The Cabernet Cat hates New Year's resolutions, and looks for any excuse not to make them. Year after year, this is one of his favorite ways to avoid the annoying tradition at the party: Just as he's starting to declare one... "Oh Look! Champagne!" Works every time! Here's a handy wine gift bag, BTW.

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Wine Gift Bag

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The Cabernet Cat hates New Year's resolutions, and looks for any excuse not to make them. Year after year, this is one of his favorite ways to avoid the annoying tradition at the party: Just as he's starting to declare one... "Oh Look! Champagne!" Works every time!

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Stone Coaster

Blanca (white wine drinking cousin of The Cabernet Cat) hates New Year's resolutions, and looks for any excuse not to make them. Year after year, this is one of her favorite ways to avoid the annoying tradition at the party: Just as she's starting to declare one... "Oh Look! Champagne!" Works every time! Happy New Year!

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Sparkling Wine Label

The Cabernet Cat hates New Year's resolutions, and looks for any excuse not to make them. Year after year, this is one of his favorite ways to avoid the annoying tradition at the party: Just as he's starting to declare one... "Oh Look! Champagne!" Works every time! And yes, you can drink champagne from a stemless wine glass. Here’s a set of two! Cheers!

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Stemless Wine Glass

The Cabernet Cat hates New Year's resolutions, and looks for any excuse not to make them. Year after year, this is one of his favorite ways to avoid the annoying tradition at the party: Just as he's starting to declare one... "Oh Look! Champagne!" Works every time! Meanwhile, here's a festive apron for your festivities!

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Adult Apron

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Square Paper Coaster

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Holiday Postcard

Blanca (white wine loving cousin of The Cabernet Cat) hates New Year's resolutions, and looks for any excuse not to make them. Year after year, this is one of her favorite ways to avoid the annoying tradition at the party: Just as she's starting to declare one... "Oh Look! Champagne!" Works every time! Here are some champagne bottle labels for your New Year's celebration.

The Cabernet Cat hates New Year's resolutions, and looks for any excuse not to make them. Year after year, this is one of his favorite ways to avoid the annoying tradition at the party: Just as he's starting to declare one... "Oh Look! Champagne!" Works every time! Meanwhile, here are some crazy New Year's cocktail napkins!

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Napkins

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat T-Shirt

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The Cabernet Cat hates New Year's resolutions, and looks for any excuse not to make them. Year after year, this is one of his favorite ways to avoid the annoying tradition at the party: Just as he's starting to declare one... "Oh Look! Champagne!" Works every time! Meanwhile, here's a festive kitchen towel!

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Kitchen Towel

Ben Franklin was said to have said, "In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria." Perhaps the point he was making is that water may be healthier for you than either wine or beer, but given the bacteria element involved with water, well, you be the judge. Here's The Cabernet Cat in his professor outfit (graduation headgear and diploma accessory) to relay this very educated, funny Ben Franklin beer quote (wine quote, in our case) on a kitchen towel for your edification and amusement.


In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying Kitchen Towel

Zinvincible: That fleeting feeling that one is ready to take on the world after drinking just one glass of Zinfandel. Who needs a suit of armor? Or a flashy superhero outfit? All The Cabernet Cat needs is one glass of this favorite red wine. (One of his favorites, that is. Cabernet will always be #1 on that list.) Get ready to feel Zinvincible!

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

I'm dreaming of a White Christmas. But if the white wine runs out, I'll drink the red. Because the Cabernet Cat is all about red wine anyway. I guess you could say he's ambi-WINE-rous. (Ooh, not funny, sorry!) So this trendy wine quote is on a Christmassy kitchen towel. There's The Cat himself holding his almost-empty glass of white wine, a cool retro font, and lots of burgundy stars. 


Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Kitchen Towel

Do you know the way to Cabernet? The Cabernet Cat, wearing sunglasses, even inside, and holding his trademark glass of red, is asking for a friend, because of course he knows his way around a glass of his favorite red wine. He also knows the song this funny wine pun is based on: a certain tune about the way to San Jose? So here they are on a fun kitchen towel.

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Kitchen Towel

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine. His humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font. This cute, fun kitchen towel would be perfect kitchen decor or a great gift for any cat loving wine fan!

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Kitchen Towel

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. 

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Kitchen Towel

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprised? And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your red wine glass high and say it with The C.C., "Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin!" (Zinfandel, that is.) Here he is on a festive kitchen towel, with fun retro text, cabernet-color stars and gold snowflakes, and your favorite cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday.


Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Kitchen Towel

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stemless Wine Glass

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Napkins

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun pot holder. Get cooking, wine lovers!

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Mug

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Adult Apron

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Adult Apron

Make Wine Disappear Superpower with Cat Wine Gift Bag

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Napkins

I make wine disappear. What's your superpower? Here's the Cabernet Cat all ready to fly through the air with ease, in his wine colored goggles and matching cape. And poof! There goes his wine again. He, some burgundy stars, and a fairly sarcastic wine quote are seen here, for your next gathering of wine superheroes perhaps.

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat

Happy New Year wine quotes and best wishes from The Cabernet Cat and Cousin Blanca!

New Year’s Wine Quotes

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's sassiest wine quotes, on a coaster set of these four wine saying favorites: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? I would guess about half an hour; I do yoga every day. Just kidding. I drink wine in my yoga pants; I always keep a bottle of wine for special occasions. Thursday, for example; and I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. The Cabernet Cat et al. are featured on each one, of course, and each has a different colorful photographic background.  The coasters are made of acrylic and come in an attractive, sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a sassy friend, or for yourself! Think how fun the coasters would be on tables as party decor! Look for different coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Sassy Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Cabernet Cat Fan Pattern Wine Gift Bag

I Drink Wine with the Cabernet Cat Fan PopSocket

Winery Hopping With The Cabernet Cat T-Shirt

I Drink Wine with the Cabernet Cat Fan Stemless Wine Glass

A selection of fun items to show your love and support of The Cabernet Cat. Thank you!

Cabernet Cat Fan Merch

"I Love the Cabernet Cat" fan merch, with a wine glass half full of Cabernet red wine in place of the heart.

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Kitchen Towel

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Kitchen Towel

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