enjoy this funny  product. Send a message to sandy@sandyspider.com or sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com if you would like to see any of these designs on a product not shown. I will gladly make a custom-made product just for you.  To Search for a particular product, just type in the words in the search box on the side bar and the drop down menu will narrow it down to the product you are looking for. Buy in bulk for extra savings. It has been my pleasure offering a quality product. My images are copyrighted and have a digital thumb print on file. This is a glitch with Zazzle and the product is available.

The World Revolves Around Me T-Shirt

Black font on men's and unisex shirt, which can be customized for any clothing style for men, women and children. Choose this first before customizing. The funny typographical quote that is trendy with Eyebrows on Fleek. Meaning flawlessly styled, perfectly groomed, looking great. A to be on fleek with everything. Perfectly done or exactly right. Personalize this with changing the font or your own quote. Add a colored background or photo.

Black Eyebrows on Fleek Trendy Flawless Style, ZFJ T-Shirt

What happens if your regular dentist is not available to fix that painful tooth? Time to call in the replacement dentist. Like this partially colorized photo of a 1942 man at work with a jackhammer.  You won't feel a thing. Relax!

Replacement Dentist Pinback Button

Large Square Stickers, small stickers available. Raining and singing alternative facts parody to the song "Singin' in the Rain". Sung by Gene Kelly. Original design with a red umbrella, rain drops, and other words to go with the alternative facts. Check for sizes, styles and background colors when editing this product. More at zazzle.com/funnyjokes/politics All MY SHOPS http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores 

Contact admin@giftsyoutreasure.com if you have questions or would like a custom design. The "Contact Seller" re-routes to a question page on Zazzle and support before it will get to me. AFFILIATES make 15% if it sells from your link. Promote any of my products. 

PLEASE NOTE: All "Other designs you may like" and "Reviews" below and above are from other shopkeeper's shops, which this shopkeeper will not get credit for. If is states "Found in this Collection" then that is from this shopkeeper. If there is a special item that you would like and not seen in any of my shops, please contact me and I will either create it for you or give you a link to another shopkeeper's product with my referral link.

Raining & Singing Alternative Facts Sq Stickers

Goofy Geek Face Coaster

Whether you are a Democrat, Republican or belong to a different political party. These Zazzle designs are about both parties having D.U.M.B. just to be fair to those who have a blind eye on the WRONG party. The saying about being right and anyone that disagrees can go towards any type of political party. Find more Politics and D.U.M.B. See other D.U.M.B.



I Am Man Hear Me Fart Travel Mug

I Am Man Hear Me Fart Travel Mug

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Other travel mugs & thermal tumblers from various stores