"There's no need to drive me crazy. I'm close enough to walk." A clear, simple -- and very funny -- statement, presented in black and white with a plain, and a little edgy, block font that looks like it was created with one of those label making gadgets. The Mad Hatter is holding forth in the illustration, although the quote isn't really in "Alice," and cars weren't around to drive him anywhere anyway. And here it all is on a car bumper magnet that makes it clear just how you feel about your sanity.

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote Car Magnet

"There's no need to drive me crazy. I'm close enough to walk." A clear, simple -- and very funny -- statement, presented in black and white with a plain, and a little edgy, block font that looks like it was created with one of those label making gadgets. The Mad Hatter is holding forth in the illustration, although the quote isn't really in "Alice," and cars weren't around to drive him anywhere anyway. And here it all is on a poster that you can hang to warn friends and family that they might want to keep you at arm's length. (There are lots of print sizes to choose!)

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote Poster

"There's no need to drive me crazy. I'm close enough to walk." A clear, simple -- and very funny -- statement, presented in black and white with a plain, and a little edgy, block font that looks like it was created with one of those label making gadgets. The Mad Hatter is holding forth in the illustration, although the quote isn't really in "Alice," and cars weren't around to drive him anywhere anyway. And here it all is on a light colored unisex t-shirt. 

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote T-Shirt

"There's no need to drive me crazy. I'm close enough to walk." A clear, simple -- and very funny -- statement, presented in black and white with a plain, and a little edgy, block font that looks like it was created with one of those label making gadgets. The Mad Hatter is holding forth in the illustration, although the quote isn't really in "Alice," and cars weren't around to drive him anywhere anyway. And here it all is on a fridge magnet that makes it clear just how you feel about your sanity.

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote Magnet

"There's no need to drive me crazy. I'm close enough to walk." A clear, simple -- and very funny -- statement, presented in black and white with a plain, and a little edgy, block font that looks like it was created with one of those label making gadgets. The Mad Hatter is holding forth in the illustration, although the quote isn't really in "Alice," and cars weren't around to drive him anywhere anyway. And here it all is on a coffee mug that will show everybody just how you feel about your sanity.

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote Mug

"There's no need to drive me crazy. I'm close enough to walk." A clear, simple -- and very funny -- statement, presented in black and white with a plain, and a little edgy, block font that looks like it was created with one of those label making gadgets. The Mad Hatter is holding forth in the illustration, although the quote isn't really in "Alice," and cars weren't around to drive him anywhere anyway. And here it all is on a postcard that you can send to friends and family so they will know they might want to keep you at arm's length.

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote Postcard

"There's no need to drive me crazy. I'm close enough to walk." A clear, simple -- and very funny -- statement, presented in black and white with a plain, and a little edgy, block font that looks like it was created with one of those label making gadgets. The Mad Hatter is holding forth in the illustration, although the quote isn't really in "Alice," and cars weren't around to drive him anywhere anyway. And here it all is on a postcard that you can send to friends and family so they will know they might want to keep you at arm's length. [Hey, if you want to get several of these, it's easy to clear the name/address template. Just click on "Personalize" and then delete the text.]

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"There's no need to drive me crazy. I'm close enough to walk." A clear, simple -- and very funny -- statement, presented in black and white with a plain, and a little edgy, block font that looks like it was created with one of those label making gadgets. The Mad Hatter is holding forth in the illustration, although the quote isn't really in "Alice," and cars weren't around to drive him anywhere anyway. And here it all is on a light colored women's style t-shirt. 

"There's no need to drive me crazy. I'm close enough to walk." A clear, simple -- and very funny -- statement, presented in black and white with a plain, and a little edgy, block font that looks like it was created with one of those label making gadgets. The Mad Hatter is holding forth in the illustration, although the quote isn't really in "Alice," and cars weren't around to drive him anywhere anyway. And here it all is on a cool-looking wooden box to hang on your wall and show everybody how you feel about your sanity.

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote Wooden Box Sign

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"There's no need to drive me crazy. I'm close enough to walk." A clear, simple -- and very funny -- statement, presented in black and white with a plain, and a little edgy, block font that looks like it was created with one of those label making gadgets. The Mad Hatter is holding forth in the illustration, although the quote isn't really in "Alice," and cars weren't around to drive him anywhere anyway. And here it all is on a tote bag that makes it clear just how you feel about your sanity.

"There's no need to drive me crazy. I'm close enough to walk." A clear, simple -- and very funny -- statement, presented in black and white with a plain, and a little edgy, block font that looks like it was created with one of those label making gadgets. The Mad Hatter is holding forth in the illustration, although the quote isn't really in "Alice," and cars weren't around to drive him anywhere anyway. 

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote Tote Bag

Bessie and Nellie, the Holstein-Friesian dairy cows, are startled to meet you. Greetings, cow lovers!

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Tote Bag

Come one, you know the drill. No, what was the drill again?

