We all have those days. Just not in the moo to do anything, see anybody, go anywhere. Did I say "moo"? I mean "mood." Not in the mood. But sometimes a cow just says it better. I am NOT in the moooooooo. So leave me alone, or I'm likely to ... What do cows do when they're fussy?

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If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic Tote Bag

Cooking dinner? I'd rather be reading. At work? Definitely rather be reading. Doing just about anything? Picture me curled up with a really good book. Here is a vintage illustration of a woman sitting under a tree, reading, with a pretty country scene in the distance. Who knows what she should have been doing instead? This tote bag would be a perfect gift for any bookworm you know.

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration Tote Bag

What are you waiting for? Go ahead and wear the red dress! Life is too short to choose the boring dress. Go for it! Live a little! Carpe diem! Grab that brass ring! Dance like nobody's watching, and all that jazz!

Life Is Short, Go For It! Reversible Tote Bag

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration on this funny tote bag is right there with you, so you aren't alone.

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Tote Bag

This cute little kitten says, I Love to Read! Here's an adorable watercolor tabby kitten, adorned with a flower crown of tiny blue flowers and one red ladybug, and doing her very favorite thing: Reading a book! The light blue text matches her blue ribbon bookmarker. All together, it's a soft, lovable image of a child's pure love of reading. Here it is on a handy tote bag (great for toting books).

I Love to Read with Cute Kitten Tote Bag

Cute cartoon drawing of two love birds kissing and snuggling on a tree branch, with their happy home bird house on the branch below, in pastel blue, green, grey, and lavender. You've heard "happy wife, happy life"; It's also worth spreading the news that a happy spouse means you probably have a happy house to go with it. The design is offered on a tote bag, a perfect, inexpensive, engagement, wedding, or anniversary gift.

Happy Spouse Happy House Cartoon Love Birds Tote Bag

There's no argument with the familiar It is what it is meme. Here is a pretty way to look at it: with the words circling around a pretty black and white swirling Celtic design mandala, like a mantra to meditate on. AKA, the what meme, what it is what it is, a great words tattoo idea, and a unisex men's style t-shirt.

"It Is What It Is" Meme and Swirling Celtic Design T-Shirt

Popular meme on a funny mug: Can I call you back in a few cups of coffee? Featuring a retro drawing of a sleepy (possibly hungover) woman talking on a vintage phone. On the reverse side of the mug is a copy of the illustration with a customized name in matching font, which is a cute, semi messy hand written script. Great gift for "not a morning person" friends who need a couple cups of coffee before they can function in the morning.

Can I Call You Back After Coffee Funny Coffee Mug

Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. Sarcastic quote on a funny coffee mug, with a retro lady and her knowing smile. The text is in a pretty script that matches the blue shade of the illustration. Why not make this a gift for your mother, aunt, sister, or friend.

Lead Me Not Into Temptation Funny Quote Coffee Mug

Pun Intended, Funny Word Nerd Coffee Mug

Pun Intended, Wait, No Pun Intended Button

Here's a fun, funny design for word nerds: "No Pun Intended" with the "No" crossed out in a bold red scribble. Voila! Pun intended!

Pun Intended, wait, no pun intended

Dona Nobis Pacem, Give Us Peace Phrase Sticker

Dona Nobis Pacem, Give Us Peace Phrase Coffee Mug

Dona Nobis Pacem, Minimalist Peace Lumbar Pillow

Dona Nobis Pacem, Give Us Peace Phrase Lumbar Pillow

Dona Nobis Pacem, Give Us Peace Phrase Holiday Card

Dona Nobis Pacem, Give Us Peace Phrase T-Shirt

For the Christmas holiday, peacetime, or anytime, a beautiful way to say "peace on earth" is with this chic minimalist typographical image of the Latin "dona nobis pacem" (give us peace), in a simple handwritten script typeface that rolls across the surface as though the words are holding hands.

Dona Nobis Pacem, Give Us Peace Phrase

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Wooden Box Sign

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Round Clock

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Classic Round Sticker

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon T-Shirt

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Baby T-Shirt

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Tote Bag

This cute baby raccoon (or "kit") says, I Love to Read! Here's an adorable watercolor baby raccoon, adorned with a flower crown of burgundy and purple iris and a couple of tiny red ladybugs, and doing their very favorite thing: Reading a book! They even have a stack of more books to read after this one. The light blue text matches the raccoon's little overalls and some of the books. All together, it's a soft, lovable image of a child's pure love of reading. Spread the love!

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem Plaque

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem Metal Print

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem Magnet

Your Footsteps Home Love Poem Postcard

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem Canvas Print

"Your Footsteps Home" is a poem about the kind of true love you feel in the days when you first meet your love, to the time when it seems you've been together all your lives: the simple yet deep pleasure you find in the sounds, like a song, of your loved one coming home. Here is a postcard with the poem, a musical quatrain by Kate Rowlands Hayes, represented as a piece of art to send to someone you care about very much. You can add your own message in the matching font, or delete the template.
[photo by Sergey Pesterev on Unsplash]

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem

I Came Saw Forgot Forgetful Funny T-Shirt

I Came Saw Forgot Forgetful Funny Adult Apron

I Came Saw Forgot Forgetful Funny Coffee Mug

I came. I saw. I forgot what I was doing. Didn't Julius Caesar say that? No, that was veni vidi vici. Anyway, do you know somebody who is always saying, "Darn! What did I come in here for?" (Maybe it's even you.) Then this t-shirt is the perfect gift. Such a forgetful person could be getting older (losing their memory) or they just can't remember things. (What was her name again?) Don't you hate that?! I'm not sure. I forget.

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