The Cabernet Cat hates New Year's resolutions, and looks for any excuse not to make them. Year after year, this is one of his favorite ways to avoid the annoying tradition at the party: Just as he's starting to declare one... "Oh Look! Champagne!" Works every time! And yes, you can drink champagne from a stemless wine glass. Here’s a set of two! Cheers!

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Blanca (white wine drinking cousin of The Cabernet Cat) hates New Year's resolutions, and looks for any excuse not to make them. Year after year, this is one of her favorite ways to avoid the annoying tradition at the party: Just as she's starting to declare one... "Oh Look! Champagne!" Works every time! Happy New Year!

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Sparkling Wine Label

The Cabernet Cat hates New Year's resolutions, and looks for any excuse not to make them. Year after year, this is one of his favorite ways to avoid the annoying tradition at the party: Just as he's starting to declare one... "Oh Look! Champagne!" Works every time!

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat T-Shirt

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Square Paper Coaster

The Cabernet Cat hates New Year's resolutions, and looks for any excuse not to make them. Year after year, this is one of his favorite ways to avoid the annoying tradition at the party: Just as he's starting to declare one... "Oh Look! Champagne!" Works every time! Meanwhile, here are some crazy New Year's cocktail napkins!

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Napkins

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Holiday Postcard

Blanca (white wine loving cousin of The Cabernet Cat) hates New Year's resolutions, and looks for any excuse not to make them. Year after year, this is one of her favorite ways to avoid the annoying tradition at the party: Just as she's starting to declare one... "Oh Look! Champagne!" Works every time! Here are some champagne bottle labels for your New Year's celebration.

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The Cabernet Cat hates New Year's resolutions, and looks for any excuse not to make them. Year after year, this is one of his favorite ways to avoid the annoying tradition at the party: Just as he's starting to declare one... "Oh Look! Champagne!" Works every time! Here's a handy wine gift bag, BTW.

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Wine Gift Bag

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Here's that party guy again, the Cabernet Cat, with his Santa Claus hat and his glass of wine, this time a white instead of a Cabernet, because today it's all about Chardonnay (hey hey)! Say it with him: Saluté and a Chardonnay! A funny wine quote heard often at Christmas holiday parties. Here the design can be seen on a gift bag for your Chardonnay, with fun retro text, burgundy star decorations, and the black cartoon cat himself, dressed for the season in a red hat with fuzzy white trim.

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Wine Gift Bag

Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself. Here's a punny wine gift bag!


You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Wine Gift Bag

I'm dreaming of a White Christmas. But if the white wine runs out, I'll drink the red. Because the Cabernet Cat is all about red wine anyway. I guess you could say he's ambi-WINE-rous. (Ooh, not funny, sorry!) So this trendy wine quote is on a starry, sparkly wine gift bag. There's The Cat himself holding his almost-empty glass of white wine. Patiently.


Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Wine Gift Bag

Everything happens for a Riesling! This funny wine quote [spelled correctly this time] is for white wine lovers, which you may find strange, coming from The Cabernet Cat. Well, this is actually Blanca, the C.C.'s cousin, who drinks only white wines. (And yes, they do look alike. Blanca's humans have a somewhat ironic sense of humor.) So if you prefer white wines, like Riesling, to reds, this very popular wine pun on a teal color wine gift bag is just for you. Customize your greeting and add your name(s). Cheers!

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun Wine Gift Bag

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends who's throwing a party sometime, and this funny mustard yellow wine gift bag is just the thing. So you can cross that off the list. You're welcome. XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Gift Bag

What if we run out of wine?! What if this is actually the last bottle of wine in the house?! In the WORLD!! That's right. It's called NOVINOPHOBIA: the fear of running out of wine. And it's nothing to laugh about. But it does make a very funny wine quote to put on a very nice wine gift bag. Here's the humorous red wine drinking Cabernet Cat to remind you to always stay stocked up with your favorite wine.

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Funny Wine Gift Bag

Ah, it's Summertime, Beach Time! and The Cabernet Cat says, Toes in the sand, wine in my hand. Wait, that isn't the kind of sand you were thinking about, there under the sun and sea? Well sorry, when the C.C. thinks of sand, he thinks what any wine-loving cat would think of: his litter box! He's already got his shades on, and has added a sporty neckerchief to the total beach look. What's left? The Cab of course! Here you have a handy wine gift bag.

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat Wine Gift Bag

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Square Paper Coaster

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Stone Coaster

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Stemless Wine Glass

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Ceramic Ornament

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Kitchen Towel

When the weather outside is frightful, the wine is so delightful. Sing along: Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! So here's our funny furry friend, that hand-drawn cartoon black cat, the Cabernet Cat, and this time he's dressed for the winter holidays, with green woolen hat, scarf, and mittens to keep him warm. It's even snowing. But no matter the weather, he will always be holding a glass of his favorite red.

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Large Tote Bag

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Napkins

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Stone Coaster

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Thermal Wine Tumbler

The answer may not be at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check. Right? Eureka! It pays to be thorough, or so The Cabernet Cat has always believed, seen here wearing his bright yellow spelunker's safety helmet on lots of products, perfect for home or entertaining at your next wine tasting party!

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote

Christmas Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote

It's that time of year again! As holidays go, Christmas is the Big Kahuna, so The Cabernet Cat is on top of it. All kinds of cards to send your wine-loving friends and family members. Coasters, napkins, and such for get-togethers. And, of course, gifts! Whether you are a faithful Christmas person, or just like to take advantage of the festive gaiety of the season to drink wine and do other stuff, here's to you! Cheers! Saluté! Chin Chin! Ho ho ho!

Christmas Wine Quotes

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Mug

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Adult Apron

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Large Tote Bag

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Gewurztraminer! Gezundheit! Funny Cat Wine Gift Bag

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Napkins

Two cat friends, one grey and one black, go into a bar. The grey cat shouts his order gleefully: Gewürztraminer! The black cat and the bartender look at each other, then back at the grey and say, simultaneously: Gesundheit! Here are the Cabernet Cat and his grey friend, holding glasses of red wine and white wine, respectively, and apparently the C.C. has never heard of this variety of white wine before, incorrectly believing his friend has just sneezed. Oh boy! If you're partial to this particular German white wine, here is the funny quote cartoon just for you.

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's punny wine quotes on a coaster set of these four wine sayings: Everything happens for a Riesling; Cats and wine, I'm feline fine; Do you know the way to Cabernet?; and Say no more. You had me at Merlot. The Cabernet Cat is featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in a sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a pun-loving friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'd be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Punny Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Stemless Wine Glass

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Adult Apron

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Coffee Mug

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Napkins

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Magnet

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Quote Tote Bag

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. Well, you probably have your own friends. So here are some excellent ideas for gifts with this design.

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Adult Apron

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Postcard

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Napkins

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote T-Shirt

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Anyone who has such excellent taste in beverages is definitely someone who deserves my attention. Or, to put it in more friendly terms: A friend of wine is a friend of mine. Cheers! Let's get this wine tasting started!

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Wine Gift Bag

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Wine Gift Bag

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