You Know the Drill, Funny Tote Bag

Choose the right options in the text: "Yes, I talk to my cat(s). He/She/They might understand me, you don't know." Then insert your photo of your cat(s), or of you and your cat(s), or whatever you'd like, although it WOULD make more sense if it had cats in it somewhere. You could also leave the whole thing just as it is, if you like it that way. Voila! Tote bag fun with cats!

I Talk to My Cat | Funny Customizable Tote Bag

Cooking dinner? I'd rather be reading. At work? Definitely rather be reading. Doing just about anything? Picture me curled up with a really good book. Here is a tote bag with that sentiment, a perfect gift for any book lover.

Rather Be Reading | Book Lover Tote Bag

This cute little fawn says, I Love to Read! Here's an adorable watercolor fawn, wearing her new reading glasses and accompanied by one blue butterfly and two busy ladybugs. And she's perched on top of some of her very favorite things: Books! The red text matches her ladybug friends. All together, it's a soft, lovable image of a child's pure love of reading. Here it is on a handy tote bag (great for toting books). And don't forget to add this book lover's name!

I Love to Read with Cute Fawn Tote Bag

When I See Cows, Cow Lover Tote Bag

When I See Cows, Cow Lover Meme Tote Bag

It's weird but true: When I'm driving along with someone in the car with me, and I see some cows outside, I will always say, "Cows!" Come on, you do it too. In fact, it's become a popular meme, if you're cool that is. And here it is with a pretty black and white cow to illustrate, in case you're a cow lover.

When I See Cows

This cute baby turtle (or "hatchling") says, I Love to Read! Here's an adorable watercolor turtle hatchling, wearing his reading glasses and adorned with a few daisies and a tiny ladybug, doing his very favorite thing: Reading a book! He even has a stack of more books to read after this one. The brown text matches the turtle's glasses and shell. All together, it's a soft, lovable image of a child's pure love of reading. Here it is on a tote bag (great for toting books). Spread the love!

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Turtle Tote Bag

Cube Sweet Cube | Work Place Humor Ceramic Ornament

Cube Sweet Cube | Work Place Humor Poster

Cube Sweet Cube | Work Place Humor Magnet

Cube Sweet Cube | Work Place Humor Desk Organizer

For your office or that of a co-worker, a fun yellow embroidery-like design with a "Cube Sweet Cube" message and some blue flourishes in realistic cross-stitch. It never hurts to decorate a drab cubicle to cheer up an endless work week. Great as a gag gift for a colleague.

Cube Sweet Cube | Work Place Humor

Popular meme on a funny mug: Can I call you back in a few cups of coffee? Featuring a retro drawing of a sleepy (possibly hungover) woman talking on a vintage phone. On the reverse side of the mug is a copy of the illustration with a customized name in matching font, which is a cute, semi messy hand written script. Great gift for "not a morning person" friends who need a couple cups of coffee before they can function in the morning.

Can I Call You Back After Coffee Funny Coffee Mug

Reinventing Self Funny with Test Pattern T-Shirt

Reinventing Self Funny with Test Pattern Throw Pillow

Reinventing Self Funny with Test Pattern Poster

Reinventing Self Funny with Test Pattern Wooden Box Sign

Reinventing Self Funny with Test Pattern Accent Pillow

For a while now, reinventing oneself has been a real thing, taking a close look and becoming a better version of yourself. Well, that can involve a lot of introspection and can take a while, right? It comes up when you need to write a short bio for some reason. What do you do while you're on standby, giving yourself a self makeover? Maybe you could use one of those TV test patterns, like when there's a technical difficulty and you have to wait while it gets fixed. OK, so use the test pattern and include a little explanation: Reinventing Self, Please Stand By. Ha! kind of funny. But it should clear things up until you're ready to be the new, better you (although you were pretty darn good before, right?)

Reinventing Self Funny with Test Pattern

A neck tie that's red and black buffalo check on one side, green and black buffalo check on the other. Festive enough for a Christmas party, or just anytime you're feeling red and green check festive.

Red Green Reversible Buffalo Check Christmas Neck Tie

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope Button

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope, I Hate People T-Shirt

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope Mug

A misanthrope is somebody who hates people, right? And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like... I hate people, so please go away. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate that about people?

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope

Life Rocks When Your Livingroom Rolls Bumper Sticker

Life Rocks When Your RV Livingroom Rolls Beer Stein

Life Rocks When Your RV Livingroom Rolls Beer Stei Beer Stein

Whether you have a Class A, B, or C mobile home, trailer, camper, or van, when you're on the road and things inside the RV are rolling, life rocks and we're all happy campers. Here is a perky, cheerful text design that includes a cartoon drawing of an orange camper van RV rolling its way to the next RV park.

Life Rocks When Your Livingroom Rolls

To Pun or Not to Pun, Punny Parody T-Shirt

To Pun or Not To Pun, Pun Lover Quote Two-Tone Coffee Mug

To Pun or Not To Pun, Funny Pun Quote Postcard

To be or not to be, that is the question. Well, usually it is. But then, To pun or not to pun is also important. One's pun intention is the key. Pun intended, or no pun intended. If you know a word nerd who cares about correct pun usage, this gift is for him or her.

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote Tote Bag

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote Tote Bag

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