"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a fun postcard.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Postcard

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a set of very fine paper coasters.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a thoroughly lovely and useful thermal wine tumbler.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Thermal Wine Tumbler

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a very funny apron.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Adult Apron

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a humorous kitchen towel (or tea towel, as they are sometimes called).

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a set of very fine cocktail napkins, perfectly matched to the very fine paper coasters.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Napkins

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on some very cool playing cards.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Poker Cards

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Playing Cards

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a very fine stone coaster.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Stone Coaster

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a very nice women's t-shirt.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote T-Shirt

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a very nice unisex t-shirt.

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"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a fun fridge magnet.

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Magnet

"Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget." It's one of The Cabernet Cat's favorite wine toasts. Is it yours? Presto! We're friends!

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast Magnet

I'm dreaming of a White Christmas. But if the white wine runs out, I'll drink the red. Because the Cabernet Cat is all about red wine anyway. I guess you could say he's ambi-WINE-rous. (Ooh, not funny, sorry!) So this trendy wine quote is on a starry, sparkly magnet. There's The Cat himself holding his almost-empty glass of white wine. Patiently.

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Magnet

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this CUTE fridge magnet to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny gift, which would be great for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Magnet

Anyone who has such excellent taste in beverages is definitely someone who deserves my attention. Or, to put it in more friendly terms: A friend of wine is a friend of mine. Cheers! Let's get this wine tasting started! Here's a magnet with that funny wine quote!

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Magnet

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a cute fridge magnet. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Magnet

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she prefers the white wines), having a conversation with herself at a wine tasting with friends: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Magnet

Do you know the way to Cabernet? The Cabernet Cat, wearing sunglasses, even inside, and holding his trademark glass of red, is asking for a friend, because of course he knows his way around a glass of his favorite red wine. He also knows the song this funny wine pun is based on: a certain tune about the way to San Jose? So here they are on a fun fridge magnet.

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Magnet

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Magnet

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat T-Shirt

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Large Tote Bag

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast Stemless Wine Glass

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Wooden Box Sign

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Kitchen Towel

Is the proverbial glass half full or proverbially half empty? That is the question. And the answer, of course, is full! Here is The Cabernet Cat, holding a half-full glass (the top half!) of his favorite red wine, and raising it to you. He hopes your glass, the wine glass in particular, is always full, all year through, and that you and yours are well, safe, and happy. Cheers!

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Holiday Postcard

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Wine Label

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Holiday Card

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Wine Gift Bag

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Kitchen Towel

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Wine Box

Hey, Mam (or Mother, Mom, or Mum)! With me for a kid, you must have endured some whining every so often. OK, make that a whole lot of whining daily. (And add 100 points as needed, per kid.) So as my Mother's Day wish I say, Here's to you! It's your turn to wine! And this kid wants to thank you sincerely for your patience and understanding all these years. You're the best!

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Adult Apron

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Magnet

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

"I'm a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become." You can see by the smile on the Cabernet Cat's face and the rose in his teeth that this funny wine quote is only one of many he has up his furry sleeve. He's liable to start dancing on a table pretty soon!

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat T-Shirt

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Stone Coaster

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Wine Gift Bag

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Adult Apron

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Fooled ya! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas wine quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your Rosé glass and say it with the C.C., "Sleigh all day, then the Rosé!" And in case you forget the words, here they are on lots of products, with fun retro look text, burgundy and pink! stars and gold, and the cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday in one of his four Santa chapeaux!

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Kitchen Towel

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Mug

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Wine Label

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Ceramic Ornament

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Wine Gift Bag

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat T-Shirt

Here's that party guy again, the Cabernet Cat, with his Santa Claus hat and his glass of wine, this time a white instead of a Cabernet, because today it's all about Chardonnay (hey hey)! Say it with him: Saluté and a Chardonnay! A funny wine quote heard often at Christmas holiday parties. Here the design can be seen on lots of items, with fun retro text, burgundy star decorations, and the black cartoon cat himself, dressed for the season in a red hat with fuzzy white trim.

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Wine Quote Napkins

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Wine Quote Mug

Zinvincible: That fleeting feeling that one is ready to take on the world after drinking just one glass of Zinfandel. Who needs a suit of armor? Or a flashy superhero outfit? All The Cabernet Cat needs is one glass of this favorite red wine. (One of his favorites, that is. Cabernet will always be #1 on that list.) Get ready to feel Zinvincible!

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Wine Quote

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Sparkling Wine Label

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Stone Coaster

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Adult Apron

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Napkins

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Square Paper Coaster

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne T-Shirt

There's an endless number of wise and funny quotes about bringing in the new year. Here's one from Blanca (cousin of the Cabernet Cat): "How many glasses of champagne have I had, and how did I get here?" But let's not get too philosophical. There are so many things to worry about these days; let's focus on something good, like drinking some lovely bubbly sparkling wine! Here's to better times ahead! Happy New Year to all from Blanca and The Cabernet Cat!

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Magnet

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Magnet

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