When one door closes, another one opens. Aside from that, it's a pretty good car. This funny car dad joke is illustrated by a red cartoon sedan car with one of its doors open. And it's all on a funny mug, a great gift for yourself or someone else who loves corny jokes with a twist.

When One Door Closes Funny Car Dad Joke Coffee Mug

When one door closes, another one opens. Aside from that, it's a pretty good car. This funny car dad joke is illustrated by a red cartoon sedan car with one of its doors open. And it's all on a funny t-shirt, a great gift for yourself or someone else who loves corny jokes with a twist.

When One Door Closes Funny Car Dad Joke T-Shirt

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When one door closes, another one opens. Aside from that, it's a pretty good car. This funny car dad joke is illustrated by a red cartoon sedan car with one of its doors open. And it's all on a funny product that would be a great gift for yourself or someone else who loves corny jokes with a twist.

I'm not sure you would call this a play on words. Or a pun. But it is punny, I hope. This poor typographer wanted to fit some type... some words into a space, but there wasn't enough... space. They all fit except one: the "E." In SPACE. So he's left with: I NEED MORE SPAC. Very funny. On a t-shirt.

I Need More Spac | Funny Word Play T-Shirt

Grammar Matters | Language Skills T-Shirt

Ask any English teacher or proofreader or editor or anybody who cares about language. Good grammar is a good thing. With everyone texting and posting on social media, using short cuts to communicate, grammar can go by the wayside. Let everyone know: Grammar matters.

Grammar Matters | Language Skills

I came. I saw. I forgot what I was doing. Didn't Julius Caesar say that? No, that was veni vidi vici. Anyway, do you know somebody who is always saying, "Darn! What did I come in here for?" (Maybe it's even you.) Then this t-shirt is the perfect gift. Such a forgetful person could be getting older (losing their memory) or they just can't remember things. (What was her name again?) Don't you hate that?! I'm not sure. I forget.

I Came Saw Forgot Forgetful Funny T-Shirt

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope, I Hate People T-Shirt

A misanthrope is somebody who hates people, right? And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like... I hate people, so please go away. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate that about people?

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope

It amazes me how much "exercise" and "extra fries" sound alike. Something to think about as we're doing our morning crunches. Very funny quote about dieting on a humorous women's t-shirt. Does anybody say "diet" anymore?

Exercise and Extra Fries Sound Alike Funny Dieting T-Shirt

We all need to stop apologizing for everything we do, every feeling we have, everything we even think about. Women learn this behavior more than men do, it's true. So, girls, let's all be unapologetic, self-confident, guilt-free, and shame-free. Good advice, don't you think? Here's a t-shirt with a positive, proud outlook on life.

Be Unapologetic | Self-Confidence T-Shirt

Gamma's Pi | Pi Day T-Shirt

My grandma makes the best pi! I mean grandma and pie. Embrace your inner geek with this funny saying that includes Greek alphabet symbols for gamma and pi. A perfect gift for Pi Day or any day you feel geeky.

Gamma's Pi | Pi Day

Dona Nobis Pacem Elegant Give Us Peace Foil Card

Dona Nobis Pacem Elegant Give Us Peace Flat Card

Dona Nobis Pacem Elegant Give Us Peace Foil Holiday Postcard

You like your holiday cards to be meaningful, yet simply stated. This holiday season, the sentiment foremost on your mind is Dona nobis pacem, Give us peace. Here is that wish expressed in a simple yet bold font design, in shimmering gold, rose gold, or silver foil. Have a peaceful holiday, and spread that wish to your friends and loved ones.

Dona Nobis Pacem Elegant Give Us Peace

It's true: Life is short. What are you going to do, walk around in your normal pants all the time? No! Put on those party pants and enjoy life! Say it on a button: Simple and sans serif, getting right to the point. On this button the "party pants" part is in a circle! It's good advice; spread it around. A "round," get it?

Life Is Short. Wear Your Party Pants. Funny Quote Button

Not in the Moo T-Shirt

Not in the Moo Post-it Notes

Not in the Moo Tote Bag

Not in the Moo Apron

Not in the Moo Cooler

We all have those days. Just not in the moo to do anything, see anybody, go anywhere. Did I say "moo"? I mean "mood." Not in the mood. But sometimes a cow just says it better. I am NOT in the moooooooo. So leave me alone, or I'm likely to ... What do cows do when they're fussy?

Not in the Moo

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to push all your buttons. I was looking for Mute. How many times have you wanted to put this sarcastic, funny quote into action? Well, you could gift this mug to someone you know who pushes all your buttons. Maybe a husband, wife, girlfriend, or boyfriend.

Didn't Mean to Push All Your Buttons Funny Quote Coffee Mug

If you love to crochet, then crocheting is always your answer, no matter what the question was. Huh? Well, you understand if you crochet. Here's a cute design featuring trendy typography and drawings of three colorful balls of yarn, with a crochet hook poking out of one.

Crochet Is the Answer, Funny Quote and Yarn Poster

Cute Purple Cartoon Blob Monster Fun for Kids Baby Bodysuit

Cute Purple Cartoon Blob Monster Fun for Kids Table Lamp

Cute Purple Cartoon Blob Monster Fun for Kids T-Shirt

Cute Purple Cartoon Blob Monster Fun for Kids Hoodie

Cute Purple Cartoon Blob Monster Fun for Kids Throw Pillow

Cute Purple Cartoon Blob Monster Fun Kid's Flip Flops

Here's a cute purple blob monster with big eyes, sharp teeth, and orange spots. It's full of fun and wants to be Your Little Monster's funny friend. Whether you're Mom, Dad, Auntie, Uncle, Gran, or Madison the Babysitter, you can add the youngster's name and yours, and they'll have a totally unique custom cartoon gift that's all their own.

Cute Purple Cartoon Blob Monster Fun for Kids

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows T-Shirt

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Mug

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Throw Pillow

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Hoodie

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Drawstring Bag

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Post-it Notes

Bessie and Nellie, the Holstein-Friesian dairy cows, are surprised to meet you. Greetings, cow lovers!

When One Door Closes Funny Car Dad Joke T-Shirt

When One Door Closes Funny Car Dad Joke T-Shirt

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