Personalized Gifts

Crafts & Party Supplies

Party Supplies

Favors

Cookies

"Dear Santa It's a Long Story" Is a Funny Cookie featuring Christmas Holly, stars, and snowflakes.

Dear Santa It's a Long Story - Funny Cookie

"Dear Santa I regret nothing" Is a Funny Cookie featuring Christmas Holly, stars, and snowflakes. A great addition to Sana's cookie tray.

Dear Santa I regret nothing - Funny Cookie

"Let's leave Santa out of this" Cookie featuring a gnome, candy canes, an ornament, a bow, and snowflakes.

Let's Leave Santa Out Of This - Funny Cookie

"Santa Sorry for the F-BOMBS 202X was crazy" Cookie featuring a gnome, candy cane, ornaments, evergreen trees, and snowflakes. Customize this funny Christmas cookie with the year of serving. (Great way to mark the expiration date!)

Santa Sorry for the F-Bombs - Funny Cookie

Santa's cookie tray will be extra special this year with these custom Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookies. Add a photo and message to this snowflake design and enjoy special sweets for the Christmas holiday. 

"Dear Santa, I promise I was Good! :)" is a great way to get Santa's attention. ;)

The photo template uses a square, 1:1 ratio size image cropped close to a person's face. Transparent background is not required but will add to the design to show the snowflakes behind the person.

Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookie

Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookie Red & White

Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookie Colorful

A funny Christmas shirt for men and women featuring a skull wearing a Santa's hat and 2 candy canes behind it mimicking crossbones. The words "Bah! Humbug" And "Just Give Me Candy Canes" can be customized with your own quote. 🎅 Look for more funny Christmas tee shirts in our store.

Bah Humbug Skull and Candy Canes Funny Christmas T-Shirt

Spiral notebook with the statement "I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid". Match it with the mug and make a loud statement in your office. https://www.zazzle.com/i_want_to_be_nice_but_everyone_is_just_so_stupid_mug-168999449842459040

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Notebook

So many things could be said about this funny mug.... Great for moms, dads, teachers, anyone with a feelings meter. This listing is for a funny quote mug featuring the phrase "Caution! Mood Swing in progress" to enjoy your favorite beverage in! Customize this mug even further by changing the color of the quote to match the mug color you choose.  Get a matching Adult Coloring Poster in my other shop: https://www.zazzle.com/funny_adult_coloring_poster-228108161923123999

- Blank search: zazzle_mug twotone_mug 15oz navyblue none

Funny Mug:Caution Mood Swing in Progress Navy Blue Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Thanksgiving disposable plates that say, "Pumpkin PIE FIXES everything" Featuring a piece of pie, stars, and laurel elements. Personalize the text that says "It's time for dessert! So let's forgive and forget" to your own funny text.

- Blank search: shindigz_paperplates 7inch

Pumpkin Pie Fixes Everything - Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

Funny Mug with the statement "I have absolutely no desire to fit in"

- Blank search: zazzle_mug combo_mug 11oz pink none

Funny Mug: "I have absolutely no desire to fit in" Mug

Funny #Momlife t-shirt that says "Some moms cuss too much. It's me. I'm some moms." Personalize "#Momlife" with your own name or hashtag.

Some moms cuss too much - Funny #Momlife T-Shirt

Add this cynical statement to your home decor that says "Normal People Scare Me".

Normal People Scare Me Throw Pillow

How many people are welcome over your threshold? Use this doormat to help welcome most people to your home. ;)

Dear Santa It's a Long Story - Funny Cookie

Dear Santa It's a Long Story - Funny Cookie

More from Still Sucking Oxygen

Other cookies from various stores