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"Dear Santa It's a Long Story" Is a Funny Cookie featuring Christmas Holly, stars, and snowflakes.

Dear Santa It's a Long Story - Funny Cookie

"Santa Sorry for the F-BOMBS 202X was crazy" Cookie featuring a gnome, candy cane, ornaments, evergreen trees, and snowflakes. Customize this funny Christmas cookie with the year of serving. (Great way to mark the expiration date!)

Santa Sorry for the F-Bombs - Funny Cookie

"Let's leave Santa out of this" Cookie featuring a gnome, candy canes, an ornament, a bow, and snowflakes.

Let's Leave Santa Out Of This - Funny Cookie

Santa's cookie tray will be extra special this year with these custom Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookies. Add a photo and message to this snowflake design and enjoy special sweets for the Christmas holiday. 

"Dear Santa, I promise I was Good! :)" is a great way to get Santa's attention. ;)

The photo template uses a square, 1:1 ratio size image cropped close to a person's face. Transparent background is not required but will add to the design to show the snowflakes behind the person.

Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookie

Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookie Colorful

"Dear Santa I regret nothing" Is a Funny Cookie featuring Christmas Holly, stars, and snowflakes. A great addition to Sana's cookie tray.

Dear Santa I regret nothing - Funny Cookie

Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookie Red & White

"Dear Santa I regret nothing" Is a Funny Reese's Peanut Butter Cups featuring Christmas Holly, stars, and snowflakes. A great addition to Sana's cookie tray.

Dear Santa I regret nothing - Funny Cookie Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Funny Christmas t-shirt that says, "I see your HO! HO! HO! & Raise you a NO! NO! NO!" Personalize this shirt with your own text or keep "point me towards the liquid cheer" so you can keep your drink topped off. Match this shirt with a flask or shot glass and really make a funny impact at your holiday Christmas party.

Funny Christmas Cheer - NO! NO! NO! Funny Blue T-Shirt

How many people are welcome over your threshold? Use this doormat to help welcome most people to your home. ;)

welcome-ish sarcastic door mat rug

Skeleton juggling skulls and jack-o-lanterns encouraging you to "Stay Spooky". Customize the back with your holiday greetings. 

Happy Halloween From The [Family Name] Candy Hershey's Miniatures

Express yourself with this funny phone grip that says "Don't F*ing Care Bear". The bear looks grumpy and is wearing a skull and cross bones t-shirt, which adds to his demeanor.  If you are looking for a funny phone accessory consider this Don't Care Bear with attitude!

Don't F*ing Care Bear Funny Phone Grip

Enjoy your favorite beverage with this funny mug with the cynical phrase "Normal People Scare Me" on it.

Funny Mug - Normal People Scare Me

A funny Christmas t-shirt featuring Santa Claus peeking over the wall saying "I SAW THAT. AND IT MADE ALL THE ELVES BLUSH!" You can personalize the sub text with your own funny message. 

Dear Santa It's a Long Story - Funny Cookie

Dear Santa It's a Long Story - Funny Cookie

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