I make wine disappear. What's your superpower? Here's the Cabernet Cat all ready to fly through the air with ease, in his wine colored goggles and matching cape. And poof! There goes his wine again. He, some burgundy stars, and a fairly sarcastic wine quote are seen here on a set of paper cocktail napkins for your next gathering of wine superheroes.


Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Napkins

I make wine disappear. What's your superpower? Here's the Cabernet Cat all ready to fly through the air with ease, in his wine colored goggles and matching cape. And poof! There goes his wine again. He, some burgundy stars, and a fairly sarcastic wine quote are seen here on a fun t-shirt. 


Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat T-Shirt

I make wine disappear. What's your superpower? Here's the Cabernet Cat all ready to fly through the air with ease, in his wine colored goggles and matching cape. And poof! There goes his wine again. He, some burgundy stars, and a fairly sarcastic wine quote are seen here on an apron, for your next gathering of wine superheroes perhaps.


Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Adult Apron

I make wine disappear. What's your superpower? Here's the Cabernet Cat all ready to fly through the air with ease, in his wine colored goggles and matching cape. And poof! There goes his wine again. He, some burgundy stars, and a fairly sarcastic wine quote are seen here on a rustic wooden box sign, good for displaying on any flat surface, or hanging on a wall. 


Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

I make wine disappear. What's your superpower? Here's the Cabernet Cat all ready to fly through the air with ease, in his wine colored goggles and matching cape. And poof! There goes his wine again. He, some burgundy stars, and a fairly sarcastic wine quote are seen here on a fun kitchen towel. 


Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

I make wine disappear. What's your superpower? Here's The Cabernet Cat all ready to fly through the air with ease, in his wine colored goggles and matching cape. And poof! There goes his wine again. He, some burgundy stars, and a fairly sarcastic wine quote are seen here on a set of stemless wine glasses for your next gathering of wine superheroes. (Choose sets of one, two, or four.)


Make Wine Disappear Superpower Cat Stemless Wine Glass

I make wine disappear. What's your superpower? Here's the Cabernet Cat all ready to fly through the air with ease, in his wine colored goggles and matching cape. And poof! There goes his wine again. He, some burgundy stars, and a fairly sarcastic wine quote are seen here on a fun mug, used on those rare occasions when you're trading wine for a hot drink.

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Mug

I make wine disappear. What's your superpower? Here's the Cabernet Cat all ready to fly through the air with ease, in his wine colored goggles and matching cape. And poof! There goes his wine again. He, some burgundy stars, and a fairly sarcastic wine quote are seen here on a postcard


Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Postcard

I make wine disappear. What's your superpower? Here's the Cabernet Cat all ready to fly through the air with ease, in his wine colored goggles and matching cape. And poof! There goes his wine again. He, some burgundy stars, and a fairly sarcastic wine quote are seen here on a set of paper coasters, perfect for your next gathering of wine superheroes..


Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

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I make wine disappear. What's your superpower? Here's the Cabernet Cat all ready to fly through the air with ease, in his wine colored goggles and matching cape. And poof! There goes his wine again. He, some burgundy stars, and a fairly sarcastic wine quote are seen here on a fun fridge magnet, a fine gift from a wine superhero.

I make wine disappear. What's your superpower? Here's the Cabernet Cat all ready to fly through the air with ease, in his wine colored goggles and matching cape. And poof! There goes his wine again. He, some burgundy stars, and a fairly sarcastic wine quote are seen here, for your next gathering of wine superheroes perhaps.

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Magnet

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. Clearly there is room for more wine. Here is a retro, hip black cat (the Cabernet Cat) wearing his signature sunglasses, holding his glass of red wine, and settling that silly argument once and for all. The text is in a cute vintage font, and there are burgundy stars all around. The C.C. and funny quote are all on a fun fridge magnet.

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Magnet

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is a fun fridge magnet.

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Magnet

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's only talking to his wine about his undying love. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form on a fun fridge magnet.

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Magnet

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Magnet

Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin! Join the Cabernet Cat in a toast to celebrate your favorite wine. Or you could toast a friend or something, of course. Here's The C.C. holding his glass of Zinfandel high. Hooray for wine!

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat

What if we run out of wine?! What if this is actually the last bottle of wine in the house?! In the WORLD!! That's right. It's called NOVINOPHOBIA: the fear of running out of wine. And it's nothing to laugh about. But it does make a very funny wine quote to put on a cute fridge magnet. Here's the humorous red wine drinking Cabernet Cat to remind you to always stay stocked up with your favorite wine.

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Magnet

Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. Ba-dum-TSS! The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Add this popular wine meme and fridge magnet to your wine quotes collection! Or gift one to a friend you haven't joked with in a while.

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Magnet

The Cabernet Cat's Handy Guide to Pairing Wine with Chocolate is very simple: Pour a big glass of your favorite wine, take a sip, get some chocolate, take a bite, et voilà! Nothing fancy! So this design includes those steps and, of course, a picture of The Cabernet Cat Himself holding said wine and said chocolate to demonstrate just how simple, funny, and fun it is. All this can be yours on a fun fridge magnet!

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Magnet

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat T-Shirt

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Cat Thermal Wine Tumbler

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat Adult Apron

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat Large Tote Bag

I've been shopping here for so long, by now you'd think the wine would just know to come out of the store when I honk. This funny quote about wine features that rascal cartoon black cat, The Cabernet Cat, wearing his signature sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. It's all surrounded by burgundy colored hand-drawn stars. Even the font has a retro quality.

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Napkins

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Square Paper Coaster

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Wooden Box Sign

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Coffee Mug

People say I look at life through rosé colored glasses. But I don't see it. That's with an accent on the "e" by the way, and rosé wine, not pink champagne. I hope I'm not being confusing. I was going for punny.

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Postcard

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Napkins

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Stone Coaster

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Adult Apron

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Square Paper Coaster

Is the proverbial glass half full or proverbially half empty? That is the question. And the answer, of course, is full! Here is The Cabernet Cat, holding a half-full glass (the top half!) of his favorite red wine, and raising it to you. He hopes your glass, the wine glass in particular, is always full, all year through, and that you and yours are well, safe, and happy. Cheers!

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat

The wine quotes in this collection are not meant to be eaten for breakfast. But they can be used for toasting, as in, Cheers! or Salut! or Chin Chin! 

Wine Quotes for Toasting

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Kitchen Towel

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Mug

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. Clearly there is room for more wine. Here is a retro, hip black cat (the Cabernet Cat) wearing his signature sunglasses, holding his glass of red wine, and settling that silly argument once and for all. The text is in a cute vintage font, and there are burgundy stars all around. 

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote Magnet

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote Adult Apron

Nothing says "I Mean Business" like using a cart at the wine store. And the Cabernet Cat always means business when he's buying wine. Our favorite cartoon black cat wearing his dark glasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine approves.

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote

"I Love the Cabernet Cat" fan merch, with a wine glass half full of Cabernet red wine in place of the heart.

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Magnet

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Magnet

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