Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a square paper coaster, great for a party or for wine bar decor.

Talking to the Wine Cat Funny Square Paper Coaster

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a funny mug.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Mug

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a set of wine labels. 

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Wine Label

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a fun fridge magnet.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Magnet

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a kitchen towel, great for spreading the love and the funny.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Kitchen Towel

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on funny cocktail napkins. Great for spreading the funny love.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Napkins

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a classy stone coaster, great for a party or for wine bar decor.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Stone Coaster

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a unisex t-shirt, great for spreading love and laughter.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat T-Shirt

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a t-shirt, great for spreading the love and laughter.

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a unisex t-shirt, great for spreading the love and laughter.

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Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a cool reusable grocery bag. Great for finding some enjoyment in grocery shopping.

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's talking to his wine about his undying love, not to her. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form, great for a party or for wine bar decor.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Grocery Bag

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Wine Label

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Holiday Postcard

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Wooden Box Sign

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Holiday Card

We Ferment to Be Together Punny Wine Gift Bag

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this gift in this wine gift bag to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny t-shirt, which would be a great gift for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote T-Shirt

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Stone Coaster

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine  Stemless Wine Glass

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Napkins

Two cat friends, one grey and one black, go into a bar. The grey cat shouts his order gleefully: Gewürztraminer! The black cat and the bartender look at each other, then back at the grey and say, simultaneously: Gesundheit! Here are the Cabernet Cat and his grey friend, holding glasses of red wine and white wine, respectively, and apparently the C.C. has never heard of this variety of white wine before, incorrectly believing his friend has just sneezed. Oh boy! If you're partial to this particular German white wine, here is the funny quote cartoon just for you.

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Poker Cards

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Large Tote Bag

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Square Paper Coaster

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Magnet

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Napkins

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Wooden Box Sign

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she only drinks white wine), having a conversation with herself at a party with friends: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk

Are you one of the faithful who've been fans of The Cabernet Cat and his funny wine quotes from way back? Or did you just discover him on Zazzle, or other places where k8company products can be found? Either way, you NEED one of these buttons to wear proudly, show solidarity, and, well, because they're cool. Perfect for wine tasting excursions! And you can always find The Cabernet Cat at zazzle.com/thecabernetcat.

Cabernet Cat Fan

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Wine Gift Bag

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast T-Shirt

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Wine Bag

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Kitchen Towel

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Square Paper Coaster

"Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget." It's one of The Cabernet Cat's favorite wine toasts. Is it yours? Presto! You're friends! Here are lost of products that celebrate friends with a toast!

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Wine Gift Bag

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat T-Shirt

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Coffee Mug

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Wooden Box Sign

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests!

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Adult Apron

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Stone Coaster

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Kitchen Towel

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font.

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat T-Shirt

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat Postcard

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat Large Tote Bag

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Boxed wine? Never let it be said that the Cabernet Cat is cheap. That's why, when it's his turn to bring the wine to a party, he prefers cardboardeaux to box wine. You've heard a wine meme or two about cardboardeaux. It's called a goon bag in Australia! Gotta love that. OK, I think I get it now. 

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Mug

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Tote Bag

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Napkins

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Magnet

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky.

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Magnet

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Kitchen Towel

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Mug

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. Clearly there is room for more wine. Here is a retro, hip black cat (the Cabernet Cat) wearing his signature sunglasses, holding his glass of red wine, and settling that silly argument once and for all. The text is in a cute vintage font, and there are burgundy stars all around. 

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's punny wine quotes on a coaster set of these four wine sayings: Everything happens for a Riesling; Cats and wine, I'm feline fine; Do you know the way to Cabernet?; and Say no more. You had me at Merlot. The Cabernet Cat is featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in a sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a pun-loving friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'd be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Punny Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat Tote Bag

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat Mug

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat T-Shirt

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat Square Paper Coaster

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat K Kitchen Towel

Ah, it's Summertime, Beach Time! and The Cabernet Cat says, Toes in the sand, wine in my hand. Wait, that isn't the kind of sand you were thinking about, there under the sun and sea? Well sorry, when the C.C. thinks of sand, he thinks what any wine-loving cat would think of: his litter box! He's already got his shades on, and has added a sporty neckerchief to the total beach look. What's left? The Cab of course!

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat

Love Like Wine Valentine Magnet

Love Like Wine Valentine Napkins

Love Like Wine Valentine Wine Label

Love Like Wine Valentine

Love Like Wine Valentine Square Paper Coaster

Love Like Wine Valentine Stemless Wine Glass

Love, like wine, gets better with time. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine. Because lovers who've been in love a long time (you know, a couple months at least) feel their love bloom and grow. That's how the saying goes, anyway. Happy Valentine's Day!

White Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Sassy Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Halloween Hallowine Funny Wine Quote Coaster Set

Popular Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Christmas Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

The Cabernet Cat sells coasters! (You probably knew that.) Here are coaster sets! A set contains 4 acrylic coasters with different designs with a common theme. Coasters come in a sturdy, attractive holder. Great for parties or wine shops, or as hostess or holiday gifts for wine-loving folks you care about.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Grocery Bag

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Grocery Bag

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