"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a set of very fine paper coasters.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a very funny apron.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Adult Apron

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a fun fridge magnet.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Magnet

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on some very cool playing cards.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Playing Cards

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a thoroughly lovely and useful thermal wine tumbler.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Thermal Wine Tumbler

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a very fine stone coaster.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Stone Coaster

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a lovely set of stemless wine glasses (choose set of 1, 2, or 4)!

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a set of very fine cocktail napkins, perfectly matched to the very fine paper coasters.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Napkins

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a set of wine labels. A visual aid, kind of.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Wine Label

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a wine gift bag. Cheers!

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

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"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a very nice women's t-shirt.

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote T-Shirt

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat T-Shirt

Boxed wine? Never let it be said that the Cabernet Cat is cheap. That's why, when it's his turn to bring the wine to a party, he prefers cardboardeaux to box wine. You've heard a wine meme or two about cardboardeaux. It's called a goon bag in Australia! Gotta love that. OK, I think I get it now. 

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat T-Shirt

Here's that party guy again, the Cabernet Cat, with his Santa Claus hat and his glass of wine, this time a white instead of a Cabernet, because today it's all about Chardonnay (hey hey)! Say it with him: Saluté and a Chardonnay! A funny wine quote heard often at Christmas holiday parties. Here the design can be seen on lots of items, with fun retro text, burgundy star decorations, and the black cartoon cat himself, dressed for the season in a red hat with fuzzy white trim.

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat

Happy New Year Funny Cat with Champagne T-Shirt

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat T-Shirt

There's an endless number of wise and funny quotes about bringing in the new year. Here's one from the Cabernet Cat: "How many glasses of champagne have I had, and how did I get here?" But let's not get too philosophical. There are so many things to worry about these days; let's focus on something good, like drinking some lovely bubbly sparkling wine! Here's to better times ahead! Happy New Year to all from The Cabernet Cat!

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

Zinvincible: That fleeting feeling that one is ready to take on the world after drinking just one glass of Zinfandel. Who needs a suit of armor? Or a flashy superhero outfit? All The Cabernet Cat needs is one glass of this favorite red wine. (One of his favorites, that is. Cabernet will always be #1 on that list.) Get ready to feel Zinvincible!

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Wine Quote

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat T-Shirt

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font.

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat

Winery Hopping With The Cabernet Cat T-Shirt

A selection of fun items to show your love and support of The Cabernet Cat. Thank you!

Cabernet Cat Fan Merch

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat T-Shirt

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat T-Sh T-Shirt

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a fun, funny wine gift for a yoga classmate or anyone who wear yoga pants. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat

I'm on Cloud Wine Cabernet Cat Wine Gift Bag

I'm on Cloud Wine Cabernet Cat Tote Bag

I'm on Cloud Wine Cabernet Cat Wine Bag

I'm on Cloud Wine Cabernet Cat Mug

I'm on Cloud Wine Cabernet Cat T-Shirt

I'm on Cloud Wine Cabernet Cat Wine Label

I'm on Cloud Wine! Everybody has felt this at some point in their life, we hope! OK, some people say "Cloud Nine." Either way, something good happens and it feels pretty great. In this case, The Cabernet Cat is thinking L-O-V-E Love. On Valentine's Day or any day. So here he is, actually up in the clouds, sitting on a real-life cloud! With little wine-colored hearts floating around. This is something REALLY good.

I'm On Cloud Wine Funny Love Wine Quote

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween T-Shirt

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Postcard

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Kitchen Towel

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Gift Bag

"Hocus Pocus! You've gone out of focus!" Again. Oh dear, it must be the masquerade mask. (Blanca has had to take off her glasses to wear it.) It's also a distinct possibility that she's had a bit too much Prosecco. But these are the sacrifices one makes in order to look fabulous at a Halloween party. Blanca, cousin of The Cabernet Cat, does enjoy her white wine. 

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Mug

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is an apron, complete with source note.

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Postcard

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Wine Label

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Napkins

Two cat friends, one grey and one black, go into a bar. The grey cat shouts his order gleefully: Gewürztraminer! The black cat and the bartender look at each other, then back at the grey and say, simultaneously: Gesundheit! Here are the Cabernet Cat and his grey friend, holding glasses of red wine and white wine, respectively, and apparently the C.C. has never heard of this variety of white wine before, incorrectly believing his friend has just sneezed. Oh boy! If you're partial to this particular German white wine, here is the funny quote cartoon just for you.

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again

White wines, rosé wines, bubblies... Let it not be said that the Cabernet Cat is a wine snob! In this collection you meet Blanca, his lookalike cousin, who is strictly a white wine drinker. And therefore, of course, her name is Blanca and she prefers wine quotes having to do with white wines.

White Wine Quotes

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Wine Gift Bag

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Tote Bag

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Ceramic Ornament

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat T-Shirt

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Postcard

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Stemless Wine Glass

The Cabernet Cat's Handy Guide to Pairing Wine with Chocolate is very simple: Pour a big glass of your favorite wine, take a sip, get some chocolate, take a bite, et voilà! Nothing fancy! So this design includes those steps and, of course, a picture of The Cabernet Cat Himself holding said wine and said chocolate to demonstrate just how simple, funny, and fun it is.

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats

These wine sayings are all about wine quotes and sayings about friends and friendship. What better way to celebrate friendship than over a glass of your favorite wine?

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote T-Shirt

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote T-Shirt

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